Itt: rate luxury brands and their drivers >Mercedes >Audi

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>>15796950
>luxury brands:
not Lincoln
not Lexus
not Acura
not Infiniti

>>15797013
you forgot Audi

>>15797034
This

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>>15796950
>Mercedes 10/10
>Papa patrician types only

>Audi
Slick techy dude

>BMW
Clssical bro

>Teenagers dream (Lambo)
6/10 chance that he speaks Russian

>Ferrari
Wealthy, taned fella in his prime

>MB
Taxi driver (yes, I'm european)

>Bently
Football player

>Porsche
Probably the most intelligent in this company (if it's a coupe tho)

>Mercedes- Expensive and shitty with the exception being the performance sections. with the main drivers being old people and douchbags. 4/10

>Audi- a nicer Volkswagen. The best German car they make. Owners are from enthusiasts to the upper class grocery getters.8/10

>Lincoln- You paid to much for a ford. Drivers are old people and the Italian mafia. 3/10

>BMW- About the same as Mercedes. They do have excellent styling but good luck keeping running. Drivers range from rich housewives to investment bankers. 6/10

>Lexus- The most reliable one on the list. Beautiful vehicles. Basically everyone could fit in the Lexus category. 9/10

>Cadillac- You paid to much for a GMC or a Chevy unless you got the ctsv. Old people. 7/10

>Jaguar- Beautiful cars but will fall the fuck apart. Old men. 4/10

>Acura- Nicer Hondas. That's about it. See Lincoln or Cadillac. +1 point for the NSX. literally everyone drives Acura. 6/10

>Infiniti- Infinity and Nissan are the Chrysler of japan. Nice cars but expect problems. Housewives. 5/10

>>15796950
Between Alfa and Caddy, is that fucking Ascari?

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>>15796950
>SSC driver
some sort of time traveler from another dimension. has seen and done more than you could ever comprehend.

>>15797162
>Slick techy dude
Spot on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2e-8FGkB4

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>>15797347

>>15796950
>Mercedes

Owner: The wife of a Chinese millionaire laundering money through real estate and cars.

The cars: Some are good looking but most scream "AHAHAA IM BETTER THAN YOU, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY PEASANT".

>Audi

Owner: Usually a guy called Dave who runs 1-2 medium sized businesses. Usually a massive asshat.

The cars: S-series look cool and sound great, but are waaaaaaay too expensive for what they are. Most also carry that air of German snobbery like Mercs do.

>Lincoln
No idea, not available where I live

>BMW

Owner: Usually a guy called James Jr. Has 3 retail properties, all under mortgage, and has a taste for fine sugar. Has a wife and son that don't love him no more.

The Car: The new Beemers are the most soul-less hunks of metal I have ever come across. Pre 2005 era Bimmer's are alright imo.

>Lexus

Owner: The wife of a hard-working upper-middle class senpai. Usually has 2-3 snotty toe-rags with her at all times. The car is used mainly for Saturday morning soccer practice runs.

The cars: Mid-range and low-range sedans are boring. Upper-range has some interesting stuff. The LFA is pure sex. Their SUV's are literally road-worthy tanks.

>Caddy

Not available where I live, but i've heard they're pretty shit and are owned exclusively by boomers.

>Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Owner: Usually older dudes who are pretty chill. Enthusiasts will let you look at their prized possession, but will never let you touch or sit in the drivers seat.

The cars: Post 2014 range are breath-takingly beautiful. F-Type is one of my dream cars. Sound great as well

>Acura

You mean Honda right?

>Infiniti

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