Shit that pisses you off. Doesnt matter what it is. >driving

>>15884458
>Shit that pisses you off.
>Doesnt matter what it is.
Transgenders.

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>Black people around my car.

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>>15884495
Also stancefags.

>>15884458
people who think Ford's are good.

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>>15884495
>when you pull up to a gas station at 11pm and as soon as you start pumping, you see a black person walk out of the shadows

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Toilet paper orientation.

The end goes OVER not under. It makes perfect sense this way because the end is easily accessible and not clinging to the wall.

I had a suitenate in college who did this. We had to have a talk about it...

>>15884644
YES THIS. What the fuck why do people even consider putting it under.

>>15884458
>person pulls out in front of you
>proceeds to go slow

>>15884665
> drive big vehicle / trailer etc.
> people speed up to pass then return to going slower as soon as they're in front of you

This makes me rage. I'm going faster. I just passed you. You don't want to go this fast. Why the FUCK do you Have to be in front?

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>>15884548
>hey brah u got anneh spare chan'e foe gas
>mfw

>>15884514
People who don't know the difference between plural and possessive

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>>15884980
This.

>driving van loaded with goods
>bighueg hill appears
>get overtaken by cars that suddenly appear
>stay right behind them until they turn off

Also
>People that pull out dangerously in front of you when they only had to wait 2 seconds to pull out safely
and
>people who drive really slowly because they are retarded
and
>people who don't have their lights on in rainy/foggy/dim light and drive silver/white cars
and
>pull over to let people pass
>they don't acknowledge or toot
fuck you

>>15884548

I had some homeless nigger sitting in my car when I came out of a 7-11 late one night. I was 17 and didn't have a phone on me. Didn't know what to do. Got in my car and stated at the cashier in the store for like 30 seconds hoping she'd come out and say something. The guy asked me to drive him down the road to his home. He directed me to an apartment complex. He was talking about how he just got out of jail and trying to stay clean and stuff. Then he started asking how old I was and said his daughter was the same age and if I knew her. He got out and shook my hand and went to a dumpster. Felt bad for him.

>>15884458
>leaning on my fucking car
>touching my car
>shutting the door by the window
>people who go the same speed as the car beside them on the highway
>people that do literally no research into a topic but spout off bullshit like it's virtue
>people that don't turn their headlights on in inclement weather
>people that tailgate
>stancefags
>Hillary Clinton and anyone that supports her
>poor people that shit talk cars they'll never be able to afford
>Alphonse and this new namefag 'Taxi'
>people that cannot grasp simple shit despite me teaching them the correct way numerous times
>Black Lives Matter retards
>that little misty rain that doesn't soak you but is just enough to piss you off
>people that don't pay fucking attention to driving
>anyone that thinks they are a special snowflake

>>15884665
>I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WAITING 3 SECONDS FOR THAT GUY TO PASS
>I'M GONNA WASTE MY TIME AS WELL AS HIS TIME BY DRIVING SLOW
Fuck, that's the most annoying shit in the world.

Also, people who drive 10 under the limit in the left lane who start to speed up as soon as you start overtaking them in the right lane.

>>15886244
What does /o/ do if there's traffic and the left lane has a line of like ten cars going slow. Do you still get over and let people pass you, or do you sit in the line until it breaks up and when you can finally get through, then let the guy behind you pass.

>>15887095
If they tailgate me, I move over and get behind them. Otherwise I wait until the line breaks up.

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>>15884458
Traffic lights on a timer system
buses
pedestrian crossings

Riding bicycle on the car road since sidewalk is illegal to be on. Hugging the sidewalk as much as possible to stay out of traffics way. SUV behind you with no opposite traffic honks and then floors it right by you to pass.

>>15884644
>>15884655
Why do you even care?

>come up to a roundabout
>someone is in the outer lane but has no turn signal
>stop and shift to first gear because I'm assuming he will take the next exit
>takes my exit
Fuck those guys

Backseat drivers. People camping the left lane with a line behind them. Shallow cunts who base an entire car's reliability on trivial shit like paint. Stancefags. Ricers. Brotrucks.

Opposing BMW sport sedan is kind of a nice looking car in the distance so you start checking it out. You realize the guy driving it has a girl in passenger seat and you don't. He gives you the finger right as you cross paths.

>>15887168
I can agree with all of these things.

Add
>smokers getting their shitty smell all over the people behind them
>people who can't buy a slightly less piece of shit so they drive around dangerous shit like trucks so rusted their frame is bent

Cars needing gas, repairs, insurance and taxes.
Why cant they just be and cruise forever?

>>15887143
I passed two cyclists near me with a little oncoming traffic and a double yellow, but I have a loud SUV, and had a trailer. Probably looked like a dick, but oh well.

>>15886091
Rekt

>drives a 400+ hp sports car
>takes 2 minutes to hit the seed limit

>>15887545
120 seconds is a long time anon.

>>15887545

>aging boomer
>saves entire life to afford base corvette
>retires
>cashes out retirement fund
>drives corvette 10 mph under the limit all over town

>>15887575
RATATATATATATATA!!!!!!

You have been visited by stealth boomer nigga kill squad drive by.

You are a dead harry.

>>15884495
>cruising around with windows down and kavinsky playing
>thumping gangster car pulls up
>have an office space moment and nearly shit my pants

>>15887575
Don't be mad, that's a cheap pristine corvette you can buy of his widow and hoon around in while you're still full of cum

>>15886091
>>15887529
>samefagging
>assmad ford fangirl
stay assmad

>>15888038
There is a girl here?

For real?

>>15888019
What happens after I run out of ammo? Do I become the boomer?

>>15888038
We're all girls here, anon.

>>15884492
trannies are fine. genderfuild people are cancer.

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>in a parking lot for grocery store
>one way lanes, angled parking so you're supposed to face forward
>going the right way
>someone comes down wrong way

>>15884644
Actually it makes more sense to put it "backwards" because that way you see both sides before you use it in case its filthy or if there is hidden snake.

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>>15887209
So I worked at Tim Hortons while college was out to make some extra money, and every time a smoker would come up to the window, the entire drive thru area would smell like shit. Fuck you cunt, don't smoke in a fucking drive thru, do it some other time.
Also totally unrelated, it pisses me off when people get more than 4 creams or sugars in their coffee, because at that point its pretty much just cream. I had to explain to one woman that there would be no room for coffee if we put in 8 creams once. Fucking disgusting.

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>>15886225
That's fucked man. Poor guy

>>15886225
>Not saying "Get the hell out of my car, old man!"

>>15887154
People who don't signal in general piss me the fuck off

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>>15884458
>>guy in full black walking by the road
mfw you almost hit some robot out on his /nightwalk/

>bike thread
>slower in the straights and roughly even in the twisties is a fact of life
>wanting fun or comfy over lap times is valid

>car thread
>LOL NICE SLOW CAR FGT HIGHWAY PULLS FOR LIFE >MUH TSUKUBA
>FASTESTLAPS.COM PIC PEOPLE WITH SLOW CAR REKT

speaking of bikes

>sportbike
>dim ricer aftermarket turn signals
fucking

>>15888089
>a person who wants to dress wacky is worse than someone who wants to modify surgically their body to look like the other sex
hmmmmm

>>15886225
This is exactly why I lock my car when I get out of it.

