ITT: We post the absolute least threatening looking cars

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>>15913441

>>15913441
Twingo

>>15913569
You shut your dirty mouth

>>15913584
I never said it was bad, I said it wasn't threatening. That's part of its charm.

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Just realized how fucking smug this thing looks.

>>15913596
I always get spooked when I see Pasats. In my country, it is pretty much the only car that undercover cops drive.

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>>15913592
>non threatening

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>>15913611
Even B4s?

>>15913636
I have only seen them drive B5s and B6s.

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The answer is always miata

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>meme

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>>15913811

>>15913614
kawaii

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>>15913614
>mfw one of these pulls up next to me at a light and starts revving its engine

>>15913846
I am not kawaii I am death! Fear me!

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>>15913826
I would own a miata just for that. And then not drive it because those lights would be illegal in my country.

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>>15913441

>>15913924
Now that my police department moved to fusions this is so true. These are either taxis or driven by millennial beta males wanting to ride on the coat tales of authorities

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>>15913812
Hueh

>>15913441
you do realise there was a version with a mustang v8? There's a good YouTube video of one towing another car, accelerating like a scolded cat.

>>15916446
https://youtu.be/JFNkrwRmba8

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>>15913441
Cleary you never saw its bigger, V8 brother.

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>>15916461
Nor its hot cousin.

The 1.8 turbo in those old Rovers isn't too bad either. We put a boost gauge on my pal's 75 and it moved a fair bit...

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>>15916461
>>15916467
or its even bigger roid head brother.

>>15916461
>>15916467
>>15916501

None of those cars are threatening.
They look old, tired and are powered by old, tired engineering for old, tired British people to plot around in because they couldn't bring themselves to drive a Mondeo or a 3-series, nor could they afford that nice looking Kia Moira drives.

>>15916534
salty ex rover employee detected.

>>15916534
>old british rover drivers would rather have margaret's new kia

l doubt it

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>>15916534
>The MG ZT isn't threatening

>>15916534
rover got kia to design their v6.

>>15916926
Well thats untrue, the kv6 was a completely in house design from Rover. It was used in the Kia Carnival though.

>>15916941
rover were quite a long way on with development but kia did a lot of changes and bore most of the development costs.
http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/facts-and-figures/engines/engines-powertrain-in-the-1990s/

>>15916967
The version used in kia cars is a bit different from the ones used in the rover cars. Kia only licensed the engine and funded development for the version the wanted to use. For example, the kia version and early rover versions had alloy inlet manifolds and also had horrible issues related to head gasket failure. The later rover ones, which were never used in any kia car, used a plastic inlet of completely different design and are incredibly reliable engines. My mates one has done 200k and is going strong.

>>15917018
Also should say the manifolds between the kia and rover versions are not interchangeable.

>>15913441
As a proud owner of a 75 I must say they are not very nippy.. But if you get the v8 and supercharge it, like they,ve done... You get a decent sleeper

>>15916428
RIP Tiddles

the 2.5 V6 75 isn't bad at all. My dad had a couple, they were really comfy. They aren't designed to be fast, just nice.

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Yaaaaaaay

>>15917398
The 1.8 turbo can be pretty fast