I hit a bear today, and the airbag caused me to punch myself

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Is the bear ok?

don't forget to eat its heart

This kill the bear.

Oddly enough, my car seems undamaged. It was laying in the road. Only damage was some plastic and the airbag

>>16033918
Prove you're not the bear posting from ded drivers phone.

>>16033918
Was it a black bear or brown bear? Notice no white bears cause damage to cars>

It was a black bear. Hit it going about 50, drove right over it and went airborne. My frame pretty much skinned it

>>16033942
>what is a polar bear?

>>16033843
Nice Halloween blood mate

>>16033952
Come on. You just gonna say that and not have pics of the carnage report?

The guy who stopped to see if I was ok loaded it up on his truck with a winch before I got pics. Got pics of the undercarriage though. Thought it busted my oil pan at first, because of the blood

>>16033952
Good thing is was black

>>16033952
A full 120 seconds laughing. I know cause my screen timed out. Thank you. First time I've laughed like that in years.

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>>16033942

>>16033952
>>16033843
>>16033918
>bear laying on the ground motionless
>still manages to hit the only thing on the road
you're worse than a woman driving.