What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you

Porsche, Nazis

>>15945884
Fiat--cheap Italian piece of shit with horrible electronics that is sure to break down/fall apart

Infiniti - they used to be good underrated cars

Ford - Fags

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BMW: Eastern european greasebags, sadly

>>15945889
Fiat: DIESEL FUCKING PUNTO

>>15945884
Porsche: excellence
Everything they do is just superb (apart from the first generation Cayenne)

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Chrysler: why would you pay for that?

Mazda: spinning nazi triangles

let's see

Audi - quattro
BMW - douches
Fiat - DIESEL FUCKING PUNTO
Nissan - computers
Mazda - either miata or triangles
Mercedes - noice
Honda - fwd
Ford - ecotec

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>>15946488
>Ford - Ecotec

>>15946493
this is what i get for looking at shitbox opels to have a beater for winter

gm a shit
ford a shit
any car a shit

bicycle a nice

>>15946546
/o/ is merging with /n/ not the other way around

>>15945884
For Porsche, it's definitely the flat 6 sound.

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if the brand is german - costly repairs every 50 miles

if the brand is english - costly repairs every 100 miles

if the brand is american - overheating

if the brand is japanese - dry blower engine sounds. never breaks

if the brand is anything else - I disregard due to lack of badge merit

ford - A FUCKING TOOLBOX

>>15946651
Is that Milana?

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>>15947074
Haha fucking aluminium beds

Audi-overpriced VW

BMW-jagoff nogf's who can't drive

Buick-dad

Cadillac-negroes

Chevrolet-background noise

Chrysler-4 wheeled garbage

Dodge-trucks that fall apart

Ferrari-red cars for static garage display

Ford- cars vs crowds @ cars and coffee

GMC- rebadged meh

Honda-cheap cars for cute girls

Hummer-meh with a body kit

Hyundai-plastic cars that make Hondas look luxurious

Infiniti-Japanese word for "obscure embarrassment"

Isuzu-they made cars in the 80's

Jaguar-somehow worse than Chrysler, but with leather

Jeep-cars that nobody would like or drive if it wasn't for WWII

Kia-almost better than Chinese cars

Lamborghini-overpriced VW's for arabs with no taste

Land Rover-somehow worse than Jaguar

Lexus-we make great cars boring

Lincoln-Grandpa's car

Lotus-this turd really handles well tho

Mazda-Japanese Ford

Mercedes-Benz-luxury Rube Goldberg machines

Mercury-literally why

Mitsubishi-bags of oranges live longer

Nissan-Japanese Chrysler

Porsche-we make supercars that nobody notices

Subaru-lesbian wagons

Toyota-bland yet unkillable cars

Volkswagen-check our low emission diesels!

Volvo-cars for successful lesbians

>>15945889
Fix
It
Again
Tony

Porsche, cum cat hiss penis

>>15945884
>Honda
>Loud noises
>Oil

>>15945884
>Porsche
I'm too fucking poor to have one but I want a manual Cayman S and a sorted 951 why is middle class poormode now I hate how incompetent I am with life and just want a nice sports car I hate myself so much. (This run-on sentence is basically what runs through my mind every time I think about owning one.)

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>>15949265
underrated post

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>>15950173
>tfw i just want an aircooled porsche

but i guess a watercooled one would be cool too

Porsche always screams midlife crisis to me

Toyota - Don't park next to them.

>>15945884
Audi - all the same

BMW - cheap douchebags in 325i's

Chrysler - blue-smoking garbage

Dodge - fleet vehicles

Ferrari - owners with jackets of their cars

Ford - bubbly Tauruses and F150's 90's

GMC - Horrid design, cheap green dashboard lights

Honda - Teenagers at a stop light - 'Hey bro what mods you got!?'

Hyundai - Everywhere and nowhere

Kia - Early 2000's Rios literally falling apart as they drive

Infiniti - heavy and boring

Jeep - 'IT'S A JEEP THING', stupid spare covers

Land Rover - yuppie families

Lexus - Divorced higher-up at the firm

Lincoln - fords with different tail lights

Mazda -

Mistubishi - sadness, roof liners sagging into the windows

Mercedes - Odd duality of extremely poor and extremely wealthy owners

Nissan - huge nobs everywhere

Porsche - middle-aged likeable ass

Subaru - RIP Colin McRae

Toyota - bored

Volkswagen - mexican jettas that smell like crayons

Volvo - maturing wish-they-were-hipsters

Mazda - actual faggots and mums

Ferrari - Disney
Mazda - class leader
Subaru - VAEB NAEZHUN BRUUUU
Chrysler - ghetto

>>15945884
pic is missing 996 gt1

>Corvette
Cunt, but only because I used to know an old fuck neighbor who would try and have my brother and I wash his fucking car whenever he saw us washing the shitboxes.
Alternatively, rich Saudis, tend to be the people from overseas who have been given tons of cash from the king or some shit for going to school here, they usually have newer corvettes and GTRs.

