>be cruising around with buddy >hes driving, were in his

SHART

>>15880669
You could have given him a warning.

To be fair I would have been pissed to if i had cloth seats, but would have made you clean it up.

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>>15880669
>I accidentally shit myself a bit
Not even my 5 year old brother shits himself.

>I accidentally shit myself a bit

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>>15880669
If someone got their own shit in my seats I would kick them out too. The least you could have done was ask him to pull over, for fucks sake.
>tfw poo in loo in ur cloth

>>15880669
what the fuck you autist?
id have rubbed your grubby little nose in that shit.

>>15880669
10/010

>>15881207
This.

*holds up spork*

>>15880682
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>>15880669
>get shit on his seats
>pulls over and tells me to get the fuck out
>way over the top

That guy never had anal sex with butt juice all over the bedding. No big deal.

>>15880669
Was it leather or cloth?

>be out driving with my bro
>be in my super rare jdmtyte evo x
>so new and expensive the slaps arnt even paid for
>we are driving having a grand ol time
>we stop at taco bell and get some food
>back to the touge
>halfway up the mountain he starts moaning
>suddenly...
>splat
>he sharts all over my limited eition japenese recaros
>the doo doo runs down from the leather side bolster
>onto the suede lower seat portion
>now have permabrown stain on my gray suede seats
>kick that fucking pig right the fuck out of my car
>tell that fucker to never talk to me again

moral of story: always use chipoltaway

>>15881638
LOO

>>15880669
Abso-fucking-lutely. I'm one of them.

The only person I let ride with me in my 2002 Suburban is my friend with FASD, because sometimes her mom isn't there to pick her up from campus or to take her somewhere she wants to go.

I don't let anyone else even touch it, except for my dad when he had to change the tires when they wore out and mechanics for annual inspection.

>get a TINY amount of shit on his seats

We're you not wearing pants at all? Or boxers for that matter? That would've prevented some from getting on the dudes seat.

>>15882422
I don't get it either. You and your buddy cruise around naked? To me it sounds like that gay sex and you blew a few spokes.