i'm a delivery guy. i deliver inside ohare airport every

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HD truck single cab short bed conversions are a thing, and they look stupid and cute at the same time.

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>>15886960
yeah, but this is about 2ft shorter wheel base and it's a dually

>>15886957
>mfw this asshole is working my dream job

My autism has cursed me with a particular obsession for airports. I always thought it would be cool to have a job on the ground floor like that.

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>>15887023
it's cool for the first week or so, but when you're trying to run a route and one of these assholes just sits on the road flipping his flappers for 10min it starts getting annoying really fast

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>>15887023
It's not.

Or at least from the Military side of things it's not

>>15887023
Airport jobs look cool but its very stressful and also pay's not that good unless you work as an officer for the GS, interior staffs, management department, etc

>>15887065
>flipping his flappers

kekd

>o'hare ground crew
>competent
pick one
source: I did 120 flights a year for 2014/2015, almost entirely on United (I ended up with MileagePlus premier Gold and Platinum respectively as a result for those years)

my luggage gets lost tons, and forget about a timely response from aircraft maintenance or for the shuttle from the E/F gates to terminal C

>>15887837
>Anything O'Hare related
>Competency
Pick one
That place is rush hour traffic and concentrated retardation all at once, right into the vein.
I go to Midway whenever possible.

>>15887068
Better upgrade those fire bottles airman.

Even us Marines use the updated red ones

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>>15886957
Ayy

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>>15887850
You know what's funny? I grew up like 10min from O'Hare and always figured that is just what air travel is like. Then I moved and everybody complains about flying through O'Hare and I'm like "why are you complaining? That is normal to me and anything easier is just a luxury"

>>15887023
Apply for baggage handling, become god tier at driving the tug around.

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>>15886957
Ayy

>>15887023
I drove a fuel truck for a while, shit was pretty cash, easy job, not too much paperwork, and after 4pm most flights had left that I had to worry about, so I often got to chill outside in the truck and watch Netflix and enjoy the sunset.

Would work again/10

>>15887852
>implying that picture isn't at least 3 years old
We're good anyway, we have jets that are worth a shit

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>>15888329
Who needs jets?

>>15886957
Why does Ohare suck so much cock to fly through?

>>15888337
I mean, someone has to bring you guys some relief

>>15888310
Sir, how was the pay?

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>>15888362
Nahh we good m8

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>>15888375
U sure

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>>15888382
Well. Maybe when it comes to that kinda stuff I guess

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>>15888390
Even before then, we still got u senpai