>female passenger >doing 1 over speed limit >slow down,

aids

my gf likes drifts, skids and me doing 3 times the limit
sucks to be you op

>>16031898
Not every female is your mom.

>>16031920
ffuuuuuuuuuhhh

This thread is dildos

>>16031898
>mother passenger
>doing 5 under
>slow down anon, you're scaring me!

>Neighbor watering his lawn
>Drive past in second gear at 15 MPH
>"Slow the fuck down, goddammit!"
>Meanwhile, the minivan in front widens the gap

That's just life with straight pipes.

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>>16031898
>mom passenger
>accelarate to the main road from a sideroad, stop accelarating once speed limit has been reached
>mom passenger doesn't notice

>dad passenger
>accelarate onto main road from side road, stop accelarating at speed limit
>dad passenger looks at me dissapointed for going slow

>nan passenger
>accelarate onto main road, stop at speed limit
>nan passanger proceeds to flip her shit and try to bail out since she thinks I breached the sound barrier and broke laws in the country, the EU and a few american states

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>mother passenger
>Do 5-10 under
>She still flips out like I'm driving like dagumi

> dad passenger (when I was younger)
> take a banked right turn at 30mph on the street
> THATS ILLEGAL ANON you just stop at red lights!

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>>16031898
>hey bitch
>shut up

>70 - 50 - 40 section of road
>Throttle off, letting nature take its course down to 40
>OMG anon stop speeding

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>go 10 above speed limit
>anon speed up there is no traffic

>>16031920
true, it's your mom.

>mom
>Pull obro hwy
>Flips shit and hits me till I get off

>Dad
>Pull into hwy
>Doing 80-90mph and weaving
>Dad does cop watch and shows me all the common places

Dad's bretty cool

>>16031920
No girl gets in your
>diesel fiat

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>>16031920
you're just mad you can't pick up females in your
>diesel fiat

> going 10 above past the substation
> sheriff cuts the road and gets on highway to look for wage cucks speeding to work
Phew

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>>16031920
>Implying you know women

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>>16032157
>mum gets mad when i drop 2 gears and cane it up a huge hill near my house
>dad will race me at the lights in his car
mums confirmed for being puss

>>16032157
>get phone call from dadbro
> 'anon can you pick me up?'
>drive to next town over to his friends
>dadbro had to pull in and lay low after going past a cop at 180kph

Proceeds to tell me how he has managed never get a high ranged speeding ticket or loose his licence after 30+ years of hooning, and best ways on how to avoid police

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>stop taking corners in 1st gear
>ok mum fair enough i'll a spaz for doing that anyway
>slow down you're going too fast
>there is nobody around
>but there's a speed camera up there
>too late
>speed past 40 in a 30
>mum gets the licence points because I'm insured on her car and they can't prove I was driving and not her

>>16032207
>You get a call from dadbro?
>You pick dadbro up?
>He then drives the car?

What the fuck?

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>feel hektik
>driving nan home from the casino
>going around the backstreets quickly
>she's got one hand on the dashboard the other on the little handle above the door
>keeps crying about me trying to flip the car and get us killed
>go faster

>>16032213
I would kick you the fuck out of my basement.

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>>16032221
Stay mad nigga

We tendie boiz now

>>16031952
>loud =fast
Truly the most normalfag offense possible

My mom is pretty much like Anon's, difference being that she hoons, lanes splits on a car and overall drives almost as aggressively as my dad (if a little bit slower). But if I'm driving she loses her shit over the slightest thing.

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>>16031898

>Stoplight turns green
>Accelerate to 15kmh
>Shift into 2
>"Why do you shift into 2???"
>"Dunno to save gas?"
>"Why?"

>>16032335
stay a loser and stay out of the genepool

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>mum has driven manual her entire life
>i'm taking my first manuelle lesson with her in my shitbox
>we get on motorway to go to some deserted place so i can learn clutch control and stuff
>notice we are doing 20km under the speed limit and we aren't in 5th gear
>uhh mum aren't u going to upshift
>'no 5th gear is too close to reverse and i dont want to put it in reverse accidentally'
dementia runs in the family so i really am not surprised

>>16033262
Take 4th to redline.