>>15886242
Marry me?
No homo

>>15888103
>hidden snake

Australian opinions doesn't matter

Old guy mowing his yard motioned for me to slow down today. Really bugged me.

Was going 20 in a 25 in 3rd gear in a Miata, anything but fast...

>>15886242
I really like that Kind of rain

>>15888238
Those are the second worst people in traffic

>>15887545
>driving to uni in my 130 bhp French shitbox
>behind a Maserati Quattroporte
>in a 30
>he's doing 25
>come up to roundabout
>both take the same exit
>road is now 50
>two lanes
>he's slowly accelerating
>I'm in no rush
>stops accelerating at 35
>again I'm in no rush
>he starts slowing down
>I think fuck it
>indicate
>drop into second
>overtake
>move back into left lane
>now doing 60
>he then overtakes me doing at least 75
>continues to accelerate down the road
>don't see him again
No clue what was happening there

>>15884644
>>15884655
Shut the fuck up reddit
>nice dubs tho

>>15888621
so homeless niggers don't sit in your car and ask for rides when you're getting gas?

>>15888888
who got it

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>>15888812
>downshift before coming to a stop
>"SLOW DOWN!"

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>degenerate tweens leaning against your car
>don't want to say anything because they'll probably come back and key it

>>15888864
Guy felt insecure or wanted to make sure to put you in your place. I had a similar situation with my Twingo vs some fag in an E46, guy almost crashed trying to prove to me that his car is faster after I overtook him when he was doing 40 in a 60(kmh)

>>15888894
>it was /n/

oh no

>>15884458
>When I pull up to a stop light at 1 in the morning and someone in their fucking ricer wants to race you
>Happened 4 times last night
>Happened 6 times the previous night
I get it! My car's loud! No, I didn't make it that way, it's that way from the factory! Fuck off!

This happened a few nights ago
>going to be the last time before mates and I get together until christmas because of uni
>decide to go out to eat
>I'm driving
>finish meal
>friend who doesn't drive wants me to go on the motorway so he can see what it's like and ask questions
>say sure
>crusing along
>he asks questions about the lanes, indicators, shit like that
>come to an exit to turn around
>on roundabout
>cunt in Astravan pulls out in front of me on the roundabout even though I had right of way
>I have to brake quite hard and swerve right
>I honk my horn at him and hold it for a good 5 seconds
>he gives me the finger out of the window and accelerates around the roundabout and disappears
Just talking about it gets me all riled up

>>15888038

That's a lot of damage control. Just remember next time.

>>15888038
>Girls
>On 4Chan
>On the automotive section
Women can hardly drive cars, anon, why would they be in a place like this?

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>>15888980
>SPOON FEED ME MOMMY
L M F A O

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>>15884458
Lifted trucks in general because of how obnoxious they are.

This obsession with pickup trucks and crossover vehicles from people who don't really need them. I cannot see the road in front of me when every other car is a wannabe pseudo-semi.

Tailgaters.

People who don't signal lane changes.

People who think having a turn signal on means they can just change lanes right away without looking.

People who deliberately will not let you into "their" lane when you have to, and get pissed off and throw a finger when you do.

People who get in the lane in front of you while driving slower than you are for no apparent fucking reason.

When I leave a safe follow space between me and the car in front and somebody races into it.

>>15888599
what do you care if they end up with a cunt anyways retard

>>15889212
Because it doesnt look right you degenerate fucking retard

>>15884458
fucking assholes in their prius pussy mobiles who get in the fast lane.
it should be legal to ram them off of the road to their death.

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>>15884458
Not for long...

Red lights. I feel like the nsa is just fucking with me and using cameras to jerk off to me since literally every light is always red for me

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>>15884458
>driving in traffic
>behind pigfat car I can't see around
>traffic starts slowing down
>maintain a bit of following distance to pigfat car in front, as I have no idea how quickly everyone will stop
>slowing down
>slowing down
>pigfat car shoots into a sidestreet without ever indicating
>traffic never actually slowed down, they were just too retarded to either indicate or pull into the turning lane

>>15886242
I came to post this, but you've already done it. Seconded.

>lol I don't need to re angle my lights because I lifted my truck
>my normal chinkshit headlights suck so I'll just use my bright ass off-road light bar when driving on the street even though it blinds everyone else
>all of my brake/tail/indicator lights are out but that doesn't matter. nobody needs to see me at night or to know when I'm braking or turning
>lights look stupid so I'll black them out with practically opaque tint
>why would I turn off my high beam headlights for other traffic?
>why would I turn on my lights in rain/fog/evening? I can still see the road fine.

Vehicle lighting is no joke niggers. It's super cheap to just keep your lights functional so fucking do it.

also
>cars that drive side by side at the same speed on a 2+ lane road
Do you want someone to change lanes into you? I always try my best to try not to stay right next to anyone else. I will either accelerate to get out of their blind spot or let off the throttle to get behind them. Still some people try their best to stay right beside me.

>diesels, especially coal rollers
smell like shit

>>15889400
there's a light to a highway on-ramp in my town where it gives the left turn lane the red arrow (instead of green light or flashing yellow arrow) even when the parallel straight lanes get a green light. Sucks because it makes you wait even when there's no oncoming traffic when you would normally be able to turn. There's no traffic cameras in my town so I've started running it when there's nobody around but still annoying.

>not staying in your lane on backroads
God dammit m8 you're going to hit oncoming traffic. Also you're blocking people from passing you.
>>15888381
>>dim ricer aftermarket turn signals
fucking hell m8 I hate them so much. It's like every bike has them. I bought a used bike with them and they're practically useless so I just hand signal. I would really like some nice OEM ones but there's no way I'm paying $90 each. I don't even want to spend more than $30/set.

>>15888812
Should got out and beat him to death then put his head in the lawn mower to assert dominance.

>On a two-lane road, divider in the middle
>Traffic backed up at night
>Asshat on a bike pulls up, has LED's all over the front
>Lights bright enough to blind me in all three mirrors
>This goes on for 10 painful miles when traffic is slower than a snail on acid

This happened last night. I was so tempted to stop and back into him

>>15889740
I'm just wondering why you would beat a man to death before mangling his face with a lawnmower.

When truckers don't let me draft off them. Both parties get an MPG boost and I am the one who is taking the risk since it would be my fault insurance wise if I hit him anyway.

>>15888238
People using a roundabout but indicate incorrectly are worse than those who don't indicate at all.
>pull up to roundabout.
>car entering opposite has right indicator on, as in indicating to go around the roundabout.
>flicks indicator to exit
>they were simply going straight.
>made me stop to give way.

Fuck those people! You don't indicate to go around when you are going straight! I could tell by your driving that you were going straight but gave way because you indicated that you actually weren't.

>>15888928
You sound like so much fun...

>>15890481
I drive a 6 cylinder car and it's heavy as fuck and the breaks don't work well.
Tell me my man, whats the point of racing if I'm just going to lose?

Best case scenario :
I lose to some douche in his infinity and get laughed at being made out as some sort of ricer because of my exhaust
Worst case :
I get a ticket for going 85 in a 35 and have to pay a hefty ticket, or my car doesn't stop in time and I impale myself on my steering column.

