Meet the Barnacle, it adheres to the windshield using two pu

>>15903561
A couple cents worth of dental floss would remove that.

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>>15903561
you forgot this picture op

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“It has a tamper and movement alarm that goes off if somebody’s messing with the device, or if they try to move the vehicle,” Dougherty says. “And it’s also GPS-enabled.”

What would happen if someone did try to circumvent the suction cups and remove it — would it crack the windshield?

“You’d need to be standing on the hood of your car to try it,” Dougherty says. “You’d be likely to remove the Barnacle and the windshield at the same time.”

>>15903641
>"You’d be likely to remove the Barnacle and the windshield at the same time.”
windscreens £20 a pop from the scrappy m8

>>15903561
In what country is this sort of kikery a thing? I've never even seen wheel boots in Australia, and the thought that someone would get away with popping these things on windshields just seems absurd. A passer-by would knock the cunt doing it out.

>>15903561
Teardown of this when?

>>15903651
Even better, you can't remove a wheel with a boot on it. You can pull a windshield though, and still drive with it - can't drive without a wheel unless you have a spare, which a lot of cars don't have nowadays

> Put a barnacle on my own windscreen
> Can't put another on can ya

>>15903659
Looks like NYC from the tags. Wondering why they're demoing it on a DoD car though...

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>>15903669
>yfw external sunscreens

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>>15903659
Fuck this leaf want's to move to Aus now, massive KEK

>How about buying your own boot, put it on your car when you park so they'll think you'll already tagged?


Or you could be even more clever and efficient by not parking like a shithead.

>>15903686
Or maybe they could not charge to park on a public road

>>15903666
you can remove a wheel with a boot on, it just depends how much else of the suspenion you're willing to remove aswell

>>15903691

I think paying a few dollars is a lot smarter than trying to scam your way out of a ticket.

>>15903697
Within reason. A minute late? You're done, mate.

Over here the ticketing scum is kept on a quota and if they don't meet the minimums they get the boot. I've seen them trying to write cunts up as soon as they park. It's that job for deadbeats that couldn't hack police academy.

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You can see the super duper , suction cups in this Pic

>>15903691
>MUH SUBSIDIZED PARKING

>>15903697
65 to 100 USD per ticket plus and "court fees" and "administrative fees"

>>15903685
That guy looks like such a hipster smug indie startup fuck. I want to punch him for that alone.

>>15903713
If it's just one on each side
> Break out cordless drill
> Drill into the center of the suction cup
> Dump it on the footpath

>>15903719
Assuming it has no sensors for detecting if vacuum is lost

>>15903561
I have a destinct impression that there's going to be some issues with the thing not releasing after the codes been put in thus jewing the owner again.

Also, here is the code to unlock it.
>64 character alpha-numeric good only once.

>>15903728
What are they going to do?
Come and tell you off for removing shit from your car?

>>make friends with a couple of scary looking black people
>>call them up when you get barnacle'd
>>have them stand around while you calmly drill/pry screeching device off your windshield.
>>"Sir your vehicle has been ticketed you cant-"
>>"AYO HOL UP U MESSIN WIF US SON IMMA FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS CRACKA ASS UP YO ASS GON BE ON CNN CAUSIN A RIOT HERE RACISS MOTHAFUCKA-"
>>cops already on orders to ignore nigcrimes as much as possible
>>meter maids won't do shit
>> bucket of KFC a week is cheaper than parking ticket.

>>15903747
Sound the tampering alarm. In NYC, a police officer will be within earshot 99% of the time.

>>15903747
>Charge you to replace the unit
>Charge you criminally for damaging state/city property

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Remove it under this.
Faraday cage shielding red copper mesh

>>15903747
Is this how it works in New York?

>"Hey, you can't take that thing off your car because it's our property. You have to pay us to."

Is this enforceable? Is it done by the State or by some contractor?

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Easy I'll just peel one of my window tear offs off my car

if it has any electronics, wouldnt some kind of magnet or electromagnet ruin it?

>pass electromagnet over the thing
>fry the alarm
>pry it off

hell, if you;re lucky, and it can fry, that also might just deactivate the vaccum

>>15903659
wheel boots are a thing, i saw one cunt getting done yesterday

they do it after unpaid revenue raising fines.

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problem solved (unless it has a tilt sensor in it as well)

>>15903763
They used to use stickers with industrial grade glue, would ruin glass permanently. This is their "alternative"

>>15903825
M A D M A N
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>>15903849
Glue on a windshield that can't be removed with a razor? Hmm

>>15903777
That's genius. Just put a laminate on the windshield that can be peeled off.

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>>15903883
Or WD40 on your windshield...

>>15903641
>Philly Native Develops Windshield-Sized Parking Ticket.jpg
>every car in the images has been a New York car

PA can't handle the bantz.

what happens in civilized nation

>get parking ticket
>days pass, no more parking tickets because already a parking ticket under wiperblade
>a fortnight passes, get small yellow "car abandon" sticker on windshield
>another week until its towed

>>15903561
Whoever invented this needs dragged outside and beaten savagely.

>>15903715
I think he meant for paid parking, anon

>>15903561
>>15903561
>>15903561
Meet Holgen, my middle son. Holgen is what we in the Medical community call a Septic Demon. hes just a fucking menace and hes giving me heartburn and other ailments such as LOUD FITS OF SCREAMING and that feeling you get when you guess your answer on a multiple choice test and the teacher sees you do it and laughs at you, then you ask them "excuse me is this the wrong answer" and they just say "dunno haha" and contunue laughing at you.

Holgen will be brought low by my 2013 Ford Musclejock (friendly fire edition). he may be extremely fast and agile but has weak bones and will easily be killed if i suprise him with a running start. you have to understand with what im dealing with MY SON IS A LITERAL DEVIL he is the son of darkness and this is my only chance of redemption

by the way each time you post shit like this you fuel his power and bloodlust so please do me a favor and stop posting for, lets say a few days thanks for reading

>>15903756
Right, I heard copper mesh is soundproof!

