Jeremy Clarkson's daughter wrote this article and boy does she sound assblasted.
http://prettynormalme.com/news/2016/9/20/finally-a-car-just-for-ladies-im-so-excited-ive-dropped-my-tampons
Women have no value.
Volvo already tried this and it didn't work out very well for them.
>>15856660
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it seems.
>>15856660
When did women start buying their own car with their own money, let alone a new car? Seems like a shitty marketing attempt to me.
>>15856660
>Jeremy has passed his redpill knowledge onto his daughter
What a legend
>>15856694
>against brexit
>redpill
>>15856703
good lad.
>>15856660
The previous gen of the vw beetle had a Fucking flower vase built in. How much worse could this be?
>>15856703
>said he was "against" brexit
>while working for bbc
get a load of this guy
>>15856660
The shifter is replaced with a dildo?
The seats have a blood hole?
Would you, /o/? Note: This is one of her better photos. Her face is forehead central, also she has down-turned eyes.
>>15856800
Nah. Not my cup of tea.
>>15856660
What exactly makes it a car for women?
Is it crashproof?
Doesn't the VW Beetle already exist?
>>15856660
Mitsubishi Eclipse already treaded these grounds
>>15856660
It says it all that after reading the entire article, I've no idea what SEAT have actually built. What DOES this car actually feature? What makes it different? No idea.
>>15856660
But there has been a car designed specifically for women for years now. I think they called it a Mustang or something.
>>15856716
>saying he was against brexit a year after being sacked by the bbc
>>15856800
yes because she seems to know about cars and banter
>>15856873
Camaro master race
read what she fucking wrote cunts, she's taking the piss out of the idea of a "lady car"
based
but Audi already made a car just for women, the TT
Daily reminder that Mustang was conceived as a ladies car
>>15856690
most cars are marketed towards women. middle aged women on average make the biggest purchasing decisions so it makes sense that car ads focus on reliability, practicality and safety
pic related is an exception
>>15857040
Middle aged women have to be the worst demographic. I don't understand why guys let them make car related decisions. They go off emotion for everything.
>>15856660
If it's not satire SJWs are going to have a seizure.
>isn'ttttt
>rejoiceeeeeee
Does anyone else butcher these words even further after they're spelttttt like this?
>>15857101
>don't leg them make a decision
>opress them and have to live with their emotions
I'm hoping to buy all the cool vehicles I can while I'm single. (Probably won't happen, but it's definitely worth an attempt.)
>>15857195
*let
>>15856660
She can top my gear any time she wants
I'd give her the grand tour of my lower regions
>>15857195
>tfw you have a qt mudslime wifey that takes your every command
You fucking retards goatfuckers are the exact opposite of white bitches
They actually listen to you and do anything you want
Fucking love those isis fucks for their women
>>15856800
Yes. I would a Clarkson. Give her sticky cummies and cook her dad tendies.
>>15857195
I'm just happy my fiance doesn't give a shit about cars. She is happy with her 03 forester. One of my friends isn't allowed to buy the diesel truck he wants because it's "too old" according to his fiance. Id tell her to fuck right off.
>>15856866
I think the point of the article is that Seat/Cosmo are advertising insultingly trivial changes to the car as something that women should be orgasming about.
>>15857101
and we "car guys" go off emotion
>that AE86 some anon paid $$$ for
or benchracing. that's bad too
>>15856660
>"Thankfully, SEAT and Cosmo have worked out that the plight of women everywhere is that we are lacking freedom"
Is this entire article bants? It almost looks like something her dad would write.
>>15857272
There's worse in this category.
>>15857230
>anon, that's a new lap record!
>>15857300
Is that a dildo or a vape?
Trying to figure out what agenda the article is trying to push.
I don't really get it, but why do women always get so assblasted about everything?
It seemed pretty satirical. Or is she really that air headed?
>>15857234
It's more of a problem for people who are married and have kids though. (I was just saying what my married friends say teebeeäitch.)
>legal shit if you tell wymyn to fuck off
>statistically ruining the kid(')s(') life
>BUT IT'S GOT A VTEC BRO
And/or they're just stupid and share bank accounts with someone.
>>15856800
> Clarkson as father in law
I'm going to lose sleep imagining this
>>15857408
It's so obvious she's making fun of it it's painful.
I'm pretty sure everything made since 2000 has been made just for women. 1980-2000 was the unisex period
>>15857608
I mean I'm just tryin to figure from what standpoint is she coming from
What exactly offends her and for what reason?
Cause damn, she mad
>>15856660
the mustang was designed with women in mind and I know more women than men with mustangs
Arent most cars already aimed at woman? Like SUV's, crossovers and hatchbacks like the ford fiesta for example?
>>15857391
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
>>15857391
Looks like cosmetics.
>>15856965
>>15857765
Pretty sure it was designed for everyone.
>>15856965
To be more specific, secretary's and housewives.
And the corvette was direct competition for the Thunderbird.
Shit changes, get over it.
>>15857624
She's obviously being cynical, not actually mad.
>>15856678
Dodge already did this and it didn't work out well for them.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_La_Femme
>>15857887
The corvette came first and it was a direct attack on European sports cars. The thunderbird never knew what the fuck it was.
>>15856660
So she's a young white feminist SJW cunt. Shocker.
Don't fuck feminists and don't donate sperm. The only way to kill them is to let them kill themselves without replacement.
>>15859396
Its satire you dumb cunt.
She's mocking the idea of a car marketed specifically for women
>>15856678
>>15858011
The bottom line is that women defer to men in most car purchases, of course any man with common sense wouldn't tell to buy something with frivolous bullshit built into it.
>>15859446
Yes mr.dumbass because all men make sensible car purchases. All of them
>>15856660
>She used queue and not cue
Haha, Brits!
>>15856800
>getting clarkson as a father in law
This is all I need to think about, the fact that she is a qt is icing on the cake.
>>15856885
Nice try fonzie
>>15856660
trying way too hard
type properly you stupid millenial fuck