>Here's your key, bro. I hope you're happy

>>15907211
Fucking disgusting
Is that a key or a pack of listering breath strips?

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>>15907211
I'd rather have that than my POS mazda flip key that doesn't flip properly

>>15907240
vw?

>>15907211
better be an rx9 or i do not want it

>>15907251
>my POS mazda flip key

I'm sure there's a simple, stick-into-an-actual-lock backup key, right?

>>15907251
GTFO my Vw key is god teir quality

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>>15907236
>Listering

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>>15907267
u got it senpai

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the porsche 917 lemans car keys are the nicest.

>>15907363
please tell me those holes are for weight reduction

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>>15907366
kek

>>15907350
Okay now, where's the keyring hole on the backup key?

>>15907366
They actually are

>>15907380
yeah just looked it up. that's p cool. i'm surprised a race car has a key at all though and not just a bunch of switches

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>>15907211
>>15907350
what car did that come with

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The key of my Furd Focus is alright

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>>15907211
fuck all the grumpy haters, Id cop that.

Most modern keys are stupid chunky and bulky. Id take thin card like key.

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>>15907409
I like it. it's simple, a few well identified buttons.
Unlike mine.
I guess that's the price i pay for having an imported car from Bulgaria

>>15907465
Invade Poland button?

>>15907211
The mismatching platic is a shame it look really fuxking bad
Otherwise it's just a normal key

>>15907465
>holocaust button
Muh six million mpgs

>>15907377
Why would it have one. You push a button to get it out.

>>15907469
>>15907475
I've pressed it before, I didn't notice what it *actually* did. I've pressed it while driving, and parked. No real detectable changes

>>15907211
That looks really easy to snap.

Why do I have a feeling like if I snap that in half it would be very satisfying?

>>15907490
What that's real and it's yours? Wtf look in the manual. What do they buttons do that you know of? Also that swastika is backwards.

>>15907499
It's because it's an south asian symbol for luck and fortune not the nazi one

>>15907499
yeah. and no luck there, the manual is in a different language and a lot of pages are missing.
from left to right up to down, the buttons are
>air ride
>fog lights
>horn
>driver seat position 2
>launch control
>unlock
>lock
>driver seat position 1
>trunk opener (need to press 6 times as a safety feature)
>sport mode
>no clue
>no clue
>opens hatch where spare tire is held
>eco mode
>traction control
>opens the charging port

>>15907465
>>15907469
>>15907475

It's a parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFHehn0UOLU

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>>15907465
>>15907515
i thought that was a 'shop at first but it's not
what the fuck
can you drive the car using the buttons

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>>15907531
basically, except for turning, braking,and giving it gas. it's helpful for finding your car in a lot

>>15907240
ya but when it flips its badass

>>15907450
Most of them combine the car key with the remote transmitter, which overall is a smaller profile than the two attached together.

>>15907409
>not opting for a proximity fob

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>>15907211
Looks thick

it just came to me but why hasn't any manufacturer tried to make credit card style keys to start your car? it'd be curious, then again push start would probably be better.

>>15907590
>doesnt know proximity fov is compromised to fuck.

>>15907630
And? They're basically transponders in the end.

>physical access to the car
Almost every modern car has keyless entry anyways to steal shit

>stealing the car itself
Modern telematics, vin etching, automatic license plate recognition, etc. it's harder to steal/scrap/chop cars than it used to be.

>>15907240

the blade is looser than OP's mom

>>15907267
>>15907350


it only works in the door

my GM key is literally recalled for moving the ignition and disabling the airbags and stuff

it's pretty cool, GM keeps sending me letters because they want it back

it's mine though

>>15907595
Where's the backup key?

>>15907801
fuck your mother

>>15907465
MUFFIN BUTTON

>>15907892

lmao it really does have one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxmSqdwIeM

NC MIATA BRO?

>>15907801
>needing a special key to backup

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>>15909461
Hey anon

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yo bruh here yo key mayn

>>15907386
Afaik it was part of the race. Everyone started on the outside of their car. Its the reason Porsche developed the key on the side closest to the door. So you could get into the car and start it + put it in gear at the same time.

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>>15907801
[unsheathes katana]

>>15907282
confirmed. don't like vw that much, but the keys are really nice. put mine in the washing machine once for a full cycle by accident, no damage at all.

>>15910030
[unsheathes keytana]*

>>15907211
Flat key is best key.

I just keep mine in my wallet. As long as it's on me, I can unlock and start the car without ever taking it out.

>>15910439
because turning a key and unlocking physical lock on steering column is sooo hard
tip:
amplification attack

https://www.wired.com/2016/03/study-finds-24-car-models-open-unlocking-ignition-hack/
>This clear vulnerability in [wireless] keys facilitates the work of thieves immensely,” reads a post in German about the researchers’ findings on the ADAC website. “The radio connection between keys and car can easily be extended over several hundred meters, regardless of whether the original key is, for example, at home or in the pocket of the owner.

do you keep it in your freezer?

>>15907387
I believe the rx8

>>15907645
Also, insurance companies can hash out the regulatory stuff with the manufacturers. Fuck do I care if my car gets stolen anyway?

>>15907624

Like this? >>15907595

The only time they're removed from wallets is to show plebs how pleb their key is.

>>15907409
> blurring obscene manual key

I feel like a chump whenever I have to use grandpa keys

>>15907515
PUT IT IN H!

>>15911255
Me too. Whenever I take the wife's car, I put the key in my back pocket. Then I get pissed when I sit in the car and have to do the whole back pocket shuffle because I forgot I'm in a toilet.

>>15907656
In one door. Nothing else.

>>15911264
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07vdtBMG4Kg

>>15911275
Actually, the manual key is usually there for the glovebox, then you can remove the manual key from the keys before giving it to the valet.

In any event, that's all it's really required

>battery alive, radio working okay
Car would start

>battery alive, radio receiver in car fucked up (or key fucked up)
Key blade or proximity, either way you don't get the transponder info to the car properly, it isn't going to start

>battery dead
Key blade or proximity, the car isn't going to start.

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here's your miata keys bro

>>15907656
On my vw the key can only open the door and the glovebox (door hole is covered with a plastic cap)

Car unlocks by touch if fob is nearby and starts with a button. If remote is dead you have to press the fob against the steering column to start it.

>>15907363
That looks like a small padlock key, like literally no difference

>>15911019
my friend's key does not look like that

>>15907211
i like it 2bh

>>15907409
You know that effect you did to blur the image can be reversed and give you back the original image? Same with the swirl effect

>>15911523
it seems that the same car can have different keys
my NC miata key looks like >>15907240
another anon's looks like >>15909487

>>15907595
>>15907624
>>15911248
i mean it'd be nice just to keep the key in your wallet and never have to take it out. but there's probably a downside to that.

>>15910030
is that the actual backup key?
you could use a screwdriver to open a lock like that.

>>15911997
its probably a magnetic identifier system

>>15912096
which makes no sense because the backup key is there in case of power loss

>>15911351
this is what I want for my modern car D:

>>15907409
Fucking mincraft

>>15914010
Do you also worry about your credit card running out of power?