>>15950283
>BMW - cheap douchebags in 325i's
(me)

Fix
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Rgain
Dony

>>15945884
Here are some of my first thoughts.
>Honda
Reliable but under-powered like shit. First car of almost anyone.

>Toyota
Reliable as fuck. Badass unbreakable off-roading machines builder.

>Porsche
German engineering at it's best without breaking down. Because I hear only good about them. Also room mate owns a 2009 Cayman S Manual and that's a blast to drive. He also never complains anything about maintenance.

>Lamborghini
Cars for Youtubers.

>Ferrari
Customers just buy it for the badge and Ferrari keeps on fucking their customers in every way possible.

>Lexus
Call me an old man but I think they are the best reliable alternative to any Luxury German cars.

>Fiat
Pieces of shit.

>Chrysler
Used to do good but now shit.

>Cadillac
The only American car brand I'd ever buy. Yeah I know it's GM.

>Mercedes
S-Class. Dad owns the 2013 S550 4matic and he loves it.

>BMW
Gay douchebag drivers.

>Infiniti
Why don't they produce good shit?

>McLaren
Only expensive supercar or sportscar I'd buy if I had the money.

>Hyundai
Meh

>Mazda
Cool brand.

>Ford
Mustang

>>15949265
>Nissan-Japanese Chrysler
Bestest way to describe Nissan.

>>15950970
Fuck that, Chrysler doesn't make anything remotely near the performance of the GT-R, nor does it have it's long racing heritage.

Toyota = reliability of course.

Unless you're driving for 24 hours straight. Last second car will just shit out for some reason.

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>>15950983
>Fuck that, Chrysler doesn't make anything remotely near the performance of the GT-R, nor does it have it's long racing heritage.

>What is the Viper
>the state of /o/

>bmw
asian yuppie express

>ford
rip falgoon, hello ecotec

>holden
rip SS, korean shitbox dealer

>merc
asian face mobile

>toyota
>honda
chink/poo/afghan express 1/10000 weeb chance

>mazda
suburban shitbox and pricey triangles

>mitsubishi
see mazda, add more despondency

>nissan
boyu raceru

>porsche
bulletproof old man mobiles

>renault
old ones are comfy as shit, new ones can fuck off (applies to all french cars) wheres my twinog

>subaru
see nissan add glass gearbox's

GM, Last place

>>15947473
no its chobot from IGN

Holden - bogan bottom feeder who likes fast
Ford - faggotry
Hyundai - ugly shitbox Korean cars (excluding the godlike excel)
VW - ugly slow cars for hippies and boy racers
Subaru - overhyped chadmobiles with fart cans
BMW - lebs and gooks
Mercedes - old golf men
Nissan - ugly yet fast boy racer cars
Mazda - queers driving Miatas or speed demons driving RX7s
Kia - poorfag
Toyota - godmachines

>>15950405
Hello fellow cheap douchebag? Are you still cheap enough to not buy new ball joints like myself?

>>15945884
Ford = ecoboost
Honda = hold on noy done accelerating
Subaru = wrsex
BMW = shit
Audi = shit
Mercedes = shit
Nissan = corvette
Chevy = gtr killer

>>15945884
Why is that lady screaming fiat in the grocery store?

>>15946488
>BMW - douches

>>15949265
>BMW-jagoff nogf's who can't drive

>>15950283
>BMW - cheap douchebags in 325i's

>>15950967
>BMW
Gay douchebag drivers.

>>15951308
>bmw
asian yuppie express

>>15951423
>BMW - lebs and gooks

>>15951668
>BMW = shit

Kek, I love how the hate is common.

>>15951768
Success Breeds Jealousy

>>15951668
so you vote trump?

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Toyota - no knowledge in cars
Mitsubishi - more liek shitsubishi
Hyundai and kia - beyond full retards
Honda - so-so
Ferd - shit and owned by morons
Mazda - actual faggots and retards
Audi - douchkings
Bmw - douchelords
Gm - small dick fatasses

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Subaru

>>15949106
One of those needs to be labelled ecotec

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>>15945886
911.

>>15946056
I came here to say Fiat: mjet

>>15953812
I recently saw a Porsche Service commercial that featured a P111 Diesel tractor. Take-aways:
1. Blonde phone center girls are clueless.
2. Tall manager knows all.
3. Nazis keep good records.
4. Old farmer must be a Nazi; just look at his facial expressions. The only time his expression changes from suspicion and hate is when the service is done at the end, and even then he cracks only the barest hint of a smirk.
5. God damn what a gorgeous tractor.

>>15950448
i laughed alot harder than i should