>there are people who unironically drive miatas Is there a

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>tfw riding around in a Miata while typing this
Miatas are fun bruh

>>15816465
Who's the cutie in the back w/ the teal? I want one.

>>15816451
>Is there a higher bracket tier of cuck than this?
No-car bus cucks. People who drive commuters and sneer at other cars.

Miata drivers might like dick but they're content with staring at their feet and muttering something about "c...corners bro" if you ask if it's a fast car.

>>15816451
I want a roadster that embodies the original british concept, without the maintenance.

>>15816485
looks like a ford festiva

>>15816499
But... it's so pristine. Who takes care of a festiva like that? I wish someone would take care of me like that.

>>15816451
>Is there a higher bracket tier of cuck than this?
People who let their wives fuck other dudes?

>>15816451
Yes, Mini Cooper owners

>>15816545
People whose wives are impregnated in the community semen pool.

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>>15816539
I can take care of you, bby

>>15816565
> mazda has lower numbers on all categories

Holy shit when miata cucks will they ever learn

>>15816451
Assmad Fiat owners, it seems.

>>15816570
>he didn't read the summary
Fatanese - not even once

>>15816545
So Miata owners.

>>15816565
Get cancer Cuck/o/.

>>15816565
>>15816586

>he spends 19 hours a day posting benchracing charts
>he will defend the honor of his hairdresser mobile valiantly

>>15816585
Miata owners have husbands (or boyfriends depending on whether or not same-sex marriage is recognized in your country or state).

>>15816586
>wow can you get ur own name pls??
My name and trip are way better than yours. Also I like better cars

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>>15816595
kek
When will tripfaggots learn?

>>15816615
>its literally the same
Noep

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>>15816615
>he will crawl into his semen stained miata carbed bed at 4am thinking he's epically owned "Toyota cucks"
>only to repeat the same day over and over again

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http://autoib.org/og/

/o/ replacement if you don't like these cancerous threads

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>>15816628
I was actually thinking of switching too desu. Mine broke the normal name (having /o/ on the end).

At least we agree on what cars a shit

>>15816636
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>>15816647
When did 4chan turn into reddit?

>>15816656
When you showed up, busrider

>>15816656
The moment alphonse got limp from jerking off to furry porn.

>>15816661
Thanks bro. Oligarch is pretty good but also has 3 syllables. Maybe try something shorter, like Kaiser-/o/

>>15816451
>Is there a higher bracket tier of cuck than this?

People who buy base model/entry level BMW / Mercedes / Audi on finance and think they are hot shit because they drive a German car.

There's nothing pretentious about a miata.

>>15816691
That pronounciation's mine, you silly goose.

Also, can't think of an actual problem with miatas, fun, quick little things with a lot of bang for your buck. Mazda's a great company that makes likeable cars. Thread would benefit more if it was beating the old Prius dead horse.

Anyway back to my board bye

>>15816487
>they're content with staring at their feet and muttering something about "c...corners bro" if you ask if it's a fast car.
A guy came up to me once while i was filling up my miats and asked "is it very fast". I replied "it's quite fast"

It's 2020. During the day, I ride self-driving cars.

During the night, I hunt them.
._._._.

The Night has finally come.

I waited patiently. I am used to it.

No one thought of me as a threat.
After all, I only drove a Miata. It has no EcoBoost.

Taylor Swift got into her ecoboost google self-driving car. It was a tight fit because the car was so small.

Her ecoboost google car took off efficiently and drove towards her next venue.

I wielded my stickshift Miata efficiently, darting between all the google cars.

Too polite and full of defensive driving algorithms, those self-driving cars made way for me as they tried to avoid collisions. I took advantage of that.

I praised the inventors of the Miata. "Thank you for not filling the world full of EcoBoost"

After all, if the world was full of EcoBoost, I would be at a disadvantage on the road.

But the road is not only for ecoboosted cars. Those with skill are able to coax success from non-boosted cars by driving cleverly.

I often force myself to drive cleverly on the Road.

After all, I only have a Miata.

Pulling alongside Taylor Swift's self-driving google car, I noticed the model type was known to be one that refused to run over people-shaped objects.

I moved in front and pushed the button to send gas from the canisters to several blow up dolls.

They inflated immediately.

The wind picked them up and dropped then into the road in front of the google car.

True to its algorithm, Taylor Swift's google car preferred to crash the car gently into the road barrier instead of running over people in the roadway.

Take that you ecoboost Bitch!

Sure, Taylor Swift was known to go through boyfriends at a prodigious rate.

But why did she have to drop me as her boyfriend? She didn't drop me for personality or looks. The reason stung.

She dropped me as her boyfriend
when
she
found
out
I
drove
a
Miata.

>>15816451
Yeah, you

>>15816451
>Is there a higher bracket tier of cuck than this?
yes
>there are people who do things "ironically"