>>16033278
she was driving

>>16033289
I thought so, just assumed she wouldn't have a problem with that if it was just about fear of shifting into 5th.

>>16033262
Don't you hace to press down on the shifter to engage reverse?

>>16033307
Depends on the car, some have it where others have 6th, BMW has it even further to the left than first/second same as VW but there you have to press down, then there are some cars where you actually have to lift it up.

>roll through neighborhood in miata
>using first, second and third
>mom says "why do you shift so much?"
>leave it in second
>shudders from a start
>loud once i hit 20
>now i see why you shift

she literally just understood the concept of a multi gear transmission after driving slushboxes for 30 years

>>16033318
Correct. IMHO ive used VWs and having to lift it up seems a better option. But you still dont just "accidentally put it in reverse".


Specially if its a 6 speed car.

>Dad
>Tells me to go with the flow of traffic
>Have to glance over to confirm its okay for me to continue over pass 90
>Mentions maintaining traffic flow is safer then following the speed limit
>Get to 100 and he finally mentions we should bring the windows up

>Mom
>Okay with me doing 60-5
>Entire trip she panics thinking I am not gonna break in time
>Be breaking while she looking down at her phone
>Almost fully stopped
>She looks up and starts cussing me out in Spanish
>Does this about 4 times per trip

>Brother
>Questions why I wear a seatbelt
>Questions why I get mad at him for not wearing a seatbelt
>He has nearly ejected out of his car for not wearing his seatbelt in a recent crash
>He connects his seatbelt and sits over it in his car only to slide it on when he sees a cop.
>Tells me he does this to stop the annoying beeping in his car

>female driver
>does 20 over the entire time looking at phone
>car is ill maintained
>feel like Im going to die 95% of the time

its perfect

>>16031898
Another one :

>Me being passenger, sister drives
>She accelerates in first to about 35km/h
>upshifts to second and dumps the clutch
>I jerk forward a bit
>"Why do my passengers always jerk forward??"

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>>16032207
Ask him to teach you how to drift

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>female driver
>puts blinker on
>drives straight into middle of the intersection
>hits accelerator
>cranks the wheel as far as it'll go to make an abrupt 90 degree turn
>returns the wheel to straight in several jerking motions that rock the car back and forth
>has no idea she did anything out of the ordinary when I ask "what the fuck was that?"

That was the last time I rode shotgun with anyone.

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>>16032220
>take girl who i know has a crush on me for a ride
>on a motorbike
>roll throttle in 2nd
>tits firmly pressed against back
>squirms are inaudible
>get pecs clawed
>mfw

>>16033410
>female driver that uses a blinker

When the fuck did that start happening. Here, it almost never happens.

>>16032214
Read dummy his dad was speeding and had to lay low so he parked his car and got a ride

>mum passenger
>will have a go at me for going 5 over the limit on motorways

>dad passenger
>doesn't really care
>will give me a stupid grin when i'm pushing it on twisties but will tell me to calm it if he thinks I'm going too far which is rare

>ex gf/friend with benefit passenger
>driving down twistsies
>down shift
>"anon can you stop that it's scary when it gets loud"

>5 year old cousin with dad and aunt in the car
>rev ever so slightly over normal rev range
>"Wow anon's car must be really fast!"

>>16033533
That's not the point, you have to understand the sequence of confusion and terror
>okay the blinker is on we're turning
>but wait she's just driving straight?
>WHAT THE FUCK
>HELP ME JESUS
>HELP ME TOM CRUISE
>HELP ME OPRAH WINFREY

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>make turn quickly
>gf puts hand on dashboard
WEAR A SEATBELT YOU NINNY

>>16033573
You would like the shitty physics in big rigs

>slight turn left
>nothing
>nothing
>nothing
>more nothing
>instant 90 degree turn

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>>16033584
>turn corner under 10 mph
>mum and girlfriend grab on to the door handle in pure terror

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>live in slav shitland out in the country
>every kid has a moped
>a moped that is barley still somehow holding together
>cops no longer try to catch anybody because they cant follow anybody on the fields or forrests
>when you see a cop chasing somebody everybody laughs because we know its a new guy
fuck I miss my tomos

Mom
>don't go so fast
>why do you shift so late

Dad
>DON'T GO SO FAST
>DON'T REV THAT HIGH
>WE'RE GONNA GO INTO DITCH
>WE'RE GONNA CRASH
>STOP CHANGING SONGS, BOTH HANDS ON WHEEL
All caps because he shouts, or more like screams in terror.