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>>15903895
>Philly Native Develops Windshield-Sized Parking Ticket
From Philly, now lives in NYC?
@.39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDrKX9q24Ic

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>>15903919
Naw just any signals...

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>>15903914
Or you could ignore this post, If you have no interest it...

>>15903963
you... ok you dont get it, every post you make POWERS MY SON. he grows in strength and you enable him, you will be the indirect death of me and my family of litecoin miners employed by a 13 year old Saudi boy with a 300k bank account in his name

do you have well, how do i relate to a laymen like youself, a fucking good soul or perhaps any understanding of the samurai code or perhaps youre just a gunk kin yourself with no ties to the good shit

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>>15903641
>Remove from car
>Toss over bridge into river
>MFW

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>MFW I have a parking """""Ticket""""" from a private company on private property from 5 months ago that I haven't paid
>Mfw continue to park on said private property and they haven't towed me yet

I can outjew the jews.

>>15903914
Fuck me m8 that's a conundrum.

Have you even considered leaving him in the middle of a BLM race riot to see what damage he might cause?

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>>15903981
???

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>>15903914
Wut Wut Wut?

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Where is your god now?

Couldn't you just puncture the suction cups and be on your way?

What am I not getting about this? It seems like it would not be difficult at all to remove

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>>15904004
>mfw one day they'll get you towed and you'll come crawling to /o/ to whine about it like the little cunt you are

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>>15904036
We are onto something here.

>>15903561
>get in car
>feet on window
>push window out of car
>?????
>drive home

>>15904044
Pretty sure private companies can't legally have you towed

>>15904081
Why wouldn't they?

>>15903561
I'll kick the windshield out of my 500$ shitbox and throw the barnacle in the water where they belong

>>15904081
They can't call a tow truck company to come take your car away?

>>15903691
Or you could just not park on the roadside, obstructing traffic.

>>15904090
>>15904103
Because they have no authority to? They can cite you for 'breach of contract' but they can't fine you, only pester you and attempt to make you pay on your own will. Private companies have no authority to enforce fines of any kind, clamp you or tow you.

Realistically the most they could do legally speaking is start some sort of civil dispute, since parking outside the agreed upon time would be a tortuous trespass.

This is _legally_ speaking. IRL, some companies will have you towed and then the tow company will pretty much extort you for money. The cops don't do shit about it

why don't you guys just park legally?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zKwB-I--QU

>>15903561
Good luck sticking that on a motorcycle.

>>15904160
Well you won't even be ticketed in the first place. Motorcycles can park pretty much anywhere, and usually for free. One of the many great things about being on two wheels

>>15903561
is this real? i almost thought it was satire. i'd rather go out and buy a $25 power drill than pay their stupid fine. they even conveniently outlined the square in which to drill through.

>>15904171
Well the fine is associated with your plates and thus the owner of the car so you'll pay for the fine one way or another

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>>15904207
so what the fuck are they going to do if i drill through the center of the 2 suction cups and throw it in a lake in the middle of the night?
>track me down?
>show up at my house and arrest me?
>prove i was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere removing that stupid yellow bullshit?
try harder faggots, if you want me to pay a fine you have to work for it

>this entire thread
>living in a major city
why would you?
fucking normie scum.
i have never even seen a car with a boot on it...

Tfw just lightly sand windshield so no stick

>>15904225
This to be honest, i have like 13 unpaid fines.
it is only a problem if i do actually get arrested.

>install that clear "paint guard" film on your windshield
>if you find one of these things on your car, peel off the film and the device comes off with it

>>15903561
>Stick a powerful fucking magnet on it
>????
>Start prying it off with a knife/squeegee/whatever the fuck else

>>15904237
if you're premeditating getting around this, may as well just put a clear tint on the exterior side and peel it off when the time comes

>>15904265
I was just funposting but thats a better idea. Glad i don't live in a city though

>>15903711
They're the polar opposite where I live
I parked in a 2 hour spot but lost track of time quite badly and got a ticket
I was in that spot for almost 8 hours but the ticket said I had overstayed by 2 hours, and it said the time I had parked there was an hour and a half after I actually parked there

>>15903628
I came here just to post this.

>>15903561
>return it to a drop off location
Nah, im gluing it on someone else's windshield

>>15903943
>/pol/, the car

>>15904308
>smash keypad after it's off
>attach it to the makers car

>>15904149
A month ago I pulled into a handicap spot, but the nigger to the left was too close for em to park square in the middle and comfortably get out. So I parked just enough to get out of my car comfortably, but I was on a yellow line.

Came out from dinner, and my car had a boot on it.

>>15904340
One on each body panel and window, and some to disable door access.

>>15903561
>Car has ultra light windscreen
>with massive curve in it
>They try to put this on
>windshield shatters
>all on dashcam
>I now own their lives because a new glass is like $1200

>park illegally in area you shouldn't park
>make it so you can't leave

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>>15903561

Kick out my windscreen.
fuck that nazi crap

>>15904074
> the movies
> real life
Pick one

>>15903561
can't wait for the worker to fuck up and drop it on someone's hood denting/scratching the shit out of it.

also how does this work in the winter with ice buildup? are they gonna scrape my windshield clean for me?

What are the dimensions? It might be too large for my car's windshield. The suction cup might not be able to sit all the way on the glass due to the large plastic square attached.

Just wondering, on the off chance this bullshit ends up where I live and I happen to get into trouble with parking enforcement.

>>15903719
>Get fined even more for destruction of public property, on top of repair/replacement costs because they've already matched the serial number to your VIN/licence plate

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>>15904091
>and throw the barnacle in the water where they belong

>>15903565
>A couple cents worth of dental floss would remove that.

It is illegal to interfere with a law enforcement device. I believe this law is standard in all USA municipalities.

Additional fines or jail sentence are be imposed if you damage or remove a boot. So those laws should apply to a Barnacle as well.


>>15904081
>Pretty sure private companies can't legally have you towed
Your knowledge is very old. They can legally tow if they have a sign up saying you can be towed. All cities copycatted the first few cities that had such laws survive legal challenge where a private property owner can have a private tow company tow a car without a police officer present. This is why you have tow signs in all the usa cities saying improperly parked cars (as determined by the property owner) can be towed at the car owner's expense.

