>tfw you're hooning, suddenly *CLUNK* and car drives

topical.

>go for brake pedal
>nothing happens

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>mfw

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>autumn
>car has timed heater

>fuck cold morning
>late for work
>get into the car

>it's pre-heated

>>16036175
Broke a sway bar?

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>>16036175
>go on a trip
>middle of nowhere
>have to fart
>rip a big ol stinky fart
>butt feels wet
>i actually sharted
>even worse is i have on running shorts on with holes
>and cloth seats
>no clean clothes
>stuck like this for 300 miles
>mfw

Yes. I am American.

>>16036438
>Shart in cart

>>16036438
SHART
IN
CART

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>>16036185
>slam brakes
>pedal goes to the floor with no resistance

>>16036438
This is why I never buy cars from filthy people no matter the price. Even if the seats and interior looks mint I still wash the seats.

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>back on the rocks starts playing
>you are stuck in traffic

>>16037797
>driving 40 year old carburated van
>its belongs to my work
>picking up about 40 sheets of ply wood
>coming down the freeway through a construction zone (so no run off, just concrete barriers)
>lots of traffic
>lady in suburban swerves into my lane then immediately slams on brakes
>i push the pedal to the floor
Nothing...
>slam into suv at ~40 mph
>absolutly no injuries
>thanks allah

>>16037799
>engine & handbrake all the way home to my garage and fix it

>>16036438
How about you just begin to eat good things for a change.

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>COOL VIBRATIONS
>lift-off oversteer into a guard rail

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>speedbump
>CD player skips track I just really motherfucking enjoyed like hell
>manually skip back to the track
>continue to enjoying the living shit out of that fuck
>ANOTHER SPEED BUMP
>SKIPS AGAIN

>MFW

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>>16037843
Reminds me of the good ol days

>listening to my favorite mix tape
>suddenly: treble fades away, sound awkwardly moves on the stereo spectrum completely to the right speaker, begins to flutter as fuck

>mfw
>no ..... NO NO NO FUCK NO DON'T YOU DAR-

>cassette jumps out, sticking half out with tons of tape salad inside

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>>16036175
This happened to my roommates CRX. A transmission mount bolt felt out when he was driving and made his shifter go all floppy.

>>16037877
call him moby dick with the floppy stick

>home for the holidays
>no car because flew in
>borrow sister's 96 camry
>going down hill
>it's an icy slushy night
>brake pedal goes to the floor
>traffic light at the bottom of hill
>managed to slow down enough with engine braking/e-brake

my sister might be dead today if it was her driving

>>16036438
SHIT
IN
K.I.T.T.

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>>16036175
yup

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>>16036185
QUICK NIGGER ENGAGE EMERGENCY BRAKE

>>16036438
poop in coupe

>Going home with my gf
>Exit coming
>Start to brake
>Pedal goes to the floor with no resistance
>Turn to gf and say "Now don't freak out but we have no brakes."
>E brake home

>>16037843
small potholes are 10 times worse

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>>16037799
>Handbrake doesn't work because you're a lazy fuck and just park it in gear all the time

>>16036438
SHART IN ABARTH

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>>16039624

>>16037877
wtf how?

>go to pick up pizza
>get pizza
>pulling out of parking lot
>pedaltothemetal.jpg
>WAIT NOT THAT PEDAL
>manage to pull back into a parking space and throw it in park
>have to wait 3 hours for a fucking tow truck
>ate the whole pizza

>>16040778
>try to impress girl with my cool manual car
>failed putting it into reverse all the way
>violently loud grinding when I try to leave her driveway

We did not have a 2nd date

>>16037807
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16040915
RIGHT LANE FOR PASSING

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>>16038582

>>16040975
Thanks

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>>16036175
>doing circles on gravel in truck one night with coworkers
>hooning the fuck out of it, staying in it 4-5 circles back to back
>do several hektik slides
>go to leave lot, steering wheel bouncing and power steering chirping

>forgot power steering bracket is held on by one bolt now not two, because headers
>turn truck off, tighten power steering, notice 2 other bolts on other bracket are finger tight
>tighten those

Good as new besides the amount of dust and dirt that got inside the cab because the windows were down.

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>>16037807
honestly this is the worst feeling

ken blast doesn't sound so amazing stuck behind a prius and a fit on a 2 lane highway. fuck

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>>16041154
dont worry anon
we will enforce the passing lane
>the hon rises

>>16040657
B18c swap + stiff mounts + stiff suspension + daily = cool vibrations

>>16039624
I believe it's spelled "poopé"

>>16039567
*brake cable snaps*

Failed end-link OP, no biggie.

>>16040812
My gf hates my manual fix body because she can't suck ny duck while I'm driving

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>>16037807
>take it out of gear and rev to make myself feel better

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>>16043643
>He drives an automatic
My pedal laughs at you

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>>16043949
>not shifting into neutral when doing the revs

have fun with your throwout bearing failure.

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>>16037843
Oh God, I hate that shit. Speed bumps as well as pot holes are just as bad as each other.

>>16037843
>>16044021
>using CD players inside a car


2016, dudes. Have you ever heard of it? It has solid state memory that doesn't get affected by kinetic shenanigans.

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>hit redline
>CEL comes on

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>>16044027

Dude, 2016 called and said the the recession's still on.

Maybe some of us can't afford cars with fancy-ass aux plugs or bluetooth connections.

>>16040812
>try to impress friend with fast car
>successfully launch
>2-3-2 VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 9k RPM

>>16043576
Get gud pleb ive had my dick sucked plenty in a manual. Roadhead sucks in auto or manual anyway

>HURR ANON HAVE FUN WITH YOUR CAR REVVING IT TO REDLINE CONSTANTLY WON'T HURT THE ENGINE ONE BIT
>HURR ANON DO HEKTIC SKIDS
>TRACK DAY YOUR DD
>HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SHITBOX
>FUN TO DRIVE

Fuck man /o/ has some really dumb frogposters.

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>>16037807
>listening to radio
>they're on their "oldies" hour
>Panama by Van Halen starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA
>stuck in traffic

I should have never played GT4

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>>16044063
>fancy-ass aux plugs
Just install your own. Its pretty easy to mod an existing head unit or buy a 30$ cheapo one with bluetooth.

>>16041216
MERCI TWINGO

>>16043500
whats even left to do in a worst case scenario like this?

try to engage it into reverse? other than engine brake

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>check transmission fluid
>turn car on
>CEL comes on

>>16045659
Better make a bail for it..

>>16040235
>>16039624
>>16038582
I can't breathe

>>16036438
TOOT

EN

ROUTE

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>>16045771

>>16036185
Been there before.

Fortunately I was driving a manual transmission truck in the wee hours with nobody around and figured it out in a really good spot with lots of time to compression brake

>>16045771
>winner!

>>16037836
I did this on a cloverleaf off ramp but instead of hitting the tail I just turned 270 degrees and had to 4 point my way into the lane proper.

> this is why you put your best tires on the rear of a fwd econobox when replacing only two

>>16037868
I had a pinto with a spark-o-matic head unit do this to me

>>16044027
Believe it or not I paid $200 for the optional cd unit for my 2015 and never once have I used it in 33k miles

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>pull into store with qt
>truck was driving just fine, so no worries.
>get out and start making small talk as you walk away.
*hissing*
>look back to see white steam just billowing out from under your fenders and infront of your windshield.

>>1604216
MERCI TWINGO

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>>16045771