I admit I have boyracer tendencies, but that kinda overreacting gets old really fast and I don't want to drive like a granny. They have zero trust in my driving, I think I'd get dissatisfied reactions even if I did it by the book.

>>16033487
>tfw taking girls for rides on my bike in general

feels good man

>>16033301
cant tell redline in the car though since it has no tacho

>>16033334
5 speed here i accidentally tried to engage reverse while merging onto a motorway
>grrrrnnnnnnnnnddd
>wtf
>grrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd
>realise thats not 5th
>shit
was tired

>>16033832
Honestly that's quite retarded

>>16033859
i have no excuse

>making a U-turn under an overpass
>mom in the passenger seat
>driving family spare car
>heavy front engine FWD
>used to my light engine-in-the-back RWD
>front tires screech around the corner at normal speed
>mom now scared and telling me to slow down and be careful

Thankfully the destination was right after, so it didn't last long.

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>driving work car
>its a new hilux with all the minespec shit over it
>boss is female, sitting in passenger seat
>every time we hit a red light or someone merges she frantically stomps the footwell as if she has a brake pedal

Fugg, didn't even get close to any of these cars or going through light. Silly bitch.

>>16032220
>>16031958

man my grandma (both of em, mom and dad's side) weren't like this. Mom's mom got busted a couple times winding her tiny Pontiac Acadian up to 140km/h while on a road trip

my mum's bad tho
>>going down hill in tiny shitbox, fifty foot drop on one side with only flimsy steel wire guards
>>B-train with thirty tons of mine slurry behind us
>>he's got the brakes all the way on, can still feel the PETERBILT emblem pressing into the back of my head
>>"mum pick it up a little bit this guy's going to run over us"
>>"NO anon the limit is sixty and if he hits us it'll be HIS fault"

right im sure that's going to be first thing on the cops mind as they're shoveling us out of the car at the bottom of the ravine after we get hit.

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>>16031958
Opposite for me, my dad is a huge coward

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>go around corner in the wet
>front wheels just spin under power
>dont make any attempt to recover grip and just keep giving it throttle
>mum doesn't say a word
>go through yellow light
>get my head ripped off

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>>16033949
>tfw mom wears the pants in your family and it ruined you from adolescence until the point you realized how pathetic of a man you were in your late 20s and now you've missed what would have been all the big defining moments of your life from being brainwashed into a liberal pussy and there's no getting them back

>>16033987
Did mommy forget to feed you your tendies last night? It's okay anon, I'll be your tendie tonight~

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>mfw I have radar detector
>mfw she tells me to slow down and i speed up

>>16033987
Anon there's no such thing as defining moments in your life. You can still be the person you want to be, only you are telling yourself you can't do something because something else happened in the past. Grow some balls go enjoy your life stop fucking complaining about someone on a Tibetan basket Weaver forum

>>16033487
>>16033748
Yup. If you can get a girl on a bike, you pretty much have that deal sealed.

>>16034276
>Tibetan basket Weaver forum
man, this shit us so unfunny

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>>16031952
>That's just life with straight pipes.


>Some Honda keeps trying to pass me on the left lane,
>Loud as fuck,almost thought it was a bike at first.
>40mph lane, keep him from passing me.
>He really wants in my land but wants to pass me more.
>Hear his elephant fart of an exhaust blow up beside me as he screams past me, swerving slightly as he is probably flipping me off.
>Right past the cop.
>mfw I drove right past 5mph below the speed limit past his pulled over ass.

