You must travel across the spine of Africa from Zimbabwe to Namibia but it must be done in a car made before the year 2000. What do you pick?
Infinite gas/diesel and it's safe so military stuff isn't necessary
300D
Africa is FULL of replacement parts for them. IF you need them in the first place.
hilux
/thread
Tlc80 or hilux
land rover series 3.
parts everywhere. reliable.
Volvo C303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTVbyt5kKv
>>16014677
volvo tp21
the shitbox polo i own now
>Zimbabwe
Nope.
Anything else is just stupid
It did it before
>picking anything other than the w123
make namibia german again
>>16014254
>>16014732
The only correct answer.
>>16014254
Peugeot 504.
>>16014905
Literally the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the thread.
>>16014732
Oliveeer
>>16014254
>>16014963
That's a Landcruiser, go hide in your shame corner
An old Bronco.
With a mattress in the back because fuck sleeping outside in Africa.
>>16014963
>this shitty camo
can sandniggers do anything right
>>16014254
Great pic OP
I'll take the same.
>>16015217
Better than nothing at least, probably free handed and not masked or anything. And I say this as a racist.
>>16014732
Hammand Clarkson and May go on /o/, makes sense.
I guess the new Top Gear crew goes on r/cars
>>16014265
my nigga my nigga
>>16015217
>implying
>>16014254
> Zimbabwe
> Safe
Did you forget that zimbabwe hates white people?
I'll just take a Land Rover Defender. Good enough for the locals, and I can get an armoured variant cheap to defend against the inevitable rain of rocks and bullets from your fucktarded ideas of what africa is actually LIKE.
Subaru Impreza/Legacy Outback with the 2.2.
>>16015261
even that's better camo. on a fucking wood-planked horse cart probably drawn with poop and blood.
>>16015273
He's asking a hypothetical situation, you retard.
>>16014254
The only correct answer
>>16015466
You're either severely overestimating the capabilities of that car or severely underestimating the terrain you think you'll be driving on.
Easy.
The "bang bang" anti-lag will blend in well with the ak47 fire in more islamic parts too.
Gotta move with haste
Old Corolla only answer, if you've actually been to a 3rd world county you know them shits are everywhere
>not the rally 240z
>>16015966
south african here, can confirm
lots of e30-e46 bmws and old mercs as well
and vw golfs
>>16014684
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Impeccable choice.
are we allowed to bring our own?
I think I'd manage OK. plus I'd imagine 22re parts are everywhere.
>>16016327
Surely removing the bed like that makes it extremely front heavy.
>>16016364
yeah. but I bought it like that.
its borderline worthless in the snow.
>>16016379
Has the rear axle been brought forward? It looks extremely close to the cab. But yeah this would be a great choice.
James May did it in a lowered Volvo station wagon though so I guess anything is possible.
>>16016429
no. its a single cab short box.
>>16015588
This desu.
A standard road car with AWD is completely incapable of any off roading, as soon as theres any bumps or hills you are screwed.
if i'm going to be stuck in africa, i at least wanna be comfy
Oh that's easy! I'll take the LS400.
>>16014254
Weewee
E34 m5
It'll do it trust me
>>16015174
Agreed
>>16014388
Terrible to drive.
Oil leaks everywhere.
>not traveling like an african dictator
Lots of good choices. But I only like cars that are comfy.
W124
W126
W140
504 Break / PU
404 Break / PU
Dictator mode:
W189
>>16014254
>military stuff isn't necessary
You would drive across niggerland and not kill anyone?
because this is the best choice.
Dodge M37
>>16014254
0L1V3RRRRRRRR
>>16016327
>>16016453
That's cool as fuck family
What is it?
Any more pictures?
>>16014254
ezpz
>>16018037
Yessss, original Audi Quattro best Quattro
Merci afrikans
>>16020866
>break down
>easy prey for some failed state T55
An RPG7 would proababy kill a tiger
>>16020990
ah you see, the tiger has problems in the cold, they were developed when they were still fighting down in africa
>>16015285
Yes, and I'm answering it, you fuckwit. Do you know what they do to white people in zimbabwe? Do you know what the roads in africa are like?
Christ. You people deserve to be fucking lynched.
>>16020990
in fact it definitely would.
>PG-7V & VM
Penetration RHA: 260 mm
>PG-7VL
Penetration RHA: 500 mm
a 99 hilux\land cruiser
>
>>16014732
You now remember backup car beetle won the botswana special
Always this.
>>16021137
these cars have travelled much greater distance than from Zimbabwe to Namibia
>>16021211
>botswana special
now I know what to watch during supper, thanks m8
>>16016215
Well I think you're forgetting something here..
>>16015273
>>16021008
>2016
>being white
choose one lad.
TOURS OVER TOMMY
>>16021137
Hell yeah, the new series in australia is pretty good. I liek that every episode some car or bike completely shit itself