>>15903561
>get in car
>stick head out window
>drive off

You have no legal obligation to pay
Not tampering with it
If they want it back they can come get it, I won't stop them or hinder them in any way, But I'm not going to pay, I've got 3 cars, letting one sit for awhile isn't going to be an issue for me.

>>15904240 >>15904225
>This to be honest, i have like 13 unpaid fines.
>it is only a problem if i do actually get arrested.


>>15904353
The precedent has been set in my area long ago for boots. Damage to the car owner's car by the boot, including scratching of expensive hubs, is not the responsibility of the law. It is the car owner's responsibility due to illegally parking the car.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?3880087-So-my-Audi-got-booted-and-this-is-what-I-m-going-to-do-about-it-discuss

A classic.

>>15904560
Is there a way to read this without having to go through 85 pages?

>>15904609
Guy gets booted for parking in front of his property by over eager HOA. Cue 80 pages of REEEEEEEEEEEE HOA

>>15904545
>Get pulled over and towed away
>Drive away with the loud, incessant alarm strapped to your windshield

>>15904618
Own a house in a HOA community. Sucks donkey dick.

Make a few slight cracks near where this pos is on your windshield. Claim the officer didnt put it on right and fucked your windshield, sue. Claim the windshield is old and has a tendency to crack easily or something

>>15904732
>Claim the officer didnt put it on right and fucked your windshield, sue.
That approach totally fails in my area as proven with tows already. Lots of times, tows have caused damage to cars' front air dam fascia depending on where and how they attach the winch cables to pull the illegally-parked car onto the flatbed. The tow company is NOT obligated to pay for such damage caused during towing.

>>15903561
>Meet the Barnacle, it adheres to the windshield

If the driver forgets, the windshield wipers will activate if the car has autosensing for rain. Better turn that feature off or else the wipers can be damaged.

>parked in the wrong spot
>car is impossible to move
Makes perfect sense.

>>15904478
>remove trim
>cut glue
>remove windshield
Same thing.

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>>15903561
>Meet the Winter®, it makes any windshield not so much adhesive.

>>15904039
Well you could, but then you still have a ticket, and when the barnacle turns up missing and ypu haven't paid your ticket you'll get more fines until your car is impounded or some shit.

>>15904228
At my highschool in hickville they booted cars that didn't have a parking permit. So the rednecks just took them apart and left them there. Now getting a boot is just a threat. They juat call a towtruck now.

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>>15903561
Ahem!

>>15904941
way ahead of you lol
>>15903825

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>>15904774

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>>15905007
Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do
Can't slap barnacles on my windshield, bruh

>>15904984
>you have 24 hours to return it to a drop off point
Or what?

>>15904478
I have literally pushed more than one window out with my feet. Its easy m8

>>15905045
Or they're gonna slap a second one on top of the first one.

>>15903659
NYC, which is basically a small model of an american police state post 9/11

>>15904553
NYC got in trouble for damaging ticketed cars before, so it varies by city

>>15903561
people will try to drive anyway without being able to see

>>15904532
What's the point of making it hard to remove if it's illegal to remove? :^)

>>15904160
>>15904165
I'd take a ticket over some nigger stealing my bike.

>>15904676
>Own a house in a HOA community. Sucks donkey dick.

To be fair, the homeowner did park his car in his driveway and got booted. Just because the real estate agent told him "Sure, no problem, please buy the property!" doesn't make it legal to park in your driveway. In my neighborhood, oversize vehicles are to park in the special separate parking lot reserved for such vehicles. There is a monthly parking fee (rounded up to the full month) for parking in that lot. That lot is about 1/3 mile walk (one way) from my house, so I'm glad I don't have a huge truck that doesn't fit inside my garage (low height opening). Some of my neighbors have tall detached 3-car garages that can fit tall trucks or even a camper truck inside. Not that anyone here has one of those ugly things.

>>15905468
sounds like a Nazi place to live

>>15905475
The biggest crime here in the past 20 years is not mowing the lawn. No car thefts. No successful burglaries. Only a few burglary attempts in many years. I lived here a mere few years but already like how safe it feels to walk around at night. No TrayTray walking or riding around looking for their next opportunity.

People who are unable to abide by HOA rules generally also have criminal records or kids that are law breakers. The HOA causes such people to be weeded out from the community. Thus, you can have tools outdoors that aren't stolen. You can leave your unlocked bicycle out in the backyard and it remains there year after year reliably out of the rain under the patio roof. This is how neighborhoods should be.

Meanwhile, downtown, you have homeless that will break a car window in order to crawl inside to get out of the rain or snow. They can't be charged with breaking the window due to DINDU (no witnesses).

>Hey, you've comitted a minor offense towards the law, a practically victimless crime on the level of farting in the jury box
>So we're going to take your only mode of transport for a few days. You're stuck in this city, yeah we don't care if your vacation ends tomorrow, we don't care if you may have a job, you're going to have to go through the proper channels

i can see a lot of removed windshields, no fucks given, in the future

Why don't they just write a fucking ticket and put it under the wiper? That's what they do in my country. If you don't pay, the fine just goes up, and you're fucking yourself over. Don't need a damn lock on the wheels or barnacle.

>>15905608
Oh, it's this guy. The one that lives in a fantasy land, dreaming about a perfect world where all poor people and frugal people are scum and "dindus" (read: black).

Fuck off m8. Nobody except you thinks HOAs are in any way a sane compromise. Having rules is nice, but the culture of the average HOA is fucking awful.

>IT MAKES US LOOK POOR IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GARAGE
>STOP MAKING US LOOK POOOOOOOR

The HOA is not designed to create a good community, it's designed to be a safe space for boomers. And only boomers, with rules based on the culture of boomers AND ONLY BOOMERS. Young whipper-snappers get the fuck out with your "free thought maaaan". Did you know NIGGERS also like free thought? If you have more cars than garages, you're basically a nigger. Damn niggers, get off mah lawn, yer makin us look like niggerville, etc.