But that's alright in the name of fun, right?

>>15890499
You don't have to go through life being an insecure and insufferable cunt.

I drive a miata, and regularly get my ass handed to me, but guess what. When I stop at the light next to the guy who just beat me I smile and laugh and say that was fun. 90% of the time they do the same thing.

>>15884458
Generally people Sunday afternoon literally can not drive. Almost t-bone and swipe people that don't even know how to merge a right of way, only for that day of the week.

>>15890541
And you're going to completely ignore the fact that my brakes aren't amazing?
And there's a difference between my car and your Miata. Your Miata is fuel injected, I have a single barrel Carburetor and am lucky if I can get up to 80 before the next light. Even when I do, I can feel my entire car shake and the wind trying to pick it up.
And say by some miracle I CAN get above 60 MPH before the next light, despite my complete lack of fuel intake, or horsepower or traction for the rear wheels. There is no way in hell I would have enough time to stop in time so I don't slam into some random dude at the next light.
My motor is original, and old as fuck, and the same can be said for my transmission. These are the original components that it came with from the factory 40+ years ago, and I'm not going to put the momentary thrill for some other dude before the possibility of getting a ticket, mechanical stability of those parts, or my life.

>>15890603
fag

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>>15890603
Ok so you drive some old murican steel that makes a rumble at idle. People think that's cool and unknowingly think it's got some power and what not. They are just admiring your car.

What you don't seem to get is that these people aren't threatening you and you shouldn't be getting all hostile towards their invitation to race.

>>15890603
It's like my cranky grandfather learned how to post on /o/.

>>15890637
I'm not angry at the people, I never roll down my window and yell at them or whatever, but when you're getting invitations to race 3+ times a night EVERY night, it gets incredibly annoying. And not every dude means it in good spirits, I've been insulted countless times by dudes wanting to race after I've turned them down. The best dudes are the ones who throw shit after you try to drive off because they're insulted that you don't want to race their fucking Honda, dude.
>>15890652
Your grandfather sounds like a good dude.

hearing people eat...people on welfare wearing Jordans ...Parents who are drug addicts but wont stop for the sake of there kid... illegitimate warfare just for oil and drugs...cops who dont know the law...

>>15890674
why cant you just floor it from the light and try to have a little fun? my friend and I "raced" from a stoplight a few days ago even though both of our cars are slow as shit. people are just trying to have a good time. you don't have to go over the speed limit, just have fun dude

>>15890698
You're right dude. I'm just kind of jaded I guess. I'll try to keep that in mind next time.

>>15884458
>driving an old 2003 civic
>still learning manual, occasionally stall.
>have to turn left onto a road
>it has one of those turn left only lanes so the normal traffic can pass
>get into that lane, signalling.
>cant turn because oncoming cars
>guy behind me starts honking
>THERE ARE STILL ONCOMING CARS
>eventually manage to sneak in
>guy peels out behind me, following me
>oncoming traffic slams on brakes and honks to avoid hitting him
>now on a 25 mph road, going 30
>dude is tailgating me
>honks again
>passes me on a double line
>speeds off doing about 45

for fucks sake some people just need to chill when driving.

>>15890674
Dude I've been asked to race in my old beetle once, by a lowered civic. My car rumbles at idle due to having a small muffler and no water jacketing on the cylinders. Funny thing is I was in the left turn lane, if I wasn't I would've gone just for shits and giggles. Just have some confidence in yourself and don't exceed your limits when you go at it. Also have a laugh about ricers thinking they beat a real muscle car.

>>15890774
Thank you for the advice, my man. You're right I'll consider their offer next time someone tries to race me.

>>15886091
People who don't realize autocorrect errors

>>15890927
Hey I've got a honda wanna race?

>>15890541
It's possible your purpose in life is just to make average sods feel good by comparison.

>>15890774
>>15890927
you guys are such faggots.

>>15888928
what do you drive?

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>>15891279
'72 Maverick with the I6 250 it had from Factory in it.
>>15891173
Sure dude. :^)

>>15889629
$200 to significantly lessen the chance of getting killed. Sounds worth it to me.

>>15891292
>texas plate

/hou/?

>>15888245
This is meta as fuck

>>15891292
I like your car, friend

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>going 10 over with the traffic
>asshole behind me wants to go 11 over
>so he passes me at 20 over
>gets in front of me and immediately goes 10 under the speed limit

>driving 50km in a settlement
>slightly under/over limit depending on the road
>dude speeds up to me and tailgates me
>reach the settlement border so the limit is 90km
>speed up to 90
>the dude tailgating drives like 70 and I leave him behind
>enter another settlement
>slow down to 50 yet again
>dude finally catches up and starts tailgating again
>repeat this for 20 minutes and 4 settlements
Fuck those retards. You obviously got the balls to drive ~70 in a settlement where it can actually be dangerous, but outside city limits you don't want to drive 90 even though in most places you can easily and safely go over 110.

Everyone who uses hid lights, especially bro truckers. They really need to outlaw that shit

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>>15891292
Yup. I definitely would want to race if I rolled up at a stop light.

Think you can beat my hoopty single cam?

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>Cyclists
>Ever

>>15884492
Special snowflakes are worse. Trannies keep to themselves, snowflakes want YOU to change for their emotional wants (not needs, as they would try to get you to believe).

>>15886242
pls fuck me

>>15888896
>>>15888812
>>downshift before coming to a stop
>>"SLOW DOWN!"

Oh fuck, that triggers me so bad. My mom would do that when i was younger.
>Highway
>Quickly speed up to 80kmh, lots of engine noise cause 4 cylinder (quickly because i wanted to get up to speed to enable cruise)
>Get the "the speed limit is 80 here you know..."

No shit, that's what I'm at.

10 years later and that still bugs me.

>>15891952
At least you don't have to ride with my parents.
>5 or so below the speed limit because I know they're antsy
>"Anon, slow down, I'm not comfortable!"
>Yeah, no. Cars are already blazing past me since when traffic is clear you pull the speed limit in the slow lane here
>Flick on cruise control, now traveling the exact same speed as before but with my foot off the gas
>Several seconds pass
>"Thank you."

And God forbid I ever have to accelerate up a hill. Any engine noise starts a lecture, even when I'm clearly pacing traffic.

>>15884458
/o/

>>15884458
>>15884458
My very first highway experience was driving to pick up my father's friend at the airport at 10:30PM. Some middle-aged dude with a black Harley and black leather jacket is stuck on the side of the road just kind of hanging out too close to the line. This was in a merging lane.

I was pretty afraid of highway driving after that.

old people driving cars

>>15889629
That's why you buy 3 sets and put them all over the bike

Maximum visiblity

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>>15886181
My fucking face when this kind of bullshit happens.
I have a 2.5 hour up and down(another 2.5) commute once a week.
I have a v8 mustang. If someone appears in your mirror that means they are driving faster than you, get the fuck over.
If someone appears in front of you that means you are driving faster than them and they need to get the fuck over.
It's not hard.
Also why the fuck don't people use cruise control it boggles the mind. You get better gas mileage and don't have to fuck around with the pedal.

>>15887569
That was his point, my illiterate friend.