>>16034320
He's still right about one thing, you can still be the person you want to be. It's just way harder to change now.

There are defining moments though, usually when you've fucked up really bad or you see that you are on the precipice of fucking up badly & you have to make a choice on how to deal with it.

What you do in those moments are what defines you.

>>16032213
>speed camera
>speed camera
wait what? what are these? you can get a ticket for speeding from a camera since fucking when?

>>16034431
>>16034431
probably a brit and the UK is cucked sideways now. notice how he said "mum"

>>16034431
In main cities since the late 90's i think.

>Have little sister in car
>Going a little hard but not really hard, about double the limit (my car's limit is fucking mental)
>She's loving every second of it
>Wants to go faster

Also

>GF in car
>Always asking me to go faster

Seriously, if your car's suspension geometry is set up correctly, you have quality grippy tires and the girl looks up to you, she'll feel safe in your car and not give a fuck.

>>16033339
what is with people that don't wear their seatbelt?

like, why?

>>16035243
I gave up trying to explain to my friends why its more unsafe than riding a motorcycle.

>>16035243
Safety isn't cool.
Recklessness and rebelliousness are cool.
People are stupid.

>speed 24/7
>get pulled over doing 94 in a 55 (fucking 2 miles from where the speed limit sign changes to 70)
>automatically given court date, cop didn't even give me a price for the ticket
>had to pay $350 for traffic lawyer already, case is on November 1
>waiting for the phone call of my lawyer telling me they got me no points but I still have to pay $1000 fine

I now drive the speed limit constantly and my gf bitches at me about driving like an old lady.

I genuinely have dreams about that day. I've never been pulled over before.

Fucking motorcycle cops have nothing to do all day but fuck people over.

>>16035610
>speed like a fucktard
>cry when you get caught

>>16035610
what state

>>16035610
Consider how long you drove without getting a ticket, and how you drove then. Just tone it back a bit and be more aware.

>>16033939
man this makes me miss my Grandma. She piled on 300k miles onto that poor L200 Saturn, regularly speeding and swerving. She also had a habit of cutting people off. When they honked at her, she would roll down the window, flip the bird, and yell "SHUT UP, JACKASS"
She was my role model

>>16032343
>people yelling at me to slow down when I rev match downshift
I'm slowing down nigger what the fuck more do you want?

>>16035628
Florida

>>16035624
>literally going with the flow of traffic, not weaving in and out of traffic like an asshole
>chilling in the left lane a good distance behind the car going 100+ in front of me
>everyone around going 75+
>driving on a fucking interstate toll road at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon 2 miles from the speed limit sign that brings it up to 70

Nah fuck that guy. I've seen him in my morning commute pulling people over for the most menial shit, didn't expect it in the afternoon. Motorcycle cops in general are dickheads. They aren't real officers desu.

>>16035679
Then how about you fucking adapt

>>16035689
I adapted by not taking that shitty highway anymore. Back roads to my job is about a 10 minute longer commute but 100x more pleasant. Barely anyone on the road and no cops in sight ever.

>>16032158
>>16032161
>>16032186
>neckbeards who need sports cars to actually get their dick wet
lmfao

>>16035218
Mine always nags me, she doesnt want me to get a ticket as I could spend that money on some bill or downpayment instead.

>>16035243
I do some really sharp turns or emergency braking to wake their ass up. Or if they get in and dont put it on immediately, I straight up tell them they can either put it on or walk. Fuck projectiles.

>>16036097
The funny thing is, I get clits wet for driving it.

Too bad you're unable to do such a thing in your
>Diesel Fiat

>>16037175
Fortunately, some of us are lucky enough to be attractive to girls without flaunting their keys to every pussy they find in the bar.

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>>16037203
Sorry you have to do that just to lure them into your

>diesel fiat

>>16037210
It certainly looks like you'd do it, if you had a car. Isn't that right Alphie?