>>15903561
I don't quite understand, is the percentage of cars running away with wheel boots on that high that they needed something like this? I think it's unnecessary, and you can do the improvements on wheel boots easily, like GPS and code to unlock.

Also there still is the weird underlying logic of "you've parked in the wrong neighborhood, you're now forced to park in the wrong neighborhood".

>park with wipers up on windshield
>never be barnacled
Unless they are literally going to snap off your wiper arms.

>>15905608
>No HOA in parent's neighborhood
>2-3 bikes left in front porch unchained and unlocked
>not one stolen bike in the 17 years they've been there

>>15903561
Sawzaw it off

Otherwise i would totally steal that

>>15905721
They will

Your property can be damaged and held at ransom so they can collect their $25

>at some point you begin to wonder if they're not puppets for an italian mob

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>not a single parking enforcer or paid parking spot within an hour radius

>>15905729
Well that is terrible. I imagine some funny situations if they put these on during winter, and you can't get them off either way.

>>15904105

i thought he was talking about places to park that you have to pay for, not in the middle of the road

>>15903867
Glass isn't the material you think it is.
Glass is actually in a liquid state.
Which is why if you look at 100 year old farm houses the windows are warped and distorted.
Its not that they made shitty glass back then, its just the result of gravity pulling on the glass over time.
If you cut glass by scoring and snapping it, you have to act quickly because the score mark starts to fill back in.

You can easily damage glass by introducing a foreign material like glue.

>>15904122
This is as wrong as fucking hell
If a posted sign says no parking, permit parking or tow away zone they can tow your ass with no provocation.

>>15904122
sadly this isn't true
private towing companies have the backing of local governments creating a kind of fucked up private market in making as money as possible in fines backed up by force of law

>>15905703
fuck off, im young and i live in a boomer neighborhood and it rocks, left my ray bans and my go pro in my unlocked car overnight and they were still there in the morning

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>>15905797

>>15904341
My friend got caught shitting in a handicapped stall and was embarrassed by security.

>>15905932
I dont, and I can still do that. I'm also allowed to work on my own car in the driveway, and I won't get angry letters in the mail with no return address if I don't mow my lawn for a day.

so fucking glad i live in Glorious Peoples Socialist Republic of Scotland, where we have our own law system.

This contraption would never be used here, anyone doing so leaves themselves wide open to prosecution for vandalism.

>>15905723
>live on unincorporated land surrounded by city
>leave nice bike and relatively expensive tools out
>someone steals my fucking doormat and porch lightbulbs but leaves everything else

>>15904532
The catchin' comes before the hangin' as pops would say.

"gee, idk about it, i never saw any yellow thing on my car, why?

just another thought, we all have windscreen cover on our insurance right? must be cheaper to smash the glass and get it replaced than pay whatever fine endorsed by the fuckers who slap one of these on your car?

>>15903902
More like
>car gets towed and impounded shortly after parking goes unpaid

Responsibility, folks.

>>15905036
>car no longer street legal since window isn't large enough to be barnacled

>>15905608
Are you daft

>>15903825
it still has a GPS though

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>>15905608

>t.

>>15903641
how does entering the code trigger the release of the barnacle? Is the code permanently programmed, or do they send a signal to the barnacle to allow you to remove it?

Seems to me that if you're even a little bit enterprising, it's very easy to remove and toss away. Way easier than a boot; you just need a razor. Break the seal on the thing, toss it in a dumpster, and voila! you're good to go.

If anyone tries to accuse you of tampering, just say you didn't do it, and you don't know who did; it's on them to prove you did it.

>>15904804
kek

>>15903728
>>15903752
>drill alarm/sensor

>then drill suction cup

>>15904171
suction cup is clearly reinforced by metal underneath the yellow plastic. Your best bet is more likely to work a razor blade under the suction cup, breaking the suction. You could also likely use a long, sharp knife, or perhaps a crowbar. You'd probably set the alarm off, but so long as you leave immediately, you'd be unlikely to get caught (though if you illegally park again in the same car you'll be more likely to get towed & whatnot).

>>15904160
>>15904165
>>15905134
I'd take a ticket over being a nigger riding a bike

>>15904251
Magnets don't actually ruin computer hard drives. You're better off trying to figure out where the computer on these things is and using a cutting wheel and some scissors to disable the alarm.

>>15904984
What retard thought this stupid tune was a good idea on a promotional/instructional video?

>>15904340
just attach one suction cup to the driver's side door, and the other to the rear quarterpanel/rear door. Voila! Vehicle owner is now unable to use half of his doors.

Of course, the fact that you never returned the device will be reflected in your vehicle's outstanding fines/records.

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>>15903666
dem trips

>>15906174
>barnacled
Kek

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better luck next time

this is the dumbest shit in the world and is completely unnecessary. California does is so that your unpaid tickets get added onto your registration at the end of the year, if you dont pay, you dont get stickers. simple and effective, i have almost never seen a boot here in San Franciso

>>15906525
>He likes being stolen from willingly stolen from
Cuckafornia in my observation has been the headache of ALL hobbies from Automobiles to gaming and Guns to music. It truly is a commie shithole who denies it's people the basic right of having civil liberties. It treats it's people like retarded children and it's politicians will jump through thousands of hoops just to screw with the citizens by making arbitrary laws.

This seems so fucking retarded even compared to booting which I still think is dumb.
So glad I don't have to do any of this at my job (police parking enforcement for public streets)

>see illegally parked car
>slap ticket on windshield and move on

>find car with 5+ unpaid tickets
>tow that shit and move on

If the person wants their car back they'll get it back after they prove they paid off all tickets


inb4 you fags try to shit on me, it doesn't phase me lel
fuck HOAs
fuck "private property tickets" that shit is unenforceable and property owners already have recourse by being able to tow cars off their property

>>15906579
while i agree with everything you said, The ticket thing is really not that bad. If you don't want a ticket, don't park illegally. and once you do get one atleast you dont have some retarded monstrosity stuck to the windshield.

>>15905045
Or they report it as stolen property.

>>15906612
In places like new York, they can't afford an impound yard.
Most of the time they called for a tow the vehicle would be gone before the tow truck got through traffic.

