Is it alright for a guy in his mid twenties to drive a Lincoln town car, or is is the fedora of automobiles? Some say it is an old man's car but I absolutely fell in love with the comfy seats when I rode an expensive airport cab (all of which are apparently of this make). I read up a little and apparently the town car is "America's favorite car" and is actually good, but I never met anyone who drives one.
So is it good or will I look like a fag if I drive this?
You won't look like a fag. No worries.
You'll look like someone who enjoys the company of men in their orifices, though.
>>15936727
I've literally seen nothing but fedora wear spergs driving panthers lately, or geriatrics
>>15936727
my girlfriend bought a lincolm MKZ this year. Shes a 20 year old white girl.
I don't get it, but she test drove a bunch of cars and liked that one the most. She drives exactly the speed limit on the highway though, so I imagine most people think shes 70
No. Nobody but jealous Civic and Accord owners will try to talk you down because they realized they could have spent their money on a bigger comfortable car that can do doughnuts.
Buy the town car but tell people your grandpa died and left it to you.
Do you want to drive the last affordable, comfy, rwd, v8, cheap to maintain, LAST TRUE AMERICAN LANDBARGE or do you want something shitty like an impala or a v6 300.
>>15936886
Which one comes equipped with the pussy magnet?
>>15936891
If you are a pussy magnet then any car is a pussy magnet otherwise there is the 328 e90
>>15936727
Pretty much any Panther is the fedora of automobiles.
Town Car's are pretty shitty, but if you aren't black, or look like a drug dealer no one will give a shit.
Skip the 98-02's, 03+, or pick an aero. Box town car if your a true patrician, or 90 if you want an aero body and that lovely old lopo 5.0
>>15938232
>Trump hat
take note OP, 100% fedoramobile
>>15938262
>trump
>fedora
what
>>15936891
>>15936829
Stop posting your shitty blue craigslist vic
Panther platform has meme value only
>muh rwd
>muh v8
>muh landbarge
in reality it's complete garbage. better to buy one as a hilarious drift car or drag platform than a DD.
>>15938370
You are not wrong, panthers are pretty shitty, especially in stock form. Besides for being ancient body on frame, RWD, underpowred v8 dinosaurs, they don't have that much going for them.
They are far from landbarges, Ford's last landbarge came out in '78.
However they are dirt cheap, easy to make less shitty, and the last of their kind, so pick your poison. But don't expect much from your meme mobile
>>15938232
I wear my trump hat in my LS430
Get a Lexus LS. Its a better barge
>>15938147
>tfw only e90 325
Maybe thats why I'm so alone
>>15938232
I think I recognize that car.
Do you work at Price Chopper?
>>15938153
explain your reasoning
>>15936829
>mfw I'm a civic owner
>mfw I never wished that at all
>mfw my car is manual and worth more than any crownvic or town car
>>15936727
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>>15938938
Where in the Midwest are you?
>>15938361
Why
>>15941369
Southern Tier, unless by midwest you meant midwestern US and not midwestern NY in which case what the fuck are you talking about and how did you miss the bright yellow NY tag.
>>15938262
Thank you for Correcting The Record™. 10 shekels have been deposited into your account.
Idk, but i can tell you this much, i just did a front window motor/regulator on a '00 and what an impossibly difficult cunt of a job that was.
>>15936727
If you like it, drive it, you pussy beta fag bitch. Stop worrying about what /o/ thinks like a pussy beta fag bitch would. Bust out the shades and make them deal with it.
>>15938938
Nope. But white box Town Car's aren't that uncommon.
>>15938549
He speaks the truth. I love my 98 LS
>>15938232
'95-'97 is my personal favorite Town Car model. the right balance of old and new
Get yourself an old lady Buick.
My friends give me shit for it until they get in, then they love it.
>>15936727
with a Town car, and especially if it's one of the later models in black- you WILL look like a livery cab. Also, the 97+ Town Cars are the worst in design. any of the pre-97 models are better, IMO.
or get a Grand Marquis. It's the midpoint between the Town Car and Crown Vic. And there's no correlating you with taxi or cop.
that said, all 3 cars are built on the same platform and are mostly identical. Grand Marquis and Crown Victorias are actual identical, I think the Town car might have differences? I'm going based on the fact that the GM and CV share the same repair manual, while it bears no mention of the Town Car.
Either way, good taste anon.
they are actually Old man cars. But on the plus side, it makes for a great conversation starter with old timers. They see a young guy working on a panther, and it definitely breaks the stereotype that your generation is beyond help and hates anything that doesnt have 2 cylinders and trees growing out of the exhaust
>>15941240
>reacting like that
typical of a civic owner
go back to hg while it still exists