Post a pic of your car and other people post what their girlfriend probably looks like
>>15997754
Normal height, glasses, between skinny and chubby, brown hair and puffy cheeks
Really big, muscly legs from all the times she has had to push your shitty Land Rover after it has had a complete engine failure
>>15997754
>>15997754
That looks like the old autoparc site in Gosforth.
>>15997836
Your sister doesn't count
>>15997754
>>15997836
You attention whore you
>>15997754
Preppy white bitch who is ambiguously a part of a sorority. Probably blonde, ditzy, and will sit in your car while you push it after it breaks down because it will break down.
>>15997761
A brunette that's just about your height, she's a 7/10 in the face but has the ass of a porn star but is celibate because her mom told her that God is always watching
>>15997779
A black woman who fulfills many negative stereotypes about her race. She's loud, impatient, drives like she's always in a rush to the point where she will turn in straight lanes to get around people in turn lanes.
>>15997804
No gf because too insufferable. Last Tinder date got an uber back home because you wouldn't stop cutting people off on the way to the restaurant while complaining about "poorfags".
>>15997836
GF is really fat and not in that good way. Her misshapen, neglected body is only made up for by the fact that she'll do anything you want, but do you really want to??
Fuck me up /o/tists
>>15997886
she has a penis
>>15997886
loled. pretty good answers.
As for your pic:
>gf
>>15997754
did you fix your grill?
>>15998120
You have to guess, silly, that's the thread
Guess away
>>15997761
small, hairy, has oval eyes, a beard
>basically a goat
allahu akbar!
>>15998453
looks like your cousin :^)))
>>15997886
Small Asian also Probs a slut
>>15998536
mom
>>15998453
Is that a Road Ranger top?
>>15998558
Highschool Latin teacher, kinda dumpy but qt AF and funny
Do me, do me!
>>15998589
trashy tattooed Philippine
wears jeans hot pants
>>15998506
Heh... :( no
I like my chebby. Why do the cool kids get rangers
>>15998555
Checked
I have no clue i bought it off craigslist for 90$
>>15998652
cool kids get an FCA product, my friend.
>>15998555
It has a westmount badge but the manufacturer is rawhide mfg.
Made in british columbia, Canada (im guessing at the okanogan RV plant)
>>15998665
>fiat
No thanks. I drive a chev but im a ford man at heart
>>15998609
single because you spend all your time and money on your car
>>15997886
no gf
>>15998140
no gf
>>15998453
no gf
>>15998506
no gf
>>15998536
no gf
>>15998558
no gf
>>15998582
no gf
>>15998589
no gf
>>15998609
no gf
>>15998690
>I drive a chev but im a ford man at heart
you like ford so you're a chav at heart lmao
>>15998772
Lel
>>15998768
too true
>>15997754
>>15998677
Looks a damned lot like mine >>15997761
>>15998814
Guess you fags
>>15998838
boring uptight but fairly hot trainee lawyer girlfriend
>>15999049
not even yours
haaaa
girls' initial reaction to this car is always funny
>>15997754
Fat, white, short, dark blonde hair that has no volume, smokes weed, tells inappropriate jokes, would watch the wire with you and make racist comments the entire time, likes beer, loves her family
>>15999065
It's mine, had it cleaned up extra well for cars and coffee so I took some pics
>>15999090
Oh, in that case, pretty cool.
>>15999049
>is male, works out a lot, takes steroids, loves the idea of an orgy
>>15998838
>substitute teacher with brown hair, about 5'6", not fat, probably does yoga
>>15998827
>nerdy girl with thick black glasses and huge green eyes, skinny, short, a bit delicate, wears long shirts when she dresses down, loves weird folk music, has a rich grandmother
>>15998609
>Asian, black hair that frames her face nicely, tiny with no curves, wears a lot of makeup and has expensive taste, has a job selling makeup at Macy's, is a bit boring and talks loudly on the phone
>>15999205
Skinny, white, qt
>>15999096
Asian or Hispanic, short and kind of attractive but not really. Dresses lazily
>>15999090
You have none
>>15999083
Mentally ill
>>15999049
A dumb girl who only cares about how good a dicking you can give her
>>15998838
Female equivalent of a numale
>>15999228
A meth head with 5 teeth left
>>15999228
She's probably called "crystal".
>>15999228
probably wears flannel
>>15999205
A very short girl who no matter what the weather always wears open-toed shoes
>>15999096
probably has long hair, usually wears 80s rock shirts and jeans
>>15999083
what >>15999228 said
>>15999279
Glasses, kinda chubby, brown hair. Has kids and is married.
>>15998536
You're the "cool uncle" that never had a girlfriend.
>>15998453
>>15999279
I've got me one of them chebys
>>16000215
Attaboy
Theyre good little trucks. Mine takes an ungodly ammount of abuse. The vortec v6 was a gem
Especially in that era of chevy
>>15998768
the only correct answers
>>15998506
didnt you have suicidal thoughts all day long because no gf and because your wr rider sister's a whore?
>>16000649
How'd you know?
Don't bully me pls
>>15999276
generic annoying whitegirl from liverpool
or no girlfriend at all.
>>16000553
also unlikely to have a girlfriend.
maybe some chubby chick.
Mine should be ez
>>16000872
This.
>>15998549
I wish, my gf is pretty cool tho
>>16000938
Wrong skin color bruv
>>16000738
I'd be your gf for free rides in taht