So boots seem retarded only until you look at the logistics.

>>15906622
>once you do get one at least you don't have some retarded monstrosity

nope, you just have a surprise $50 bill (plus late fees, plus nonpayment fees, plus processing fees, plus indigence fees, plus non-appearance fees, plus registration revocation fees) and the assumption of guilt without due process.

Fuck that.

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>>15906666
Checked

>>15906235
>If anyone tries to accuse you of tampering, just say you didn't do it, and you don't know who did; it's on them to prove you did it.
What is civil law anyway?

>>15906666
fair enough

in CA the tow companies have 15 minutes to respond when we call for them, but even if the car owner shows up I just tell them their car's gonna be impounded and to grab all the shit they want out of it. If they have a problem with that then they're gonna end up getting arrested if they try to stop me or drive off

>>15906718
arrested if i drive off?
how does that even work

>>15906722

Because the second you drive off, I'm telling the police officer on the other end of my radio to come assist me.
They'll do a traffic stop on the car, probably cite you for any other violations they can find (or arrest if you physically attacked me while trying to stop me/if you have warrants) , and stand by while I tow the car

>>15904532
>law enforcement device
It's a private enterprise device. It's to enforce parking charges.

And it only works on spineless morons.

>>15903697
>He doesn't take a ticket off of another car so it looks like he's already been written one
Been doing this for years. I keep one in my glove box now

>>15906745
>implying a cop is going to put down his jelly donut for that

>>15906718
I'd just hit the freeway, you can go at a dick

>>15904317
Nah, that's more /x/

>>15906887
maybe not if you call, but they're more than happy to come help me out and lay the smackdown to whoever's being a shithead

>>15906888
>getting arrested over a few parking tickets
sure thing tough guy

>>15906745
kek
they don't know where you are
i'd just high tail it, turn off onto a different direction as soon as i was out of your sight and drive off into the next state if i was really worried

you're a fucking cuck

>San Fagcisco

stopped reading there

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Couldn't you just park with your wipers like so?

>>15906921
>drive off into the next state
yea ok maybe in whatever fucked up northeast area you live in, but here the next state is a multiple hour drive away

they do know where I am because I fucking work for them, and they're likely 2 blocks away anyway so you're not getting far


like I said, don't be a fucking retarded who gets arrested for trying to run from the police over a few parking tickets that you should have just paid in the first place

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>>15906941

>>15906952
Blast, windshield cover it is then.

>>15906916
>maybe not if you call, but they're more than happy to come help me out and lay the smackdown to whoever's being a shithead
No they wouldn't. They've got better things to do then fuck around with your dumbass.

>>15906964
sorry people don't like you, but my colleagues happen to like me so if I ask for help they're glad to come see what's up

>>15906976
People love me. Nice strawman, faggot

>>15906978
you really just can't accept that hopping in a car that's being legally towed by a police department doesn't mean you're let off scot-free for whatever reason it was going to be impounded

>>15905711
Takes up less space in the trunk of the traffic officer
can be applied solely from the curbside
the car can be towed without removal of the barnacle
tamper resistant on both movement and trying to remove without the code.

honestly if the pricing is right and removal without the code truly isn't that feasible, the fact that you can tow the car with the barnacle in place is a big win, because then you don't have to send somebody back out to retrieve it.

>>15907005
> Implying I won't tow it myself back to my house and tell you to come get your shit off my car on my property.

>>15904484
well if this damages your car, you are just fucked and have to pay the repair too

>>15907031
I'm not putting anything on your car? I'm towing it

I've said boots and this barnacle thing are fucking stupid

>>15905691
This, what is the actual purpose of this or a wheel boot?

>>15905691

because you live in europoor land, where a parking ticket is 90% of your yearly income

Why not make a super tiny hole in your windshield. Should this be possible with a very very tiny drill bit or is the window under tension so that it'll crack the entire thing?

>>15907081
it´s like 15€ dude

>>15906776
Yes, used by city (therefore state) parking enforcement. It's a law enforcement device.

>>15907106

>€15
>90% of yearly income

yes, as you were saying?

>>15906052
>embarrassed by security

Elaborate.

>>15907105
I guess you could but drilling through glass is no easy feat. Have you ever tried it?

>>15907159
thats a little over one hour of work on minimum wage

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Couldn't you just use the flexible metal strip from your wiper blade to slide under and brake its seal?

You wouldn't even need to carry anything extra.

>>15906916
I'd only get arrested if they catch me.

>>15904941
>>15903825
>flip windshield
>alarm goes off

>>15905663
Then have the foresight to make sure your parking meter is paid, jackass. There sure is a whole lot of dindu nuffin in this thread.

>>15905691
Sometimes people don't pay and just let them build up. Of course, they can instead take them to collections and fuck up their credit scores. It'll be cheaper than this thing.

>>15907410
>alarm goes off
So what? Just put on earpro and drive.

Just put a clear vinyl wrap on the windshield. Tear it off and drive off in a hurry.

>>15907106
15 is a very expensive parking thought
I never paid more than 10 even in big cities

>>15907264
it's more than 2 hours of US minimum wage

>>15906861
Does this really work?

Not a bad idea tbqh

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>>15903569

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>>15905827
>twingo

>>15905797
>Glass is actually in a liquid state.
>Which is why if you look at 100 year old farm houses the windows are warped and distorted.
>Its not that they made shitty glass back then, its just the result of gravity pulling on the glass over time.
You've got it backwards you twit, glass being a liquid is the myth. There's glass far fucking older than 1500 AD that doesn't have a swelled bottom.

>>15907563
that is not a tweingo my friend

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>>15907504
Fucking 10/10

>>15905932
10/10 for the convincing satire.

Local kids in the neighborhood one time dumped lacquer thinner all over the HOA president's $80,000 Mercedes SUV. Paint was destroyed the next day. Keks were shared.

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>>15905797
>Glass isn't the material you think it is.
>Glass is actually in a liquid state.
>Which is why if you look at 100 year old farm houses the windows are warped and distorted.
>Its not that they made shitty glass back then, its just the result of gravity pulling on the glass over time.
>If you cut glass by scoring and snapping it, you have to act quickly because the score mark starts to fill back in.