>>15890463
Don't be retarded, it's not worth the delay if you ram your shitbox into them

>>15889786
>Wave him up to your window
>Tell him his lights are bright as fuck
>Ask him to either pass you, or turn them off

>>15890712
Yeah m8 just floor it next time someone races you. Everyone will have fun. I do it in my POS 87 4runner. People pass me accelerating normally.

>>15892068
Maybe because they don't have cruise control, or it doesn't work. The only cars I drive with it are my mom's 06 grand marquis (cruise control doesn't work) and my bro in law's 12 superduty. And in the superduty I'm always pulling something so I don't use it anyways.

>>15891502
I wish. It seems like they have a lot of cool meetups.
I live in some suburbs about an hour away from Dallas.
>>15891572
Thanks man, I appreciate that.
>>15891931
To be honest, I don't think I could. :^)

>there's a police car driving in traffic
>everyone that can see them instantly slows to like 20 under the speed limit for no reason so they don't get a ticket

bonus points for if you can tell the police officer is visible pissed off at how slow traffic is going.

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>>15884458
>Park my nice clean car in car garage at mall to go shopping
>Come back, see hand/finger prints around door handle
>Greasy faceprint on tinted window from someone trying to look inside
>Lucky they didn't break my windows to look for stuff to steal
>Instead of porch monkeys, we have parking garage monkeys continually going thru looking for stuff to boost
>Welcome to america

>>15888864
>No clue what was happening there
He was distracted while driving. When you passed him, it reminded him he was being an ass on the road. He accelerated to get where he was going to but since he was embarassed, he speeded away from you.

I did the same before.

>>15884458
>there's a fucking sidewalk right next to him
>puts his hands in the air like "what are you doing?"
Fucking dumbass.

>live on cul de sac
>change oil and doing shit on my 250f during middle of afternoon
>fire it up for 30 secs give it no more than 3 revs
>faggot harleyfag next door walks over and tells me my bikes too loud and i shouldn't be starting it
>faggot's harley is 20x louder and shakes my windows when ever he rides it

Why are harleyfags always so fucking obnoxious? Is it just jealousy because they know they have shit skills and ride the worst bikes in the world and so they have to overcompensate and act like hardasses?

>>15890637

Is doggo ok?

>600 ft of double left turn lane
>lady in front of me starts braking in lane 50 yards before it starts

>park muh big diesel truck on the street
>faggot ass hybrids always park 2 fucking inches from my bumper
>why

I'm not even in a big city, there's plenty of parking for everyone. No reason for it. Fucking passive aggressive hippie shits.

>>15888006
I'M GIVING U A NIGHT CALL

>>15890347
At least you can talk!

>live near a long wide road
>it attracts a bunch of loud car faggots and motorbikes
>all going over the 30mph speed limit

Why can't they just all crash and burst into flames I seriously hate these cunts

>>15886242
Upboated

>>15888864
I do that kind of pull sometimes because it's fun as shit.never around people as to impede traffic, though

>>15884655
I do it because it's more orderly, it's not out of control and flapping around, the wall keeps it nicely tucked. If I'm on a toilet with the tp facing the wrong way I just switch it around though, I don't get mad.

>>15888905
but if they key it you have an excuse to beat the crap out of them

>>15886242
I agree with all of these except the rain. When you live in the desert like me rain is a rare treat

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>>15891867
>settlement
wtf are you talking about?

>>15894445
Man I wrote that at 8am on the bus, it was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Basically the smaller urban areas where all of the houses and the few non-housing objects are clustered around the main road. It's not a town, but it's not a village either.

>>15884458

When you turn on your turn signal and the car see's it and speeds up to close the gap.

Also

Two cars driving side by side under the speed limit as a huge row of traffic builds up behind them.

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Most of my fury comes from people not realizing that you don't need to drive in a hurry all the time but you can damn certainly drive well and stop wasting time.

>dudes who signal their turns as they're making them and not a second before

>pedestrians walking on the road
>next to a fucking sidewalk

>speed limits 40-50
>two lane road
>two cars side by side matching each other at 30
>sometimes this happens on a fucking 3 lane highway
>thanks for the Great Wall of Jackass

>cops pulled somebody over and sirens are on
>literally nothing is happening
>dudes rubbernecking and the back up is half a mile long

>rush hour traffic begins two hours early on Friday
>does everybody in the state sneak out of work early?

>all highway traffic goes 10-20 mph slower because of a bridge.
>not a lot of merging traffic
>nothing unusual
>the bridge doesn't have tolls or occasionally open or anything, it's just a flat surface over water
>literally a straight line with no change to anything except the view
>GOTTA SLOW THE FUCK DOWN HOLY SHIT A BRIDGE

idgi is there a fucking superstition or something, is the bridge fucking haunted, it's this giant stone structure that's part of the highway itself and not even a mile long

>>15895028
Might be icy in the summer bro, look at that sign

>>15884458
Someone keyed the passenger side of my car last night for no discernible reason. It's an old and beat up car but still, who just goes and scratches other people's cars at random

>>15884458
>honking
Never seen it stop a crash, only to be an asshole.

>No turn signals

>excessive (more than 10 mph over the speed limit) speeding
I often see it done by women in SUV's with kids in the back. Fuck you for endangering children you cunts.

>going too slow
Now I understand if there's a lot of traffic in your lane or something. But when an asshole in the left lane on the freeway decided they need to match speed with the semi in the right going 65, then fuck you.

When you're driving nearly 20 over and someone still passes you going dangerously fast.

>i like to scare them with my blinker and get over right behind them
>fuckers still going way too fast to half ass brake check me before deciding to speed again

>>15895488
Niggers

>>15895488
Perhaps you just don't realize that you are a completely unlikable asshole to someone.

>>15895028
>cops pulled somebody over and sirens are on
>literally nothing is happening
>dudes rubbernecking and the back up is half a mile long

That's why our local freeway cops don't pull people over unless there is either scanty traffic or the driver is speeding far too much. Giving a ticket at the side of the road causes a traffic jam.

>>15892660
Every time I see this I always get in the inevitably open lane and go 5 over passing the officer

Haven't been pulled over for it yet
Probably because I drive an old ford pickup and they don't seem me worthy of pulling over if they are dicks about it

>>15893913
That's your own damn fault lmao.

>>15890720
Similar story
>waiting to turn left, get the opportunity and turn
>guy behind me honking all the way through the turn
>guy passes me on a double yellow, then fucking guns it down the wrong side of the road for ~1/4 mile
>is going at least 80 before returning to the right side of the road
>the speed limit on that street is 25.

>>15888644
>>15891938
Sorry no gay

>>15888850
Idk how

>>15889593
Great minds think alike

>>15894080
XDD

>>15894136
Ah. Well I can see that. But still to me it's like 'just fucking rain if you're gonna rain, weather, or fuck off'

>>15886242
>hates special snowflakes
>is one

>>15897603
Where did I imply that fuccboi

>Ride any motorcycle with plastic bodywork
>HEY BRO WANNA RACE MY...
>DODGE DART?

