>almost fall for the miata meme >see this picture Hahaha,

>>15947541
and their "punishment" was getting to ride around in a miata around a track for a afternoon

>be in Texas
>see this
>yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU SLAGS"
>start shooting
>you are within your right

>>15947555
i'd honestly do this

>>15947541
I'd fuck them both

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>>15947553
>women
>consequences
Welcome to the real world.

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>>15947541
>And he fails to realize this car is a bigger pussy magnet than a bromaro

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>>15947541
>falling for the convertible meme
>falling for the woman meme

Both deadly traps for the /o/tist.

>>15947541
I'd be honored to have such a beautiful young lady grace my seats with her feet. I bet her farts smell like perfume.

>>15947905
>drive a rare convertible 3000gt
>get rear ended and head gets decapitated
wtf i hate convertibles now!


Posted from my Ghost Note 7

>>15947541
Well, I find those girls cute tho
I wonder which cars they like

>>15948169
BMW, Audi, Benz, Porsche. Typical dime-a-dozen white girl cars.

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>>15947905
>>15947942
typical fucking idiots on /o/ neckbeard broke idiots who work at autozone and think they're mechanics
>>15948169
>>15950119
>I wonder which cars they like
>german cars
wrong, nigger women want a man who drives a mans fucking vehicle. they want their rich ass gook sugar daddy to buy them a benz porsche or audi, they don't want to ride in one. they want the dude who has a nice ass truck. pic fucking related. you idiots can deny it all you want but the fact remains that guys in nice ass pickups are banging dumb broads like this left right and center
>pic related

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men drive trucks you pussys. sounds stereotypical but
>hit gym
>get nice truck
>bang hot ass golddigger broads who are cheating on their rich arab boyfriends
i know that's what you all want

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>>15947905
>all convertibles are bad meme
pic related gets me more girls than any of you hardtop fags. my 2015 ecoboost auto mustang convertible is a real drivers car, not that pussy miata shit.

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>itt post cars that would get you in a golddigger broads pants

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>>15950119
you have no idea what youre talking about.

>>15950142
>he needs a cuck truck to pick up dumb broads

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>>15950156

>>15950142
>not an ecoboost
kys

>>15950198
im saying they like those cars, not that they buy and drive them. hell will freeze over the day i see a blonde bimbo driving a whale tail.

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>>15950206
>cuck truck
l-e-fucking-l ok chief just have it with your toyota camry and see how all the country sloots/other dumb broads like that kek

women only want to sleep with men who drive trucks. if you want to pick up women with your vehicle, only a truck or an exotic will do it.

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>>15950156
>2008+8
>picking up broads with anything other than a pickup truck
kek

>>15950243
>women only want to sleep with men who drive trucks

maybe where you live in hicksville

if you tried to pick up women with your doge in areas with an average income above $20k you and your micro dick would get laughed at relentlessly.

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>>15950253
>if you tried to pick up women with your doge in areas with an average income above $20k you and your micro dick would get laughed at relentlessly.

ok chief keep on telling yourself this.
also
>small dick
>get laid 5x as much as anyone else itt
pick one
in reality it's city broads who like it the most. lots of hicksville chicks have their own ranger or dakota or some shit. girls from the city are even more into it than small town girls

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>>15950265
also
>have 60k truck
>only people who like it are broke ass rednecks
kek 30 year old honda civic owner detected

>>15950265
5x zero is still zero, bud. this is 4chan after all.

>>15950265

wow you're so right

>>15947541
>KEKED
I'm just wondering if you know what this word means?

>>15947555
I live in Texas, and I've seen something similar. Girls thought it would be a funny prank to protest some guy's coal roller by legit pouring coal dust into the exhaust pipe (it was a stack), and guy walks out of the store and fires a shot near them. Girls flip of course, but he eventually won in court because they had seriously fucked the exhaust system

>>15950197
>most beautiful wallpapers
Kek

>>15950265
>Hey Faggots,
>My name is Cleetus and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the mud-wrestling team, and starter on my rider-mower racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight D’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>15947963
Did that Note 7 explode and turn into a ghost as well?

I found out about a guy here in town selling two NA Miatas which are both manuel tranny for 3k, both running with the convertible top needing replacement. Is that a good price?

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You have to be clinically blind to not see that miatas are literally fag cars

>>15951163
>Caring about what stupid normies think

>>15950243
>he legitimately needs the cuck truck to pick up dumb broads
lel. Should've told the Rodge to sell his 3 Series for a colossal mall crawler.

>>15947541
I would never wash my seats and I would also lick them every morning if they did it to my car

>>15951214
ok put a dildo at your head like a unicorn and see what happens. Same thing with owning a miata

>>15951248
I understand what you want to say, but that metaphor makes no sense

>>15950142
What kind pf redneck social circle do you surround yourself with to have such a retarded world ciew?

>>15950154
Or just not marry a hold digging dumb slut.

Ironically, I thought everyone would call me a fag for owning a miata, but its gotten me a metric shitload of college age women and a lot of attention from everyone else asking about it.

>>15950243
>country sloots
>country
> I walk to the otherside of the street to avoid country sluts. I do not want to say hello to them yet alone syick my dick in them.

Gross...

>>15947541
oh haha i would like that actually
that is for some pretty girl to walk on my cars seats with her bare feet hah

>>15951589
Both are equally gay