As a thank you for sucking his dick so well (and swallowing), Scotty Kilmer hands you a briefcase with 100 billion dollars in it.
What is the very first car you go and buy with your reward?
>>15955997
A Mercedes 300E (W124)
>>15956006
>300E (W124)
Damn son not even a Cosworth? What are you poor?
>anything other than a McLaren F1
doing it wrong
REV
>>15956011
a 500e
>>15956023
then
2006-2008 Forester XT in dark grey with a 5MT. (same engine as STi, but smaller turbo/injectors, different differentials, and 50 lbs. lighter).
I'd put a quick-spooling version of the GT35R in there, FMIC, fuel pump, injectors, catless exhaust, tune it manually, STi 6MT with DCCD and LSDs, and leave it stock outside except for the front lip and exhaust tip.
I'd be hitting mid-11s and spanking V-8s in no time.
Probably head to the local Porsche dealer to buy a car and see how quickly they ask me to leave when they see me in jeans and a hoodie, despite me possessing enough money to buy all of their cars 1000x over and then some.
>>15956023
>>15956034
>>15956045
Nice, with all 3 combined you might have a 3 week window out of the year where they aren't in service
>>15956050
>heartbreaker made a funny comment for once
What is this?
CLA250
>>15956055
Funny? That's just the truth. When an F40 is the easiest car out of a group of 3 to service you know you have issues. Very few shops in the world could even put a Carrera GT on the rack, it needs a special fixture. The F50 is supposed to but if the customer doesn't find out you can use rags and a ratchet strap instead.
>>15956076
Only problem with the F40 is the fuel tanks.
Carrera is admittedly a mess and the LFA I don't know about.
t. supercar mechanic
>>15956050
>>15956076
You're forgetting that in this scenario we know Scotty Kilmer well enough to swallow his man seed. He would have them all running tip top. Dumbass.
>>15956097
Haven't seen an issue with fuel tanks on F40s. Have seen many on 550s/575s though where the rubber that isolates that fuel pump disintegrates. Are you in Europe? I know the EU spec cars have bladders. Are they failing or are you just replacing them at a certain age?
>>15956119
Europe.
>>15956133
And? What is the issue you are having? Are the bladders degrading? I assume you see a lot as you are a "supercar mechanic" and there aren't very many supercars out in the wild. Strangely in the US we typically work on one brand rather than a certain classification of car, makes things a lot simpler though.
>>15956150
Dude I'm totally a supercar mechanic.
t. not a supercar mechanic
>>15956040
>100 billion dollars
>buy a 10 year old used Subaru Forester
/u/ here, this is literally the most lesbianic post i've ever seen.
Just an old 1970 Dodge ram power wagon. Then I'd restore it over time DIY and that's all I need. Save the rest for maybe an engine swap from an Ariel atom and go brrrrrt.
Alternatively I would simply buy every deserving person on /o/ that isn't a namefag a car or truck under 30,000 and accommodations to have a Grand /o/ Auto Meet somewhere and have good times.
>>15955997
Bruh I do that shit for free then drive off in my lowered Miata
>>15956055
>NOTICES BULGE
"owo what's this"
>>15956373
You'd save your money for a 2 liter Honda motor swap..?
a d-lorian like in that movie
>>15956373
This was pretty heartwarming. Thinking about others. You are probably the best person on this board.
base commodore , FUCK YEA CUNT
>>15955997
Custom order a loaded blue Silverado 1500 LTZ Z71, with the 6.2 of course. Shame you can't get it loaded to the gills and retain the front bench seat. Everybody drives Rams and F-150's here, it'd be nice to stand out.
>>15956157
As a longtime (2009) /o/fag who has been street racing since 2005, I would absolutely cream myself beating Corvettefags and Cobrafags in a stock-looking lesbian-wagon.
W201 Evolution 2 with a 16v swap - an LS 16v.
>>15956011
W124 never came with the Cossie, you're thinking of the W201.
>>15956403
I don't even know where to start. I'm just at a lost because of this post. I need to go outside or something.
buy Mercedes company and re-open W124 assembly line again.
Goodsmile Racing F1 team.
civic si
Some scope as I spend the next 2 months test driving everything.
>>15955997
some pennzoil™ oil filters, an otto™ obd testing device, and box of 5000 u.s. airborne stickers just to use with my 1995 toyota celica
>>15955997
>100 billion dollars
buy Mclaren (the company) before Apple does it.
>>15955997
Your mums car
>>15957049
I think you underestimate the value of a car company.
I would buy up every 240sx, Silvia, 200sx, whatever and let them sit in a giant storage facility with a team of mechanics working to maintain and restore every single one. Then, 10 years later, I'd sell them for crazy prices that fuck-boys just simply couldn't afford. Thus, I would save the vehicle, and ruin the dreams of your average drift-yolo-swag retard.
I really do hate 240sx owners. Love the vehicle tho.
>>15956040
>(same engine as the wrx)
Fixed that for yah
This thing right here because it's the only one in existence and to my knowledge still unrestored and I want to ensure it doesn't vanish.
>>15957195
Dude they're almost all gone.
I gave up on my 180sx dream. I don't even care any more because they're old, floppy and old and floppy
A stock civic
I would buy/import the mintest rx-7 FD twin turbo in the world and go cruising in the mountains (live in colorado)
>>15955997
I buy a 71 Chevelle and start building the ultimate big block for it.
Jeep Commanche AWD w/v10 swap from a snek
I'd buy a Peugeot 205 T16
a 964 Targa, a bunch of them.
>>15957210
Amphibian, right?
>>15957761
>Amphibian
I'm pretty sure it's just amphibious
>>15957122
I think you underestimate 100 billion dollars, family.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/what-the-hell-is-going-on-with-apple-and-mclaren/news-story/2958b8c08fd072b6e5091c1c00f92b62
>which merc to buy first for my BIG garage of mercs
It's impossible to decide, I'll just hire some people to start buying them for me and see what makes it to me first
1974 Lancia Stratos. Because I'll literally never be able to afford one otherwise.