>>15890720
>Be driving with the sticker of shame.
>To my right there is the exit of a large parking lot, that has people coming out of it constantly.
>I need to turn left into a street.
>There is an entire line of cars that are blocking the street because of opposing traffic.
>Naturally I wait until the street is clear and there is an opening.
>People keep coming from the parking lot, I can't do anything about that.
>Some soccermom is behind me honking her horn several times, because I'm standing still, with my indicator on, and letting these people exiting t he parking lot pass, seeing as I can't fucking drive into other cars.
>Still honks several times, holds it, see her going crazy in rear view.
>I have my windows open when I drive because that's what I do so I yell at her that I can't fucking go in there.
>Cuntnugget still keeps honking like a duck at a rave.
>Is absolutely unable to notice my indicator and look a few metres further to obviously see that I cannot enter that fucking street.
>Just keeps smashing and holding the horn as if it would suddenly ejaculate alimony.
>I don't think you fucking understand why sometimes, road rage is completely fucking justified, because this kind of shit, these fucking retards who have been driving for years and are unable to look in front of them, will not learn anything until you brutally torture them with power tools in public.

Mere words cannot describe my hatred for soccer moms.

>>15891867
Fuck off Preston, now is not the time.

>>15892068
people just dont understand how to use them. I've had to instruct every girlfriend i've ever had about the cruise control because they never touched it

>plastic panel under steering wheel held by screws and hooks
>screw recently started loosening
>mfw feel screw fall on foot while driving
>mfw hear that stupid fucking panel pop open and rest on my knee

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>people jogging on the road instead of the fucking sidewalk or the grass on the side if the road

>people who ride their fucking pushbike down country roads that do not have an emergency lane
I have to go on to the wrong side of the road around blind fucking corners because of these arse holes, that or slow to 10km/h then wait for a straight like wtf are they thinking?
what if a B double comes around the corner will they just sit in the middle of the road for that too?

>>15884458
Gays

>>15884458
people who take their expensive luxury cars through automated car washes

people who don't wash their luxury cars

>>15884507
are wheels pushed out to the arches counted as stance? because I dont mind that.

Cambering your wheels is fucking stupid though.

People who title their craigslist with meaningless titles and don't put a location.

CL > citytown > auto parts by owner

Parts!

>driving along
>car in front of me
>car speeds past me and slots into my lane between me and the car in front of me to make a turn
>look behind me and see there's no cars behind me

Why?

Zionist Jews

>>15884458
>Fat fucks that try to sandwich between my truck and someone else's car, bending my mirror the other way.

>>15884548
Stupid cunts that post .gif that aren't animated in any way at all!

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>>15884507
Your wheelgap is showing

>>15898559
Are you disappointed that a minion gif doesn't work?

>>15898491
Camber is shit if it's without purpose (racing/drifting)
People not using their fucking turn signals. People that stop at green lights unexpectedly

>>15898576
I am.... im sitting here in my driveway, just finished work, and i thought "gee i might troll some msg boards" find that image and wasted a good 30 seconds waiting for it to move.

>>15898584
looks like the troller got trolled :^)

>>15898585
>tips fedora

>>15887135
>Traffic lights on a timer system
I hate this so much
>here I am sitting in a line of traffic, 50-60 cars, waiting for a green light while absolutely nobody is using the perpendicular lanes of the intersection
Even worse is when there's a traffic light on a major road for the entrance to a gated development. Yeah sure, stop hundreds of cars every few minutes so one guy can get out. Put a flashing red on it and let him wait for a break in the traffic for fuck's sake

>>15887095
if there's a line of ten cars moving slowly in the left lane and im in the left lane, i would move over to the right lane.

>>15898580
yeah agreed, if you pout anything more than a few degrees on your wheels for a track car, you're a fucking faggot and everyone knows it. you're not breaking necks, people are just double checking to see if someone could be so retarded with their wheels

>>15887143
this.

>>15895737
>honking
If someone is an idiot/asshole, I'm going to honk at them. Not to be a dick, just to make sure they aren't oblivious. It's like a child, if the parents never stop them from being an entitled piece of shit, they'll keep doing it. If you don't honk at people who drive dangerously, they'll probably not even know how close they were.

>>15887135
Why the hate for timed stoplights?
Where I live they are all timed...

>>15898916
>>15898783
>>here I am sitting in a line of traffic, 50-60 cars, waiting for a green light while absolutely nobody is using the perpendicular lanes of the intersection

>>15895737
>honking

i've seen it wake people up at stoplights, ususally if they're texting

but there's this one intersection where the green turn arrow is less than obvious, and people aren't aware that you can go right on red. you can honk all they want, but they're still going to think that turning would break an imaginary law that they hold in their minds on the level of fucking jesus.

>honk at person who doesn't know they can turn
>they turn out their window and start yelling like i asked them to go 100mph through an active school zone

>>15891470
totally not. I just bought some cheap halogen turn signals though so hopefully they will be more visible than the LEDs, and flash at the correct rate.

>>15892042
I don't want any more wire clusterfucks.

>>15895737
>>honking
>Never seen it stop a crash, only to be an asshole.
It's because nobody uses their horn properly. You're supposed to honk when you notice someone's "body language" indicates they're about to pull out in front of you or some shit (like when you see someone creeping out of an intersection and not noticing you're coming). The idea is to get their attention and make yourself known before they do anything. Most people won't honk until they're already on course for a crash.

>>15898901
also this

>>15895737
>speeding by 10mph is dangerous
>going too slow
you're a pompous cunt

>>15898922
Guess I'm too used to it to even care anymore.

>>15898470
even worse. There was a semi truck parked to unload on a blind corner on a 55mph corner on some country road on my way to school one day. There was a quarter mile of straight on each side but he fucking parked right on the entrance to the turn so I literally had no choice but to risk a head on collision with a speeding car to go anywhere, or sit and wait indefinitely.

Is this a good reason to have CDL revoked?

>>15892068
Cruise control in my car gets about 3 mpg less than if i control the pedals.

>>15889078
Oh, it's you

>>15884458
When I'm riding with other people one of the things I like to do is watch the other drivers on the road. Yes it's creepy and weird but I don't give a fuck. The younger ones almost always are looking down at their phone periodically. I have to share the road with these people, rolling down the street in 3,000-4,000+ lb vehicles they're supposed to be focusing on piloting and nothing else yet here they are. It's no wonder why people I know are constantly getting rear ended at stops.

>>15890720
I hate people like this so much. Similar story.
>Commuting to work
>Rush hour, but I'm early because I expected rush hour traffic
>Come to left turn, people starting to stop in the middle of the road because backup
>Leave some room in the road since traffic needs to get through
>Person behind me lays on horn since my light is still green
>Just turn up music and ignore them
>Next time we get the light, they just pull up beside me at the next light and start yelling
>Roll up windows and ignore him
>He throws a drink at my car and takes a right on red when I'm going straight

Should've gotten his plate

>>15889038
To shitpost obviously

>>15888092
I accept the fact that people are stupid and ^this happens. I get over it.
I cannot accept when it happens and the idiot gets belligerent and screams at you for going the right way. Justifiable homicide

>>15889344
^so much this

>driving down 2 lane doin 80mph
>come up behind prius doing 55-60
>semi on the right but plenty of room to get over and pass this eco-sjw
>fuck that why should I have to pass him
>tailgate the eco warrior
>cherries from state trooper come on behind me
>thinking Im fucked for speeding and tailgating I get over to the right
>trooper passes me
>pulls over eco-warrior and gives him a ticket for going too slow in the left lane

I love Indiana's new law

>riding motorcycle
>pass a giant lifted brotruck/giant SUV/gas guzzling people mover
>only the driver inside
gets me going every damn time

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>someone pulls onto the road ahead of you
>they take so long to speed up to the limit you have to slow down

>>15892068
why would I want my car to do the driving for me?