>>16037210
>>16037175
>>16036097
is this diesel fiat thing a new meme?
I'm not him but I drive my a diesel fiat shitbox too

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>>16037218
>implying i'm Alphonse

So very sorry you get friend zoned for having a
>diesel fiat

Besides, I prefer both cars and a healthy relationship over gold diggers. Sad you have to go that low just to score one that's just gonna ultimately fuck you over in the end.

>>16037233
>hurr I get dat pussy wet just because of my rice burner
>b-but I prefer a healthy relationship over gold diggers
What a shame you need your rice burner to flaunt your masculinity.
You probably don't get your dick wet in months. But it's okay anon, at least you have your shiny rice turd.

>>16037254
>>16037233
WHAT IS THE DIESEL FIAT MEME TELL ME YOU MOHOSKES FAGGOTS

>>16037263
It's anons being butthurt because I apparently get on their sperg tiny little brains.

>>16037266
why's he spazzing out over diesel fiat tho?

>>16037272
He's a fucking sperg projecting his sexual insecurities on an anonymous board. You shouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, what do you drive?

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>>16037254
>implying I have a rice burner
So which is it now? Sports car? rice burner? I'm confused.
>never been in an actual relationship
as expected from ol tripfag here.

It's a shame you have to attempt to lure people drunk women out of your local bar and in your diesel fiat. One day you might end up succeeding in actually getting one in your car.

>>16037275
I drive a 2009 Fiat Linea, my mum gave it to me after literally destroying it from the inside

it's shit but I don't afford a car so cant help it


also just ignore that retard

>>16037285
>>never been in an actual relationship
Why do you keep projecting?

>It's a shame you have to attempt to lure people drunk women out of your local bar and in your diesel fiat. One day you might end up succeeding in actually getting one in your car.

Amazing how your sexual insecurity forces you to project. Especially since I openly stated that's what you would do, after saying you "got clits wet."
>>16037203

So which one is it? Are you having trouble dealing with your sexual insecurity that's leads you to project or are you just unable to comprehend what's written?


>>16037291
>after literally destroying it from the inside
But how?

>>16037291
2007*

>>16037296
not directly like that, but she'd give it to cheap servicemen (not her fault really, most of em here aren't equipped well to fix most cars) that damaged the car more than they fixed it
sometimes they would literally just break things off the dash and hide them under the seat or some shit

one time the fuckers broke the fiat logo on the key, and glued it back messilly, and upside down

>>16037309
>cheap mechanics
Yeah, anything that can be broken they will break.

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>>16037291
>n.. no don't listen to him hurt your feelings
Stay triggered
>>16037296
>Why do you keep projecting?
I should ask the same for you, but I thought it's something you do best when you get butt blasted so I just bothered not to ask..

>Amazing how your sexual insecurity forces you to project. Especially since I openly stated that's what you would do, after saying you "got clits wet."

>literally taking a wisecrack too serious.

holy fuck you can't be serious.

>>16037343
>sperging this much
Clearly, the only pussy you got wet was your mom's trying to get out of it.

>>16037323
the problem is here we don't have any official fiat service centers, so we gotta go to these shitters

now that I've acquired the car, I plan to do basic repairs myself

what do you drive bruh?


>>16037343
dude calm down will you, why are you getting bothered so much by random people on the internet

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>>16037353
>the only pussy you got wet was your mom's trying to get out of it.
>projecting his insecurities onto me

never change.

>passengers that think they know the stopping distances and condition of the brakes better than you do
>in your car
m8, I know exactly how much I need to apply and how close I can reasonably get to the car in front without rear-ending him. The gap has to be reasonably tight or else some inpatient cunt will barge in and potentially cause an incident.

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>>16037363
I drive a 2014 Punto.
I never take it to the dealer tho. I got a really nice legit shop near me.
The only car that goes to the dealer is my mom's.

>>16037380
that's a Mercedes?

none of the electronics work in my car either..
even the speedometer is broken, I have to gauge speed by myself

>>16037392
E350 CDI estate. It's my mom's.

>even the speedometer is broken, I have to gauge speed by myself
What the fuck? Are you sure your mom got the car to a mechanic or a bunch of toddlers in charge of breaking everything?

