>your dad buys you an Alfa Romeo 147
>majestic car, fell in love with it
>can't drive it because I still need a couple of months for my licences
>my cousin asks my dad if he can borrow the car for a trip (usually uses his parent's, but that week they were in vacation)
>we both agree
>the next day the police calls us
>he fell asleep while driving and fell down a cliff, destroying the car and almost killing himself
Jesus fucking Christ why
>>15849667
That's sad, I'm sorry for your Alfa
>>15849667
I like how you switched from you to my after the first line
>>15849735
That's the magic of broken English
>>15849667
He probably tried to drift it.
also:
>fwd
>>15849667
>borrowing your car to someone that isn't nuclear family
Your father is to blame.
>>15849814
It's his brother's son, we're really attached to each other, we also live in two apartments next to each other, it's like a second family to us
>>15849839
Make him your bitch and let him make you money.
Pedro, my son...there's three things you never lend.
Your car.
You peestol.
Your woman.
>>15849882
How do you even fucking borrow a woman
>>15849902
Ask Frenchmen, they do it all the time with Somalians...
>>15849902
Ask Sancho. Or Tyrone.
>>15849914
Kek
>>15849667
When I went in Italy my host family had one, driving one in Tuscany's countryside is really a pleasure, your cousin destroyed a great car
>>15849667
Its your dads fault. If he had bought you BMW, Audi, Mercedes or any other proper handling car your cousin wouldnt loose control and youd have your car. But whatever, he made you a favour.
>>15850059
>watch?v=az_Vlgy5dbM
yeah sure