>>15898922
>1 minute long greenlight meant for clearing traffic at 7 in the morning and 6 in the afternoon
>holds the same pattern at 2 in the morning

just no cop no stop my shit up senpai

>>15900311
I do wish motorcycles were more idiot friendly. They'd do wonderful things for traffic and the environment if more people were on them.

>>15900413
I love the looks on peoples' faces when I tell them I pay $6 to go 240 miles

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>>15898470
I know your pain, thanks to new laws here every cyclist acts like they're in the city now.

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>>15888911
>someone on /o/ owns a Twingo
POST BAGET ON BONNIT NAO

>>15890603
W H A T C A R DO YOU DRIVE

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>>15900449
Used to.

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>>15900478
it looks happy to be alive

>>15888069
yes

>>15900478
pewnie robiłeś zrywy pod lidem skurwysynie XD

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>>15900530
No robiłem

>>15884458
It would be nice if cars had infrared sensors to detect the presence of human-like objects

>>15900554
radzi sobie z audicami nais
jaka waga?

>>15884458
I've been there
>Driving at 3AM
>Have to brake sharply to avoid pedestrian
>Black guy in a black hoodie and dark grey sweatpants, crossing a road with no lights not at a crosswalk
Christ at least try to avoid getting hit yourself

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>>15900565
830kg w dowodzie, 1.2 55hp. 14.5s 0-100kmh lol
Ale niestety nowi własciciele byli niedojebani i rozpieprzyli.

>>15893386
I can confirm this.

>Driving down a long country road in a place I'm not familiar with
>Alone on road, No music, start thinking to myself and sort of wander in my head.
>Don't notice stop sign at a 4 way until it was maybe 50 feet in front of me.
>Slam on brakes.
>It was very noticeable I almost ran a stopsign
>F-150 that pulled up after I did saw everything
>Get embarrassed
>Turn and the F-150 is behind me now
>Speed up to make distance
>Drive like I need to piss or something to further increase distance from the F-150

>>15898437
this.

>>15898521
This happens way too often.

>People who turn into the wrong lane
>Make your fucking turn, and THEN lane change. It isn't hard. I should be able to turn right onto a two-lane road without worries, but instead I have to wait because I know one of you fuckheads is going to turn wide into the right lane and hit me
>People who cruise through parking lots at like 50km/h
You're in a place full of pedestrians and cara moving in all directions, what's your deal? Slow the fuck down
>Biker squids who ride like assholes
I ride a bike too. If you get in a crash, YOU will be the one who gets totally fucking destroyed. YOU should be the one trying hardest to be safe and avoid accidents at all costs, not cutting right in front of cars and erratically weaving through traffic in cargo shorts trying to be the ghost rider

>>15899088
Its fucking bullshit.

Maybe it works better for autotragic, just seems really silly to me that in theory it should be better.

>>15891292
No wonder you dont wanna race, that shit slow AF

>>15894849
...suburb?

>>15895737
I used to live with a fuccboi who would break random cars mirrors in a drunken rage if he didnt get laid at parties.

How about people who get mad about what you do to your own property? Get the fuck over yourself, it doesn't belong to you.

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>>15900337
Every. Single. Morning.
This happened this morning.

>leave an hour before work starts
>40 minute average commute time on a good day
>Country roads with a lot of turns, two lanes, and deep culverts boarding rivers or farms.
>lots of people use it to commute, but there is always that one fucking person.
>turns into lane
>ample time to get into the lane and definitely enough time to accelerate
>catching up
>....catching up
>.......take foot off the accelerator
>........braking now
>they brake as if they just took the wrong turn and they dont know if they should stop and turn or continue straight
>proceeds to continue straight but at 30 in a 50
>2 minutes late every other day

>>15892068
People who are not good at driving need to use it. Other people, like me, agree with how lanes work.

I don't use it because it eats more gas than just feathering the pedal, at least for my car. However, I still concede lane when someone is coming up on me and going faster.

>>15886225
sounds like it was pretty surreal

>>15892660
>mfw police speed the most and drive the most aggressively
I think everyone stopped caring about speeding when they see the CHP blast down the freeway at 90 miles per hour.

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>fucks who don't know how roundabouts work
>fucks that don't yield to vehicles already in the roundabout
>fucks who get mad at people already in the roundabout when they don't yield to their dumb asses entering the roundabout
I've gotten into the habit of turning on my headlights and fog lights as soon as I enter the roundabout on my morning commute because otherwise I'm apparently invisible.

>get tailgated to work and yelled at in the parking lot by an amputee boomer because I 'startled' him when he was entering the roundabout
At least he mellowed out when I asked him if he knew how a roundabout works a few times, I don't know what the fuck I would've done if I got attacked by a crippled boomer in front of my place of business.

>>15888087
Idk why but I laughed

>>15888937
>Finnish meal

>>15884644
>>15884655
I've heard if you have a cat or small child it makes it less likely for them to unroll the entire thing just because.

But then of course it doesn't make your situation any better since you're a cat owner.

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>Be driving along, minding my own business
>Car in distance in opposite lane
>As car approaches, car slowly swerves into my lane
>Mini heart attack
>Last second, driver veers back into his/her lane
>Look over while giving finger
>They are texting

>>15887154
You talking about a multiple-lane roundabout?

Had to use one of those for the first time in my life last month, I honestly had no clue how the fuck to handle it. I never in my life got taught what to do in that situation.

Drive a nice mustang. people automatically want to race, lol is this why i bought a stang for???

>>15898901
>>15898928
I don't see that. I've only seen people honk just before they hit someone or when they're being a raging ass like the soccer mom in >>15898392

>>15899067
So you see nothing wrong with someone endangering the lives of their children and you enjoy driving 10 under the speed limit? Alright.

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>Waiting at light on steepest hill in my area
>Person behind me nearly making contact with my bumper

I know you can't just tell if a car is manual or not, but how fucking hard is it to leave a few feet since, you know, they do still exist over here.

>>15888106
Tfw I went to McDonalds and got a large coffee and asked or a dozen cream and there was no hesitation.

Honeslty I think getting a large cup of just cream is cheaper than the grocery store

>>15901203
that's when you use the e-brake, honestly
especially if it's a guy in a guy ferrari and you REALLY don't want to even breathe on his bumper

I was driving down the interstate today and an old guy in a white car got really close to my truck. It sounded like something hit, but I didn't feel anything and the other guy continued doing what he was doing. Then a few minutes later he sped off at like 20 over. No marks on my truck anywhere.

>>15891292
OOH I see why they wanna race, your car looks like it's got power. I like the body, not a big fan of the color tho

>Driving a hybrid with an ache for gofast
Go ahead, kill me

>>15901247
This. I don't use it very often but have in the past. One time I was in stop and go traffic facing up a steep hill. The guy behind me kept creeping so close to my bumper every time we would move making me use my e-brake. I ended up getting out of the car, walking up to his window and kindly asked him to keep a little bit more distance so I don't roll into him by accident.