>>16037397
;_; I know right

>>16034431
its a camera that can tell how fast you're going. used on busy streets where you can't have a cop sitting at the side of the road.

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>>16031898
>Female passenger
>Drive normally and enjoy the ride

>Bros passengers
>Doing 15-30km/h over the speed limit

>Driving alone
>Driving as fast as I am feeling comfortable
>Sometimes up-to 70km/h over the speed limit

Car is pic related

>>16031898
Implying women don't go 20 over while staring at their phones

>mom passenger
>she tenses up and moved her foot like she's trying to press the brake
>I keep accelerating

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>>16031898
>Delivering pizza
>In neighborhood doing speed limit
>Some dad freaking the fuck out, "SLOW DOWN THERE'S KIDS AROUND!"
>There are either no kids around and they're just informing me to be on the look out for their wife's kids or they're visible but not even on the fucking road and in no way at risk of getting hit
>Mfw some fart abandoned his kids to get in his car just to look for me and yell at me, threatening to have me fired
>Mfw ignored him and drove off, and found his kids who were sitting in a golf cart - only knew because they kept apologizing to me
>Mfw I ditched the dad because I didn't care to be bitched at, he yelled out "ASS!" at the top of his lungs while hanging halfway out of his car and all of his neighbors were stopped and stared at him
>Mfw some woman yelled at me to slow down from her car at 2 AM
>Mfw respond to her by going WOT

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>>16033339
Just show him this video

Fucking spics need to go back

>trying to make yellow light so i'm not braking hard mid intersection
>accelerate
>ANON THE LIGHTS YELLOW OMG

>>16032207
share some tips dammit

>>16038512
Just today I witnessed someone lock up their brakes and screech to a halt in the middle of an intersection because the light turned yellow as they went through it. Then they reversed back behind the line and waited it out.
>tfw these stupid cumstains are the reason cars have so many no-fun-allowed laws and we're not allowed to kill them

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>asshole is tailgating me
>Pushing me closer and closer to the car in front
>getting uncomfortably close, no where to safely go
>decide to start slowing down
>fucker gets scared as shit when he sees brake lights
>decides to cut off guy in next lane behind him just so he can get next to me and shout at me
>"DON'T RIDE OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSES! YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT CLOSE TO THE CAR INFRONT OF YOU!
> floors it and then cuts the guy in front of me off

>>16032220
This, I drive a Mountaineer and the chick I've been hanging out with constantly bitches about me taking corners too sharp and shit, but it's a fucking SUV, that's what it does. Literally was afraid I was gonna flip it turning onto a road at like 30.

>>16039154
Prank'd lmao

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>smoked a blunt with fag hag squad
>all blazed
>im blazed
>2006 Mazdaspeed 6
>Leave neighborhood, stop at country road
>right turn into country road, get ready
>Full WOT
>The AWD pushes everybody in their seats
>"ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
>Girls are screaming
>Bang first, second, third down empty country road
>Screaming continues
>Shift to fourth
>stop WOT, continue normally, shift straight to sixth
>Fag hag squad takes a breather
>"Anon! Dont ever do that again!"
>They don't trust me driving anymore
>Tfw no fast-loving bf

>>16031920
>diesel fiat

>>16033262
At least on my car, it makes a LOT of noise if you try to put it into reverse at anything over 5 mph.

>Police and speed cameras only give a shit if you go 10 over

What kinda shithole do you fags live in?

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>mum doesn't care if i speed
>only cares when i launch at WOT

>>16040285
>doing the speed limit when you hit 6th

>>16040285
>>Tfw no fast-loving bf
... ill be ur bf.
As long as you are into kinky shit.

>Drive at or under 25MPH speed limit on own street.
>Family members go 35-40
>They always complain when they go for walks on street and someone is speeding/not paying attention to pedestrians.

FFS

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>>16040285
>hangs out with fag hag squad
>complaints about no bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCUH-nksnqk

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>mum arguing with my brother about some stupid ass shit
>i really dont want to hear it
>next lights i redline all gears
>they both go dead silent