>>15907572
Moron

>>15905727
>Set off alarm and GPS tracker
I hope you like buying the city a new one.

>>15907576
its close enough, all i could think about

>>15907563
its not twingo is chevrolet

>>15907617
yes he is
but its not something that will happen to laminated glass or safety glass
>yfw metal is actually a porous foam

>>15906162
They're not going to cover damage you inflicted, especially when it comes to trying to get out of a parking ticket.

>>15906235
The seal is probably armored and you couldn't reach it without tampering and setting off the alarm and GPS signal. And it's likely that the code changes reach time it's used.

>>15906283
>Alarm triggered the second you start the drill
>Bill for replacement already on its way

>>15907464
the fuck, what country works like that? Here in burgerland where I live in the barren desert, shit is anywhere from $50-300 per parking ticket. We don't even boot here, we just automatically tow your car.

>>15907452
Honestly that's the best way. Or heat up the suction behind the window.

>>15906579
>BAAWWWW I CAN'T PARK PAST THE METER

>>15907620
but he's right tho. Glass is an amorphous solid.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-fiction-glass-liquid/

"Whatever flow glass manages, however, does not explain why some antique windows are thicker at the bottom. Other, even older glasses do not share the same melted look. In fact, ancient Egyptian vessels have none of this sagging, says Robert Brill, an antique glass researcher at the Corning Museum of Glass in Corning, N.Y. Furthermore, cathedral glass should not flow because it is hundreds of degrees below its glass-transition temperature, Ediger adds. A mathematical model shows it would take longer than the universe has existed for room temperature cathedral glass to rearrange itself to appear melted."

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>>15907504
fucking lost it

>>15907607
Aircraft remover is far better and only takes 10m to go to the bare metal

>>15903752
>thinks NYPD are always around

you...don't live here don't you?

Looks like theyre demo'ing in in NYC to sell it to other places, cuz if it can make it in New York, it can make it anywhere right?

There's not a huge "booting" program in NYC FYI, if anything, its more prevalent in Philly, where this was invented.

>>15903694
i carry a torch at all times, their boot ain't got shit on me

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>>15907504
nice

>>15906776
>It's a private enterprise device. It's to enforce parking charges.
In private-run parking lots downtown in my city, city ordinances specifically protect those boots. That means fooling with them is genuinely illegal and you can legally be fined. The private companies know how to lobby the city council to pass laws on their behalf.

>>15907031
>Implying I won't tow it myself back to my house and tell you to come get your shit off my car on my property.
If you run off with the Barnacle, I have the sneaky suspicion they will charge you with theft of property. The barnacle device is meant to be legally located at the original GPS location where it was deposited (on your illegally parked car).

>>15907504
Subtle

>>15906718
>>15906745
Get a load of this guy

>>15907684
>We don't even boot here, we just automatically tow your car.

They would tow EXCEPT for one ULTRA CRUCIAL UNBEATABLE UNFIXABLE problem - a tow truck blocks downtown traffic for a long period of time while setting up for the tow. Now imagine that every parking ticket gets a tow and that would effectively block downtown traffic solid all day long.

So, it is basically impossible to tow. That would prevent buses from running downtown too. Truly impossible to tow.

That's why they just give tickets and for those who have a ton of unpaid tickets, they boot. Otherwise, the tickets sit on your government record until the next time you go in for government services. At that time, you'll be blocked until you pay off the tickets and late fees. It works because people need to renew DL and tabs or get biannual emissions inspections.

>>15903561
Windshield is cracked. Good luck holding a vacuum with those suction cups.

>>15903561
Something like that would make a dandy windshield shade. Just park, stick it on and walk away. Comes with a car alarm as well.

Illegally parked? Lets see you try to stick your Barnacle onto my Barnacle.

>>15904641
The battery will last a few hours at max if the alarm is going on, and the chances of a cop actually seeing you with that on are slim

How are the two suction cups connected to each other? Maybe there is a line between them you can cut releasing the pressure.

>>15904765
My brothers Pontiac G6 was completely fucked by a towing company.

>Get out of jail and we're headed down the road to the towing lot to get his car
>Pay $250 hookup fee and $200 holding fee
>Get in the car and start driving off
>The hood & fender aren't lining up correctly
>Pull over and go to make sure the hood is down
>Front end is tweaked all to hell
>Air damn is missing, core support smashed in
>The hood and the passenger fender now have a gap large enough to stick your fingers in
>What. The. Fuck.
>Back to the towing lot to ask what happened
>Hurr it was like that when we got it
>We have a mechanic here that'll fix it
>Just takes money

He ended up selling the car as a parts car. Couldn't get it aligned anymore and he didn't want to pay to have it bent back.

He asked about filing charges against the towing company but he couldn't prove the car wasn't like that when they got it.

Unfortunately my brother only had collision and not comprehensive. He tried to get it covered that way.

>>15904984
Driver pays fines and has 24 hours to drop it off. What do you want to bet these get returned with nearly invisible razor blade slits in the suction cups? Next time its used, the vacuum slowly bleeds off and it falls off the car.

>>15908435
goverment ahs to buy new one ----> higer taxes for you

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>>15907504
>10/10

>>15907062
This device (or wheel boots) seem to be targeted at the private parking market. Parking tickets are good enough for the authorities. Because they can just attach the fine to your license renewal.

Private parking outfits have no such recourse. Once you are gone, they are pretty much out the fine. Unless they want to file in civil court, have an attorney show up, present evidence, etc. which all costs money. So they need to 'detain' your vehicle until you pay up. Towing works the same way, but towing companies make most of the profit.

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>>15906952

I feel like calling one of those road side windshield replacement companies. Have them change my wind shield. then leave the old one with the barnacle in the parking spot.

>>15906952
That doesn't work on all makes and models.

>>15907504
Cap now

Well I just read through a thread of reasons not to park illegally anymore

How about a heat gun? Melt it off without any real evidence of tampering.
>Whew, sure was a hot day!