>My merge lane is ending
>Better fucking rocket to the absolute very end of it and recklessly veer over
>God forbid I have like 5 more cars in front of me, I'm such an important person

>>15884458
>onna cuntry road
>rounding gravel road
>suddenly!
>Blackfrican in all black on a bike pedaling at me in ptich black
>Slam on brakes and truck goes sideways
>Windows down can hear him shout "AYY MANG"
>I never looked back or turned around
You have to be some kind of stupid or suicidal to do that, no reflectors, no riding lights. That is the definition of asking for it.

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>>15900583
NAAAWWWWWWOOOOHHH
TWENGOH

>>15884458

people who bicycle on the road.

>>15900812
>Roundabouts
What're they like, Bonger? Around these parts we only have bitsy ones used for speed control.

>>15901008
It is and you know it.

>>15900428
So I am a cyclist and I don't understand why anyone would want to be in that position even when it is legal. In the rain in dim conditions on a road begging for people to floor it? No thanks. I mean, he's at least got some hi vis on, but I still apologize on his behalf.

>>15888245
What fuck walks in the road though there is a sidewalk, I didn't know robots walked in road

>>15890698
They literally throw shit at you fuck off there is nothing friendly

>>15884458
>Behind car in passing lane
>Another car in driving lane going same speed but far enough ahead of blocking car to overtake blocking car
>change lanes and begin to overtake
>rear bumper about to pass blocking cars front bumper
>blocking car accelerates, prevents overtake
>get back behind blocking car to overtake now slower car in driving lane
>blocking car rear bumper about to pass front bumper of now slower car
>blocker slows down to same speed
>both cars continue to almost pass eachother

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Not exactly a pet peeve nor am i mad but people who do some form of acknoledgment or whatever because we have the same car

>driving in my maxima
>guy in a maxima gives me a peace sign
>didnt react in time
>feel bad because i problaby crushed someones hopes to connect with other people with maximas

Didnt even know this was a thing for maximas. I mean i know the na miata has their headlight greetings and jeeps have the jeep wave but i didnt know about a maxima peace sign.

It was this model by the way

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>waiting at a stop sign to turn left at an intersection
>road is one lane only but there's room for a car on the right
>womyn tries to squeeze by me on the right
>I move up an inch because I can't see shit
>womyn throws hissy fit and honks at me because she can't see so she can make her stupid turn
>turn my head right and flip her off

>going straight on a two lane road with turn lanes that end well before the intersection
>traffic ahead of me, so I wait my turn like any sane person would do
>assholes try to get around traffic by speeding through these lanes only to realize they're in a turn lane
>pretend to ignore them while they flail around in their seats trying to get me to move

>>15901910
>>15888245

Hey, wait a second, I know that bridge!

http://stonearchbridge.com/

Been on it many times. It's a pedestrian bridge, so walking down the middle would make sense.

This happened to my dad

>Stopped at red light
>Hear sirens of firetruck
>Light goes green but nobody moves to let firetruck move through
>Everyone is patiently waiting except this one cunt behind my dad
>She lays on the horn, he sees in the rearview she is freaking out and expecting him to drive out and drive into the side of a firetruck
>My dad gets out and asks her if she doesn't see or hear the fucking firetruck
>she rolls up her windows and doesn't say or do anything

People are fucked

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>casually overtake someone with reasonable distance
>suddenly they speed up and cut me off
>they start brake checking me
>slow down and let them fuck off
this has happened few times

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>>15902597
>getting out of your car in the middle of traffic

>>15902642
99% of times these people are fucking around with their phones or do something else not related to driving.

>>15884458
people who call trump racist and wont listen to reason

>>15884458
rolling forwards inch by inch at the traffic lights until they realize they've gone too far and are now halfway through the fucking intersection for another 30 sec

>>15902646
I guess you're just a cuck then

>>15898470
>I have to go on to the wrong side of the road around blind fucking corners because of these arse holes
don't, you will crash into a lorry at some point.

>see coworker at gas station
>he opens his car door into the adjacent car
>why did you do that man?
>well it's okay i was just resting it on there bro it doesn't fuck up the paint i promise

just blows my mind that people are so arrogant

>>15902746
FUCKING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWO WEEKS AFTER BUYING MY NEW SS COMMO SOME CUNT OPENS HIS DOOR ON ME IN THE CAR PARK RIGHT NEXT TO ME AS IM ABOUT TO DRIVE OFF, GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER A DENT IN THE DOOR AND NOW I HAVE A COURT DATE

>>15902811
Hopefully everything works out for you man. The best part is how they get so defensive when they are so obviously in the wrong.

This guy did indeed open it very slowly, but all that just to rest the door on the other car. His excuse is that his doors are very long (coupe). Not a very good excuse. Compensate for your doors by parking somewhere else dude


end rant

>>15901257
Yeah dude.
I need to get it repainted anyways, there are some minor scratches on the driver side door, and the hood is rusting in the front. I have a replacement for the hood but it's a different color. Just don't know what color I should get the car painted.

>>15902846
Yeah this is a court summons because he wanted to take it to small claims, the security footage shows him being clearly in the wrong, and him throwing the first punch.

one of those meth head bogan quick to anger types

>>15902898
i love australia

>>15902901
best part is the whole thing will just waste taxpayers money and things will be resolved through insurance like normal anyway

>>15902235
Had something similar to the first situation happen to me, only I was turning in right. Some woman squeezed into the bike lane to try to turn around traffic and gave me a look when I turned around her.

I had my fucking signal on.

>>15884665
This shit right here bothers me to no end.
>Driving home from work.
>No cars around me for miles.
>Fucking retards pull out on a three lane road and get in the lane I'm in.
Everytime this shit happens I pass them no signal, as close to their side as I physically can get and then cut back in with basically no breathing room and lightly press the brake pedal to scare the fuck out of them as I speed off.
And yes, I drive a shitbox.

>>15901284
If I'm in the other lane I'll race. Or match speeds and hold the hostage, that's fun too.

>>15893724
No, it's because they never felt cool so they have to compensate by getting the loudest fucking vehicle in existence to metaphorically tell people how cool they are wherever they go.

Also I'm pretty sure they like how it tickles their asshole since they're too pussy to admit they're gay and have a man do it.

Why do you think they constantly blip the throttle at stop lights? Gotta keep them 3 inch boners at full tilt.

>>15896530
I saw a state trooper when I pulled into a small town early today. I bought some stuff at the welding shop and then went to the gas station and saw the same guy, then we ended up going to same direction. Caught up to him doing 80 and then broke out the gps and passed him at 69mph no issue... leled at the people waiting behind him, but suddenly everyone felt the need to pass.

Meh. Cops are usually cool. He could have pulled me for no front plate but I don't think any officer will because my car is already such a piece of shit that they feel bad.

>>15903749
I passed a cop doing 70 in a 45 once because my friend said my truck was slow. I drive an 87 4runner and at the time it hadn't been wrecked. He just gave me the "slow down" hand motion and kept going. Though he was driving towards the station so he may have been at the end of his shift.

>>15888812
Same shit happened to me, doing 3 under in a neighborhood at night with windows down and some cunt yells slow down.

