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>have to shit really bad
>like about to explode
>take interstate home from work cause back roads have too many lights
>don't even think about anything until I see motorcycle cop behind me
>pull over, be courteous and whatnot
>says he clocked me 93 on interstate
>speed limit is 55
>requires mandatory court date
>did not give me a price of ticket
>says I'm free to go
>literally everyone flying by me as I'm going 60 on the way home
>manage to get home without ruining my seat
I've never gotten any sort of infraction before in my life. I know obviously going 30+ over the limit means like a $1000-2000 fine since my friend got $300 for 10 over, as well as points on my license, but is my license going to be suspended because of this? I know I'm fucking retarded but sometimes poop is poop.
I live in Orlando, FL if it helps. Was going on 408.
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>>15905936
If your license was going to get suspended he wouldn't have let you drive off.
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>>15905949
Anon after literally shitting myself before making this thread, I was figuratively shitting myself. I can handle financial issues related to speeding, but losing my license would honestly be the worst thing that could possibly happen to me right now.
Even if you're wrong, I want to genuinely thank you for making my day on 4chan of all places. Peace of mind goes a long way, I hope you have a wonderful life.
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>>15905949
You do realize that a judge determines whether or not to suspend your license and not the cop, right?
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Get a good lawyer and have them reduce the charges.
Don't cheap out on this anon. Paying 500-1000 for a good lawyer is better than getting points on your license.
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>>15905936
Just plead not guilty if the cop doesn't show up to your Cort date and contest to the judge it will be thrown out and your free to go. You actually have a good 50/50 chance he won't show just flip that coin op>>15905936
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>>15905973
I am not gambling on the cop not showing up.
I just want to pay whatever I need to to continue driving like a normal person who doesn't have to poop.
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>>15905936
You should've shit in front of him.
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Something like that happened to a friend of mine years ago. He had to crap, like sweating and clenching his teeth. Gets pulled over. He opens the door runs out shouting "i'm sorry i need to poop" Runs into the bushes, craps, female cop watches him crap.
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>>15905973
Don't do this. Obviously plead not guilty since you can always change your mind if the cop does happen to show up, but going 40 over isn't peanuts.
Talk to a lawyer OP. Don't go to court alone.
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>>15905989
I technically wasn't going 40 over.
I don't have the slightest clue where to even get a lawyer. Is something like "Ticketclinic" worth it?
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>>15905936
Why wouldn't you just fucking stop somewhere to shit?
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>>15905936
my brother got a 93 in a 55 in jew york. $800 fine after it was negotiated down by parents lawyer, no points, and he had to take a mandatory defensive driving course. expect your insurance to go up.
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>>15906003
Getting a ticket is probably better than being put on the registry for public indecency for street shitting.
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>>15906003
Some people have to use their own throne and have phobias about public restrooms
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>>15905973
This. He wont show. And if he does, you're still in the same boat. No harm done by waiting till court
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>>15906001
Literally Google "traffic lawyers near me" and consult with the one who has the best reviews. Also, go to your cities subreddit (I know, le reddit xD) and ask if anyone knows of a good lawyer for traffic court.
I'm not sure what ticket clinic is. Also, post the ticket. What did the cop charge you with? Did he lower the speed you were going maybe?
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>>15906036
>public bathrooms don't exist
>>15906041
Better than spending $1000 on a lawyer and ticket.
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>>15906041
This. I feel discriminated as a home pooper.
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>>15906058
I understand public bathrooms do exist and I know I'm a fucking retard for speeding so fast. However my job is 15 mins on the interstate and I wasn't thinking, I was in "GOTTAPOOPGOTTAGOHOME" mode. Yes I regret it.
>>15906047
ticket is pic related, top half just has my personal info nothing related to the infraction.
I was googling my statute and a few results in Florida mentioned ticket clinic, which is some traffic lawyer service that's popular. Lots of decent reviews. The ones that were overly negative are like "AYO THEY DIDNT STOP MY LICENSE FROM BEING SUSPENDED EVEN THO I BE DRIVIN 150 IN A 35 WHILE DRUNK WITH NO TAIL LIGHTS YO DIS BULLSHIT"
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>>15906100
7:30 am that cop isn't gonna show op
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>>15906030
jack?
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>>15906030
>no points
>insurance goes up
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>>15905949
Yes they do, I've had mine suspended twice, and drove off and drove around for months before my appearance.
Even after your appearance you have to appear again to get it actually suspended.
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