What does /o/ pick as the ultimate bug out vehicle? >The

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>>16008469

>>16008486
Solid choice.

>>16008469

What's the point of that kind of bumper?

Ecoboost bronco

>>16008502
They say it prevents tipping forward if you go down a ditch or something.

>>16008502
https://youtu.be/nVpjor1WLW4

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Just bought it a while. Just about have it all set up to pull a gooseneck. Once that's done

>this truck
>Gooseneck toy-hauler trailer
>Aux diesel tanks

Blam.

>>16008502
Cow tipping

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>>16008469
Pic related.

>You need to pack up your vehicle and survive
But I already live in a small town that's utterly irrelevant to warfare.

>>16008502
It's a safety device for when you're too stupid to judge the terrain because Americans always want to do things without having to learn anything new.

>>16008545
Is it just me or is the thing slightly bent?

>>16008561
Sorta was when I bought it. The flat bed was just set on the truck, wasn't bolted on.

>>16008469
If a zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to work and holding out there. There are people I know and trust there, it's secure, there's plenty of food, and I have a stash of tools there.
And since it's only 7 miles from my home, I can walk if needs be.

> Nuclear war
> 3 minute warning goes off
> Throw clothes and some cans of food into bag
> Get into car
> Drive
> Traffic
> Nukes hit
> Entire area within 100 miles saturated with warheads to eliminate cities, defence infrastructure, and transport hubs
> EMP causes airliners to fall out the sky

Fuck that. I hear that warning, I'm going to empty the biscuit tin and finish off my booze stash. No way in hell am I going to get anywhere safe in three minutes.

>>16008818
You live in DC or some shit?

I can't think of any other target warranting that attention.

>>16008469
>nuclear war
I'm breaking out the Hennessy.
Peterson, Ft. Carson, Schreiver, and the Mountain are all here.
There's no way anyone (except the guys in the mountain) are surviving anything.

>anything else
I'm hoping big blue has my back.

>>16008898
>except the guys in the mountain
NORAD is only built to withstand 30 megatons, those guys are fucked too.

>>16008974
If Russia can manage to get a 30MT direct hit on CMS.

Currently, their only ICBM capable of delivering a multi-megaton blast is the SS-18, which is currently fielded with a single 10MT warhead.
If they can manage to get it past anti-ballistic defenses, it would take several hits to disable CMS.

I have no doubt, though, that the whole area here would be completely saturated with MIRVs ranging from 300KT to 1MT.
Everything outside of the mountain would be totally fucked.

>>16009045
>Currently, their only ICBM capable of delivering a multi-megaton blast is the SS-18, which is currently fielded with a single 10MT warhead.
>If they can manage to get it past anti-ballistic defenses, it would take several hits to disable CMS.
Bear in mind these are the publicly available figures. Nuclear capability has massively improved since NORAD was planned and honestly it was obsolete before it was "finished"

Either way, you are fucked. living in the open in Colorado Springs or anything remotely local

>>16009088
I'd hope those figures are accurate, it's what the US inspectors report for our arms reduction treaties.

Not like I really have the choice to move. I live directly on a target, and there's probably a warhead slated for my work building.

>>16009111
Iktf anon. Nice trips. Cheers to dying together in a nuclear apocalypse.

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>>16008469

Tractor with trailer

>>16009121
Thanks m80, when the bombs fly, one shot for you.

Army or AF? Currently rolling that swing shift insomnia right now...

>>16008882
NY or LA come to mind

>>16008469
None. You should bug in as long as you're not a cityfag

Thank god i live in an insignificant small canadian town. However there is a possibility i will have to worry about fallout if seattle gets nuked (it probs would) so i'd be heading north right away

My work truck. 1993 Peterbilt powered by a Cat 3604B. All mechanical so no electronics to burn out from the EMP wave generated by the nuclear blast, can run on everything from fry cooker oil to kerosene. Carries 250 gallons of fuel, and can comfortably hold 6 people plus gear. Not to mention enough power to move most anything out of the way. Big enough to not be stopped by normal vehicles, and with the addition of a 32 foot trailer, can store everything to survive for months.

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This thing got me and all my shit between my house and college dorm, and then to my first apartment, and then from my apartment to my current place. Every time I managed to fit all my shit in one trip. If I'm only bringing survival essentials, I'll have room to spare. I'm currently trying to build it up for the end of the world because it's what I've got. The build list looks something like
>LSD
>lift kit
>big offroad tires
>extra gasoline storage
>upping the horsepower would help because I'm not gonna be outrunning anyone with the current amount
>custom fab a brushguard out of some pipe
>window and wheel armor/shredders that I can attach when shit goes down

It's already got a compartment in the back for hiding valuables or weapons. If I want to get really crazy I could cut a hole in the roof and mount a large gun on a rotating turret for a friend to operate, but I value the shelter that the roof provides more for the moment.