>>15886242

Just how overweight are you and what kind of vape pen do you use?

>>15903749
Today:
>get pulled over for no front plate
>recognize the cop but don't say anything
>says he'll give me a warning
>runs plates
>figures out he gave me the same charge in the same car on the same exact part of the road a year ago
>ticket
He said he knew it was also tinted given I already have 50 charges and warnings for it and but wasn't even going to bother with that

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>people who drive in herds
>people that tailgate
>people that use bumper stickers
>people that casually drive in the left lane and continue to stay there when someone undertakes them
>people with christian fish stickers on their car
>stancefags
>jdm kids
>anyone with a fart can on their car
>the large majority of female drivers
>the large majority of black and mexican drivers
>all asian drivers
>Hillary Clinton supporters
>Snap-on charging ridiculous amounts for a tool that can be bought for half the price and the same quality from another brand
>coffee when its lukewarm
>cops that try to be sneaky when shooting radar but everyone can see them

mfw anytime any of this shit happens

>>15905318
>Vape pen
Good call, nobody uses these except faggots

>>15886242
>leaning on my fucking car
>touching my car
>shutting the door by the window
>people who go the same speed as the car beside them on the highway
>people that do literally no research into a topic but spout off bullshit like it's virtue
>people that don't turn their headlights on in inclement weather
>people that tailgate
>stancefags
>Hillary Clinton and anyone that supports her
>people that cannot grasp simple shit despite me teaching them the correct way numerous times
>Black Lives Matter retards
>that little misty rain that doesn't soak you but is just enough to piss you off
>people that don't pay fucking attention to driving
>anyone that thinks they are a special snowflake
I agree with all of this.

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>>15886242
>leaning on my fucking car

Already I'm going to have an aneurysm. Doesn't help that my in-laws are mostly fat hillbilly tier women who can't stand on their own for a few minutes.

>mfw my 200+ lb 5 ft aunt walks around and ogles my gloss black car, bouncing her hip on it as if to keep her upright
>they always wear jeans with large rivets

>>15905318
Which mouthbreather are you that I posted about

>>15902059
I've had the exact same reaction. And I'll dwell on it the entire day that I'm guilty for not acknowledging somebody with the same car.

>>15884458
niggers, jews, liberals, college students, myself

>>15884458
>dreaming in the middle of the night last night
>walking through some sort of a used car lot but it's not like a sales lot
>almost like everyone selling cars on craigslist decided to meet up in a big parking lot to sell their cars
>balding guy has a beat to shit black Miata
>paint is chipped and clear coat is peeling
>no top
>has a case though so that's nice
>pay him some ungodly amount, like $4k for it without even sitting in it or hearing it run
>get in the car and crank on it
>engine turns over sluggishly a couple of times
>spins to life
>doesn't sound bad
>super excited to have a beat up Miata to thrash on and have fun without worrying about tearing it up
>suddenly wake up
>look at clock
>3:26 a.m.
>come to realization that there is no Miata
Fuck my subconscious mind for getting me pumped.

>bring car to meet
>everyone touching and rubbing it
>thousands of greasy fingerprints
once someone even sat on the aluminum trunk, but I was busy jacking off to an RB26DETT swap S13 and didn't notice

>>15907513

I tailgate occasionally but only people that deserve it. And I'm voting for Clinton because my IQ is above 90.

>>15900628
>I ride a bike too. If you get in a crash, YOU will be the one who gets totally fucking destroyed. YOU should be the one trying hardest to be safe and avoid accidents at all costs, not cutting right in front of cars and erratically weaving through traffic in cargo shorts trying to be the ghost ride
some people just don't give a fuck.

>>15900812
you should be using your headlights in the morning anyway

>>15908005
I thoroughly enjoyed that you owned up to being a mouthbreather.

>I tailgate occasionally but only people that deserve it.
So you're putting yourself in a position to eat their rear end, which will put you at fault for the accident, which will only end up costing you more money.

>And I'm voting for Clinton
Why? Because the Don said some mean things? Lol. Reminder that Killary will sell each and every American out for a few quick bucks.

>because my IQ is above 90.
Yeah I can tell it is, buddy

>Funeral processions.
Fuck off with that bullshit someone died and now you get special rights on the road? Doesn't make sense at all. At an intersection I understand it a little bit because you have a large group of cars you don't want to split up, fine. But people stop in the middle of a fucking highway because there is a funeral procession going the opposite direction. Stop that. You're blocking dozens of other people and not helping anyone.

>>15886225
10 years of living in montreal taught me that if you are nice to welfares, they have your back 140% in return.

Just saying hi, doing a little thing for them, and they watch your house when you are gone, get make sure you mail doesn't get stolen, generally keep an eye out for you since they don't do much.

Sometimes a little goes a long way. These people don't have easy lives.

kek sorry for the lecture

>>15891292
bro that car looks good, shame about a carved 250 though that shit is slow

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Traffic lights on interstates/highways/freeways make me want to commit violent acts.

>>15909158
>this one shithole town in my state has a stoplight on a freeway
>have to sit in traffic for half an hour while it holds people up

Just build an overpass like every other rest stop you fucks.

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>>15909044
I have a bigger motor to put in it, but I'm wanting to keep it all original.
I might pick up an old Comet or Falcon and put a 305 or 351 in it. I have experience in doing that sort of stuff, and I have some V8's lying around.
>Pic related. A 1970 Comet that I put a 351 Cleveland in a few months ago.

>>15884665
Also
>moves out from behind you as if to overtake
>sits in the lane beside you not going any faster and effectively blocking the road

Shit. If you want to go faster than me that's fine, but you need to actually go faster than me. Move out, over take, then move back in. Don't just move out beside me doing 1mp/h more than me because you block the fucking road.

>>15893846
Just run over their toy wagons.

>>15887154
>people who are signalling to take the next exit, so I stop
>they take mine instead
FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>guy comes from my left, takes inner lane of roundabout
>i'm taking a direct right, so I go for it
>he was actually going straight ahead, i'm suddenly in the way
>stops and honks
>consider giving the finger, but apologize even though he was in the wrong
>when i park, notice the faggot texting while driving as he passes me
That shit really gets on my nerves.

Red is him, green is me, orange is where he actually went. I feel really autistic now.

>>15908758

Because I'm not a billionaire and thus don't want to pay higher taxes. You, on the other hand, are probably lower class and are about to be cucked by the Donald's tax plan for DAT TRICKLE DOWN.


And my car brakes better than just about every car on the road. I'm not worried about hitting someone.

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>>15910953
>Because I'm not a billionaire and thus don't want to pay higher taxes
Cool. So you've done quite literally zero research into each candidates tax plans.

Way to go.

Try it yourself.

http://election2016.taxpolicycenter.org/2016/03/25/voxs-new-presidential-tax-calculator/

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>>15884458
>when you ask someone about a piece fitted on their car and all they can tell you about it is "It's custom"

>>15886242
Also
>Sand in my car
>When passengers aren't courteous enough to bang the shit off their shoes before getting in
>People who touch the window with their greasy mitts
>People who attempt to smoke in my car without asking
>Anyone and everyone that does not know how to use a turn signal
>People who get mad when you tell the truth to them
>Illegal immigrants
>Refugees
>Indians and Mudslims