>drive a car that's inferior to someone elses car >drive

>>15931050
kill yourself

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SAVAGE

>Get honked
>Slow down

Because fuck you that's why.

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>>15931050
>inferior car to mine gets aggressively close to my tail
>slow down below the speed limit
>driver signals to merge
>as the driver gets right next to me attempting to overtake
>downshift and wave as he disapears behind me

>>15931090
I remember doing stuff like this that week I rented a shelby.

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>>15931119
You devil you

there used to be a young cunt around here with a black Focus with some dumb anti-import sticker on the bumper. she tried brake checking me in my Miata once but I just kept out braking her and not reacting otherwise which just spun her up, it was pretty funny.

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>>15931050
>60 in a 65
>second lane from the right
>furthest right lane ends soon
>retard in a riced focus tries to pass me on the right
>speed up to 65
>he gets stuck on the shoulder and 10+ cars pass him
:^)

>>15931281
How'd that end?

>>15931395
They pulled over, she turned out to be a trap and fucked his brains out

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>>15931531
Good enough for me

>>15931281

>people try to brake check me
>in mr2
>with upgraded brakes

It never works. It's always hilarious.

>sitting at stoplight in the left turn lane with 3 friends in the car
>it's a base model mazda3 sedan with 155hp, doesn't look anything like a speed3, although its white with black wheels so I guess it might look a little ricey
>Focus ST pulls up next to me, in the leftmost straight lane
>snapback wearing Ken Block wannabe vapelord stares me in the eyes and starts revving and rolling backwards trying to race
>we all start laughing our asses off because this faggot doesn't realize I'm taking a left
>rev back a few times
>the left turn light goes green, and we drive away pissing ourselves as Focus boy sits at the red light and thinks about what just happened
Fun night.

>>15931395
she gave up after three tries and then tried flipping me off, but I just gave a doofy open-handed wave. then we finally went different directions. haven't seen the car around Safeway recently so no more troleole again for me.

>>15932144
One day, you come back to your car parked at the Safeway parking lot. What's this long scratch down the side of the car?

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>>15931063
I didn't realize tumblr had so many white supremacists.