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I'm good

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>implying i won't be there

t. T-90A driver

>>16008882
I live near London. Two motorways, a railway line, a major airport, and the place where they make the goddamn nukes are within 20 miles of my house. London is within 30 miles, with a serious chunk of it's orbital motorways as well.

>>16009818
>All mechanical so no electronics to burn out from the EMP
So, it runs without spark plugs? Any electrical items at all?

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>>16010021
It's got a starter. That's the only electronic on it, aside from fuel gauge which isn't an issue. It's a turbo diesel so no need for spark plugs son. Pic related. What mine looks like, would post pic of mine but is plastered with company decals.

>>16009880
You've got a sexi wagon there senpai

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>>16008469
100+mpg
tough as fuck
actually decent as fuck off road
easily hidden
light enough to haul it around if need be

one thing i've learned from post apocalypical movies is the father always dies protecting the rest of the family, thats not happening to this father, they can take their chances on their own,

>>16010021
i live within 50 miles of Faslane Nuclear Submarine Base.

if its all out nuke time, i'm fucked.

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>>16010141
>being a father

>>16009880
Be the Gray Man, not Dead Cosplay Man. A wagon with no external indication of any improvements is stealthy.

A horse. Supposedly when your shit hits the fan, how will you procure gasoline?

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>buy lift kit and offroadan tires for the miats
>eventually scavenge enough parts for a tarbo build from fallen adversaries or abandoned mazdas
>friends and family can go build their own mad max cars
>infinite cargo space with the top down
>qt little 1.8 might be slightly more stressed as it already gets about 25 MPG onna highway
>stealth: not very
>durability: somewhat

>>16010191
stealth is for pussies, put all points into attack and defense or speed. with stealth, you get discovered once and you're fucked, generally don't have the power to fight back because you sacrificed it for the sake of not being seen or heard. with speed, they can't kill what they can't catch. and attack/defense build is obvious.

>>16010021
EMP doesn't magically kill all electical devices, and those it doesn't kill can be replaced if your vehicle is common. Fearfags should learn more about EMP and how the .milworld hardens against it.

My vehicles aren't connected to the power grid and I can convert important ones to points ignition if ever required, though basic electronic ignitions are simple. I've five Harleys and two 1970s Fords turnkey ready for EMP (but of course that's fucking stupid, I run points for reliability and ease of kickstarting. People underestimate what points are good for.)

BTW simple mower and generator engines with magneto ignition won't be bothered by EMP either, but EMP ain't gonna happen because Russians aren't suicidal and neither is the US government.

>>16010201
This. Fuck running. Mobb deep with your bros and kill the enemy. Mobs need food and water to stay in the field. If you get your ideas from Hollywood instead of real wars, KYS.

>>16010201
I suppose one could try to mount some sort of turrent on the roll cage, stick a chair on top of the trunk. Maybe some sort of rudimentary air cannon so long as you've got power and something to stick down the barrel you've got ammo

>>16010207
EMP ruins sensitive electronics (circuit board type stuff) that aren't shielded, and the effects are intensified if there's current running through it at the time of the attack. The most sensitive things in cars are the engine computer and dashboard, and maybe some light duty solenoids. The engine computer actually has its own shielding already, and dashboard stuff often isn't essential. The problem cars would be newer ones with a sophisticated computer hidden goddamn everywhere for every different purpose. If your shitbox is from like, the 80s you probably won't even be affected.

>>16010267
>tfw won't be able to listen to comfy tunes as you cruise through the waste

>>16008469
killing yourself you stupid drumpftard conspiracy theorist

>hurr hillary gunna take mah gunz
>hurr hillary gunna take mah carz

>>16010334
Found da librul

>>16010341
liberals built this country
liberals founded this country
liberal ideals make this country great
liberals gave us freedom
what have conservashits done? oppressed PoC. suppressed gay rights. burned crosses. shoot up schools and churches. threaten our commander in chief. bully children in school. conservatives are statistically stupid.

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less politics more mad max rice

>>16010359
damn how cucked can you get?

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>>16010359
>liberals built this country
>liberals founded this country
>liberal ideals make this country great
>liberals gave us freedom

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Already have it.

>>16011058
>no boarder-repelling spikes
>no tire shredders
>no headlight armor
>no roll cage
>no lift
>tiny pushbar that doesn't protect anything unless you hit people perfectly straight-on
>no supercharger or air scoop

0/10, mediocre. would not ride eternal on the fury road.

>>16008469
I despair at all he money you people waste on this 'bug out' fantasy. Is that how you justify fucking up your country? Because you can 'go live innawoods innatruck'?

>>16010359
Hitler was a liberal.

>>16011248
>justify fucking up your country
The people are powerless, corporations and politicians do whatever they want. I wanted to vote in the primaries but couldn't because I'm registered as independent, because I don't have enough faith in either party to pledge to them. And even if I did, you have to change parties a whole year in advance, when there hasn't been any campaigning to speak of and you don't know who's the right choice. America is no longer a democracy. Shillary is gonna rig this election and there will either be an uprising where citizens finally put their guns to use, or nobody will care and the US will become more cucked and culturally enriched than Sweden. Excuse me for planning to get the fuck out of a situation I have no control over.