>>15908444
then do it in cities you don't live in lol

>>15906135
>someone steals my fucking doormat and porch lightbulbs but leaves everything else
fucking kek!

>>15907105
>drill glass
>glass cracks
well shit

>>15907422
>Immobilizing a requirement for modern life
>a civilized means of dealing with a fucking parking fine

They have your plates, and if you aren't a genuine "hurr dindu" they can just mail you a ticket.

Boots, and this shit, is literally africa tier justice.

>chief no like where you tie your horse, harambe
>chief say your horse tied with chief's rope until you bring chief one goat.
>if you cut chief's rope you become sacrifice to great monkey in sky
>But village elder, I need my horse to get back to my village, my mother is very sick
>tough shit young dindu, bukuku dabbu booga.

>>15905608
>Live in a growing village on a dead end road
>Old man and my two brothers like wrenching, kind of a family hobby
>As the house has been passed down we have the largest yard, 12 acres or so
>All of a sudden we're apart of this city ordinance
>Starts out with them saying we have to register all of the vehicles - even the ones in a bunch of pieces as they're there for parts
>So we build a pole barn to organize our mess instead
>They then start complaining about us parking on our lawn even though they're registered
>Eventually they complain about our wood pile and they want us to build a small shed to house the wood
>Accidentally leave ruts in the yard during fall backing the wood trailer up
>Huge ordeal that was

Jesus no. The city ordinance was bad enough. I couldn't imagine a HOA. Poor man Bill had to clean his scrap pile up because the neighbors complained that it hurt their resale value. Bill was an 80 year old man that had been there since the 30's. After they forced him to haul it all away he moved away. Rumor has it he made well over a million. I wouldn't be surprised, he had 80 acres and started collecting when he was in his 20s. Took them a good month of hauling to get it all out. Scrap was around $280/ton at the time.

>>15909071
At least it was a city ordinance that you as an average citizen have excellent legal pathways for dealing with and even getting repealed.

Mandatory HOAs claim the "if you don't like it, leave" privilege of the state but are exempt from the consitution as private organizations. They can even restrict free speech and the right to bear arms, and you can sue them for "damages", and lol good luck with that. An HOA is free to be a monarchy if it so desires. Legally, it's a corporation, but acting as a government for a small state. They're unamerican by definition.

>>15903669
>>15903675
Is the alarm audible?

>security device and sunscreen in one

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P R O B L E M S O L V E D

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>>15905608
>People who are unable to abide by HOA rules generally also have criminal records or kids that are law breakers

>>15906745
Excuse me, what law would I be breaking by driving off?

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>>15903561

>cops get tired of people breaking expensive boots
>start using something that's easy to remove on purpose then ticket the fuck out of people that remove it

>>15909296

In california it would be 148 PC (obstruction, basically)

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>>15904609

>guy pressured into buying hoa condo by peak of housing boom in Phoenix
>parking an Audi he's working on in front of his house
>hoa decides to contract parking enforcement out to Arizona Parking Solutions, so people have to buy parking passes to park in front of their own houses
>dude complies
>parked there 3 months because it doesn't run
>one day after working on car, owner leaves pass on dash, still visible, but not on rearview mirror as mandated
>car immediately booted
>he simply tows the car into his garage and tells them he did so, and invites them to come and remove them whenever they want
>they chimp out and try to involve police and HOA
>it turns out their contract with HOA provides that they should issue warnings before a citation and only booting after a citation has remained unpaid
>Arizona Parking Solutions tries to involve cops
>Cops say they can't do anything because he told them he moved the car into the garage and he's saying they're free to remove the boot at any time
>Internet thread goes viral
>users spam "Arizona Parking Solutions" everywhere to game PageRank (this was much easier at the time than it is now)
>Arizona Parking Solutions starts getting huge amounts of negative attention
>Thousands of angry phone calls and emails
>They chimp out and start booting everybody in the complex for everything imaginable
>Even booting commercial vehicles for contractors, like the son of the owner of the largest pool service company in Arizona
>Dude holds his ground, one night all the boots just disappear
>Thread shuts down because Arizona Parking Solutions is complaining to the cops of unending harassment

I like to imagine that this story ends with the entire family of the owner of Arizona Parking Solutions dying in a fire.

Just wait till it's on Samy Kamkars car, he'll just make a 20 buck doohickey to hack it.

>>15905608

I live on 10 acres in N. Ga that's unrestricted with no HOA. On the other side of the road in front of my property is a gated HOA neighborhood and from the end of my driveway I can see a high end spec house that's 2x the square footage of mine.

My property appraises for 200k more than the one in the gated community and because I have an agricultural exemption my property taxes are 75% less. Only a fool would buy into a HOA community.

>>15909599
>not paying taxes for everyone elses roads and then paying taxes again for the HOA's roads
>not trying to solve your problems by walling yourself off from society and coasting on nepotism and general corruption instead of participating in a real democratic government

pleb

>>15909532
That's how all "security companies" are for apartments and such. I had one try to chase me in my car in his shitty cobalt. Also tried to charge me with criminal tresspassing. The complex had him removed.

>>15909532
thanks for the sum-up

>>15906665
>forcefully attach something to your property
>OH LOOK HE STOLE IT
what

>>15906745
>car is parked in the wrong spot
>want it moved
>arrest owner of car when they try to move it
what the fuck

>>15908366
I like you anon

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>>15904036
I had this same thought with my motorcycle a while back. Went to dinner at a new restaurant, didn't google map it or anything, find out the whole lot is stones. Just my luck, nothing in my bag I can put under the stand. So I park DIRECTLY under a "NO STREET PARKING" sign, as a cop pulls up. He lowers his window, looks at me, and says, "No windshield, no ticket" and leaves. Had some good food that night, too

>>15907658
>>15907658

fuck off eedjit.

you think i;m going to call my insurance and tell them i accidentally my windscreen coz barnicle?

