>you're sitting at a traffic light and this guy compliments

>>15872778
>nervously laugh
>use my skeltal twink arm to downshift
>"y-you too"
>boost away with the wind blowing the bieber hair from my face
>"p-pigfats!!!!!!"

>>15872778
Tell him he's hot af, and he should follow me to my place. (Mostly homo)

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>>15872778
>tell him "NICE V6 MUSTANG"

>thanks, wanna fuck?

>Thanks

>>15872778
thanks lad

>>15872778
T-thanks brah
>filename
Fag

>>15872778
Headlights off means you're takin', right?

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>>15872778
>Mustang owner
>Complementing cars

Color me surprised.

>>15872778
>"hey thanks, dude, have a good one"
Maybe rev a bit before driving off

>>15872778
>Wonder why he's complimenting a 2015 Hyundai i20
>Assume he's being sarcastic
>Ignore him and wish I was on my motorcycle instead

>>15872778
>Us convertabros gotta stick together.

>>15872778
Roll coal on this faggot

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>>15872778
>hand on gear selector on an autotragic
Call him a tryhard faggot, do a 360 and drive away

>f..f..uck off chad

Ask him if he's single.

>>15872778
Hand him some glasses, I'm clearly riding a bike

>>15873027
Fags will burn in hell

>>15873061
>he honestly thinks hell is bad
>all crimes go against "god"
>can't modify a car
>can't street race
>can't drink
>can't do drugs
>can't party
enjoy your heaven, Satan is going to love me and we are going to fucking party.

>>15873066
>all crimes go against "god"
>can't modify a car
>can't street race
>can't drink
>can't party
citation needed

>>15873087
fuck off, you're already shitposting your V6 cancer in other thread

>>15873066
>thinking there are cars in hell
>implying hell is anything but pure absence from God

Anon plz, we all know heaven is full of sick ass v8s and Bitches

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>>15873110
>thinking that god created all the electronics, and vehicles in the world

Every single one was an invention of war. That isn't your gods territory. That is all Satan buddy. Every little idea you ever came up with, or quick witted comment, that wasn't god. That was the apple Satan got you to eat.

All of mans creations are from Satan, not your precious God.

>>15873122
>war is a Satan thing
top kek
>there's a time for peace and a time for war
>t. God

>>15873152
>believing that a being of creation who told his creations not to eat from a tree
>who kicked them out because they did not listen
>thinks hes going to get a car in heaven

The only thing your ass is getting is your feet on some fluffy clouds and getting to spend eternity with your aunt and grandmother.

Meanwhile the rest of /o/ will be in hell working with the best engineers in history.

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>>15873110
>implying the V8s aren't in Walhalla
2/10, less than MEDIOCRE
>select all construction equipment

>>15873159
>Meanwhile the rest of /o/ will be in hell working with the best lawyers in history.
FTFY

>>15873200
>six weeks later, import laws are nullified or abolished altogether
>R34s FOR EVERYONE YAY
>two weeks after that
>discussion of the mandatory bar code tattoos as fashion, and the best place to drop off your donation to the Church of WAT

>>15872778
I drive the exact same car, so it would be funny.

>'thanks man, you too'
>drive away while crippling insecurities soak in about why I can't be as aesthetically pleasing as Nick Bateman

i like feminine penis, sorry

I say "Go fuck yourself asshole." Because I know he's making fun of me and my shit car.

/r9k/ user here, would love for chad to fuck me

>>15872778
ask him the retail on one of those
>More than you can afford, pal, ferrari
if he says this, i smoke him

>>15872778
"thanks dude, nice corvette, how much does it make?"

>>15872778
>get out of my car
>walk around to his side of the car
>bend down while moving the hair off my face
>kiss him
>run back to my car and drive off because I'm embarrassed

Well thats the first time someone compliments my hondu fit, ill think that its sarcasm

>>15872778
"Thanks, bro"

I expect compliments to my 1993 Buick century. It's perfection and everyone knows it already.

>>15872778
I don't notice at all because Roll With It by Steve Winwood came up on shuffle and my stereo's cranked to max

>>15872778
tell him to get glasses, im clearly on a motorbike.

>>15872778
>faggot
>driving a ford
>worst of all it's a mustang
Nothing new here.

Thanks man, I just knitted the seat covers today

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>>15872778

>thanks dude
>nice hair
>dust him when the light turns green

Thanks man, but it's slow as shit.

>>15873110
That's Valhalla you're thinking of numb nuts

>>15873999
Trips know best.

>>15872778
"Are those flowers for your gay lover? Are you the woman in the relationship or why are you driving q girl's car?"
Then drive around a corner in my miata so he can't follow me.

im not gay but id like to have a chat with him and maybe become his friend (maybe a little homo)

>>15872778
Compliment him and his car back, consider sucking his dick later.

>>15872778
"thanks senpai, you too. Love that mustang, hope to get one after the wheels fall off this car"

>>15874868
TIL fa-mborgini is filtered to gay weebshit

>>15874865
call me

Yell "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!" then drive off

>>15872778
>n-no y-you!

>whip it out and start masturbating furiously

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>>15872778

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>>15872826
Pretty much this

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>>15872778
>he thinks I'm a faggot as well because I daily a convertible

Y-You too

>>15872826
>>15872834
>>15873027
>>15873705
>>15873532
>>15873999
>>15874764
>>15874865
>>15876259
>>15876701
>they wonder why I don't go to /o/ meetups

Thanks, you too (even though it's nit a nice car)

>>15874250
Only acceptable answer

>>15877414
I doubt anybody has ever wondered that actually.

>>15872778
>poop into hand
>fling poo at him
>floor it while screaming "poo poo pee pee" at the top of my lungs

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Thank him and ask if he wants to hang out with me and my buddies from work.

I've had stranger happen. An old man in the back seat of a Buick asked me to roll the window down, then asked me if I went to school around here. I told him no, I went elsewhere. He then asked, "Do you know what karma is?"

I answered, "Yes, it's what ran over your dogma."

>>15878068
What if he tells you that you don't get to bring buddies?

>>15878196
Just tell him they're not your buddies.

>>15872778


AR YA FAKIN KIDDING ME DUUDE!!

(i drive a blue Ford Focus MK1 Station Wagon)

>>15878272
MK1 focus best focus
also feel free to post pics of it to >>15860966

Say thanks man and compliment his car. no sense in letting your insecurities make you bitter. In fact you should always pal around with people better than you. this way you will become better

>>15878201
A lot of loyalty for some hired buddies

>>15878389
Or perhaps they're wondering why you would compliment a shitbox, before leaving in a burnout and laughing hysterically.

>>15878422
No one cared who I was til I floored my sleeper.

>>15878459
If I pulled that base model badge off, will it die?

>>15878489
f-for y-you!

Thanks dude, wanna follow me home and fuck me in the ass?

>>15872778
>you're a big guy

>>15872826
Hot

>>15872831
best post here

>>15880709
>samefagging

>>15872778
>ride a bike
what are you blind or something m8?

>>15878516
This

ask him to get his eyes checked

>>15880735
>implying samefag

>>15878535
for you