Not a 2000+ jeep. Can say that much.

>>16008548
>My section has two of these adn they've been deadlined for a year and a half because our mechanics are too lazy to do their job

>>16011368
What's inside it? Looks like a studio apartment on wheels.

Realistically what's better, Truck or SUV? Assuming no trailer.

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>>16010359

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If I was at home I'd be a bunch of carbon atoms scattered in the wind, living next to one of the US's largest research labs.

If at work I wouldn't be vaporized but most likely I'd glow so hard people could use my body parts as lamps for a few centuries.

If out in the mountains or trails in muh wrangler I'd likely make out pretty well with my survival/recovery gear.

>>16011670

Same. I'm from a part of western PA that has a high concentration of power plants. If those went down it would large areas of the northeast would be without electricity.

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>>16011670
What the fuck? The triangle between VT and NY is a fucking lake. Is the target supposed to be Plattsburgh? There hasn't been an air force base there for 20 years.

I thought I was safe in the boonies but old information is gonna kill me.

xj with a 4bt, air locked dana 60s, and 37s

>>16008469
Volt

>>16008555
>But I already live in a small town that's utterly irrelevant to warfare.
i live in a small town too. i feel like if 'fema death camps' and all that crazy shit were to happen, the military would just carpet bomb or mortar my town. it'd be a waste of assets to capture ~1000 people just to kill them later.

Ford E350 and a dirt bike.

>>16008531
Considering that the bumper was never used,this video misses the mark.

>>16011670
Until you are buttfucked by the retarded amounts of radiation smothering most of the countryside. You'd need to find a cave and then find some way to filter the air that you need to breathe. And if you survive that, you then have to find things to eat, and that's not likely. And if you do find things to eat, you best hope they're not irradiated. And if they're not, let's hope the winter isn't too harsh when it comes around. And if it's nice enough that you survive, enjoy trying to survive the summer without skin cancer thanks to the lack of ozone.

Honestly I would not want to survive a nuclear war. I'd like to watch it happen then kill myself afterward.

>>16011920
Isn't there a huge early warning radar installation there?

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>>16012051
It isn't predicted to be too bad honestly as long as you get out of the worst areas and use good precautions. Then again no one can predict how bad it will get even in the boonies.

Bicycle. Unlimited mpg

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why not

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>>16011271
Not enough Unimogs in this thread. The Mexican military is building a bunch of heavy MRAPs built on Unimog 5000 chassis with uprated engines to replace their Humvees. NBC protected, uses parts from other Daimler trucks, can withstand RPGs and land mines all while getting 20mpg. Pretty goat.

>>16012050
Actually the jeep almost rolled, but the bumper caught it

>>16013877
>The Mexican military
yet we're worried about the Russians.
it's only a matter of time before they comeback for texas

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>>16013948
Mexico doesn't even need use military force for that. We've already won via demographics.

>>16010141
What Is that bike?

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>>16008469
More like the year is 2017 and Hillary fucks up the south china sea dispute and nuclear war starts with China

>>16008469
>Be super happy just bought Cadillac
>Halfway across country shooting commies in comfort
>Remember I have the Northstar
>Car overheats
>Jump out and car explodes in Hollywood fashion
>Commies and Cadillac is kill

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>>16013877
This or the Toyota Mega Cruiser. Armored Toyota diesel with four wheel steering. It's a shame they never sold them outside of Eurasia. They were retailing for around $80,000 in Japan, which isn't much more than what they ask for the Land Cruiser 200. They probably could have made a killing selling them in the Americas as a civilian and commercial vehicles.

>>16013960
>""we""

Shut up you fucking chicano. You are not Mexican. Shut up and assimilate like your parents wanted.

>>16014893
Pero, like no, ese. Biba mehico jajajajaja. Biba los Dogders.

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>>16008469
V 8
M I A T A
S Q U A D
>family
LONELY DRIVERS
>friends
I ain't anyone's chauffeur, nigga.
>Cargo
BRING A TRAILER
>Fuel economy
LIGHTWEIGHT + VEE-ATE = MAGIC
>Stealth
MUH CAMOZ
>Durability
L2DRIVE
>nuclear war
>with Russia
>Implying everyone isn't already fucking dead

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>>16008469
Go anywhere ability, proper levels of durability, poor on the stealth side but you can always put someone up high for lookout duty, or 5 people with guns up there for defense.

Not that you have to worry, when Trump wins his pay masters at the Kremlin will call in the debts and he'll just hand the nation to them.

>>16013948
Why would they want it? Have you seen the people who live there? Texas is like a 1991 base Civic, there is no need for security on it, even the Mexicans won't steel it.