>>15908048
Did hear about that. No idea where to get the stuff though

>>15909532
Appreciate it

>>15910362
>car parked in wrong spot
>get ticket, move on

>find car with 5+ unpaid tickets, registration expired for 6+ months, myriad of other reasons to tow it
>call tow truck and have it impounded
>owner tries to prevent this
>owner gets arrested


that's how it works

>>15909129
> automatic only

welp

>>15903755
No proof it was the driver. He I never even seen it on my car and guess what they'd have to prove within a reasonable doubt that it was in fact me who removed and unless they had a camera filming or a witness that saw me remove it guess what nigger they ain't got shit on me

>>15906718
>I just tell them their car's gonna be impounded
>arrested if they try to stop me or drive off

Sorry, officer. Some crazy Mexican pulled up in a beat-up truck and started screaming something in Spanish. Couldn't understand a word he said, but he seemed pissed. So I just got the hell out of there.

>>15905797

I'll take the bait.

Materials engineer here. Glass is not a liquid, but an amorphous solid. This means it has no crystal structure, but it doesn't flow like water.

The old farmhouse glass looks like that due to shitty manufacturing techniques in ye olde days, not the solid glass sagging.

>>15907105
Actually that's very clever. You can drill through tempered glass but you have to go SLOW and use light pressure.

Just pop a couple of 1mm holes in your windshield and plug them with little rubber bungs. Pull them out if someone barnacles your windshield, release the baranacle and be on your way.

You didn't damage the device or harm it in any way, so it's hard to argue that it's illegal.

>>15906485
this. fucking this. best idea so far

>>15912174
This. The float glass process which produces perfectly flat glass wasn't invented until the 1950s.

Previously, molten glass would be drawn upwards through rollers to produce a sheet of glass, since the glass didn't freeze immediately it would run down a bit as it was rolled so the bottom of the sheet would end up thicker than the top. Even older than that is crown glass which was made from a large circular hand-blown disc cut into a rectangle, this produced very uneven glass since it was done entirely by hand.

>>15912207
they'd probably say that you've interfered with the barnacling process so you have to pay an additional fine

>>15908402
if they're smart, the line is embedded in the plastic

>>15906745
Nice b8 bootlicker. You can keep worshiping that corporate cock, but they aren't going to take care of you. Nearly every security/parking/whogivesashit I've ever met has had that little napoleon complex. I really don't understand it, you aren't doing society any great good, and you aren't entitled to the profits of the company that you are whoring your precious time too.

>>15907452
That won't fucking work, the suction bold will go right through the thin wrap because it is flexible.

>>15912276
They would have to catch you in the act of removing the windshield plugs, which is impossible if they aren't in the car with you.

Just pull the thing off, close it and set it beside the road. If anyone asks, all you know is that it was on your windshield, so you took it off, why, was it supposed to stick on or something? I didn't read the sticker, I just thought it was some prankster....

>>15912402
or you could just say that someone else removed it from your car
they can't prove otherwise and people used to do this with boots on other people's cars

>>15904906
Actually this, sure it isn't convenient, but a high pressure one will force water between the glass and the rubber, and pop them off instantly. You can probably spray the keypad to turn it off, as that shit won't be water pressure rated.

>>15912427
I did something similar with my gas meter once.

>behind on bills
>all of a sudden...cold showers
>investigate
>gas turned off
>oh, right....
>call gas co. to pay bill and turn gas on
>lol kthx we'll be there next week
>fuck that says I
>grab pipe wrench
>shut off gas
>disconnect meter
>remove discrete plug from pipe union
>reinstall meter
>turn gas back on
>relight pilots
>voila, hot water and heat
later the following week....
>gas man comes out
>knocks on door
>did you turn your gas back on?
>nope, I thought you guys did....why
>well, we didn't send anyone out here, so did you do something to the meter?
>no, I didn't, sorry. You sure you guys didn't turn it back on?
>nope, wasn't us.
>confused gas guy goes back to truck and drives away

I work on industrial gas dryers so it was easy to pull off.

>>15904507
> Take them to court over it and sink them in legal fees

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>>15903719
I would just torch it. I doubt I would ever even come across a situation where someone would put something like that on my vehicle though.

>>15912382
The suction isn't going to make the wrap extra sticky

>>15907448
So watch the police pull you over when they see you try to steal city property.

>>15909056
Pay your meter. Don't get booted. Easy as that.

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What if I buy a Barnacle and put it on my car when I illegally part and take it off when I leave? Me 1 - City 0

>>15905036
They'll probably just put it on the sides of a car. Another anon said they don't have to pay for the damage either.

>>15905468
I kind of don't blame them. In my neighborhood I hate walking my dog because nearly everyone blocks the sidewalk. I'm hoping someone might go full retard and start crashing bikes or something into their vehicles.

>>15912703
If someone is blocking the sidewalk you can call the cops and they'll get a ticket. It's illegal to block the sidewalk.

>>15908366
This

>>15908094
Fuck you you're just lucky. My car got booted for unpaid speeding camera violations that I didn't even receive warning of. They send the fucking booting crew over once you hit 300$ in unpaid fines and then you have to pay the fines and the booting company. De Blasio is a fucking kike though, fucking 25mph speed limit

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How has this not been the obvious solution?

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>>15907504

>>15912320
you keep calling me a bootlicker, but you don't understand I am the boot

I don't work for any shitty private parking company, I work for a police department

>>15912660
>barnacle on front/rear windows
>boot all 4 tires
>they can't do shit

fucking brilliant

>>15904248
this guy is a genius and got no replies

>>15903561

Can't you just keep a drill in your car with a small carbide bit, and drill through the suction cup from the top side?

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>>15903561

Somebody should disassemble one and figure out where the battery is.

Just drill into the battery to kill it, and then drill out the suction cups to remove it. 3 holes, easy. Don't matter how much (if any) hardened steel shields the electronics, carbide bit will make short work of that.

>>15911646

fucking based cop

>>15913585
>drill into the battery
Well, I mean if you LIKE fires and explosions directly on top of your car. It's most likely lithium ion.

>>15913765
>>15913585

I can't imagine this thing using a very sizeable battery. It would probably just pop and spit a few flames at the most.

Lithium ion batteries aren't bombs dude

why not just drive in reverse?