How much of a delinquent are you /O/? >when traffic's

>>16028741
You are a grade A fagget.

>>16028741
>when traffic's heavy I'll drive on the sidewalk or on the shoulder to cagers dismay
Stupid as fuck
>Always speed 5-30mph above speed limit
Nothing wrong with that
>Don't use blinkers to switch lanes
Faggot
>Run a red left turn light if there's no cars coming
Nothing wrong with that

>>16028741
>drink/drive 2-3 nights a week for the last 10 years

That's really it. Otherwise I'm a model motorist.

>>16028767
At risk of this being b8, you mean not drunk but after having a few drinks right?

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>>16028741
I tip over hipster cuckold racer bikes and cruisers because i fucking hate hipster beta numale cuckboi hillary supporters.

>>16028749
>Implying I care what other motorists think

>>16028860
Depends on the day.

>>16028741
Speeding and occasional filtering
That's it

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>>16028972
>mfw i steal their heavy canvas backpack and bedroll and now they can't seem mysterious to stacy

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Lots of shitty whoolies.

>>16029387
>>16028972

t. cager cuck

>>16028741
bump

>>16028741
full speed into corners.

I'll usually speed on A roads but the UK has a billion speed cameras so the fun stops every mile or so.

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>>16028741
My tires are bigger than what is legal, and I plan on putting non-E branded lights on it

Yes, I like to be a rebel

>>16032593
guess it depends where you live

There's a 3 mile stretch of 50mph dual carriage way that I take to get to uni and there's no speed cameras. I think I've seen a police car on the road once in the one and a half years I've used it and it's never busy so I'll always do the speed limit

*wink*
*wink*

>>16028741
You know how you see those fast drivers droving around angrily to be first in line and then they get stopped by a light that turns red?

If im speeding around and looking like a douchebag, and i get "caught" by a redlight i turn it up to 11 and do a peeling burnout from said redlight.

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>drive fast from light not even racing anyone
>cop in gas station runs outside
>drive even faster

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>I don't own any riding jackets or pants. Just a helmet and my long sleeve shirts when I ride
>use my blinkers thinking cagers actually notice
>2x over previous owner put on a kerker exhaust so 6k+ is loud as fuck
>sometimes getting off the line the bike bogs down so im crawling through the intersection at like 3 mph just twisting the throttle waiting for the power to come

UTTER DELINQUENCY.

>>16029055
Hey me too