You were going to build a car to outrun the cops and only do

a dirtbike

/thread

A rally car with a quiet exhaust

all black turbo lambo, turn lights off, use night vision goggles.

>>15771235
or a trophy truck

>>15771242
>Lambo

Yeah, then the police look in the database for a black lamborghini.

need a sleeper.

Flying Car. You can run, but you can't glide!

>>15771252
Why are you on this board if you own a maxima?

That's like hanging out on /p/ because you own an android phone.

>>15771257
an all black turbo camry, turn lights off, use night vision goggles.

>>15771268
Where do you think we are?

>>15771214
commit the crime around 2am so its dark and lonely out, the vehicle of choice is an e36 m3 with an aftermarket supercharger blacked out and debadged with disabled tail lights. i take the chase through the backroads and take a 90 degree turn at the first intersection after i pull at likes 800 meters of distance on them.

>>15771214
supercharged AWD 3000GT making 550~ hp with license plate hider, some fancy run flats, and a few other odds and ends.

Supercharger because the easiest way to lose cops is lots of twisty turnies where a turbo won't have enough time to spool and you need the low end torque

Runflats because cops love using spikes

Probably give the car a nice 1.5 inch lift for better offroad clearance. Maybe throw an auxillary gas tank in the back for an extended chase.

Rally lights would be useful as well, for previously stated offroad purposes.

I use the 3000GT as a base because I like it, but any other AWD platform would work, like most Subies or Lancers for reference.

You're not going to flat outrun the cops, at least not in my area. You can outmaneuver them, however. Seen a few do it before.

STi with a downpipe and AccessPort.

dat 175 mph. I'm speaking from experience.

Hawkeye sti, fully built motor and all that BS.
>AWD
>easily can make 500
>handles very well
>can even do a little off roading if need be

>>15771268
there are often phone photo threads on /p/. sometimes people can still be creative with inferior tools.

>>15771261
Fuck off

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKERS! WHERE I'M GOING, I DON'T NEED ROADS!

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All right, I'll bite. I'm robbing a bank out in the rural side of a northern state.

Vehicle of choice
>pic related
>On studded snow tires

Time of year
>Mid January or early February

Operation: The Perfect Storm

I'll be waiting for the perfect storm. At this point there should be a pileup on some major interstate to help scatter the 5-0.

The local police run all season tires year round, to which you and I both know are inferior to proper snow tires.

After hitting the bank I'll be making a dash towards a few rural unplowed twisties. I'll then jump across a set of fire lanes onto a major highway that I'll follow towards a major interstate.

By the time I hit the interstate my tracks will be covered by other fellow snow travelers.

As long as I don't encounter any snowmobiles I believe I have a really good shot.

Can't speak for other states, but I know Michigan's upper peninsula isn't prepared for a high-speed pursuit in a blizzard.

Unfortunately all it'd take is one slip and I'd be done.

>>15771214
>V6 Turbo
is the interceptor just a muffled mustang then?

i'd pull a sloppy mechanics, use a poopra, throw a 75 MM turbo on it and go off.

a thousand horsepower is difficult to outrun, after a bit tic tacs are null, but knowing how to get out of a pit is good and control is good.

if you're a good driver. you cant lose after that much power in your hands.

>>15771214
Can't outrun a Motorola shitheads

>>15771214
>summer
Fast maneuverable car, either focus RS or an M series personally
>winter
Drop a supercharged LS in a small pickup (frontier or tacoma)

I mean no one buys a car to outrun cops, you've probably robbed a bank or stolen something, so room for equipment, accomplices, items is probably necessary.

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>>15771242
NVGs dont work the way you think they do lad, the ones i use in the army only cover one eye so its like looking through a cardboard tube with no depth perception

>>15771214

Big dirtbike. With multiple mufflers to quiet it down.

>>15771308
I want something that'll top a good 186 mph. A supercharged e36, no.

Put in my vote for single turbo supra mk4.

>hur you can't outrun a radio

what are emergency response times

helicopters have been outrun. drive as fast as possible and go in a very straight path.

the average police shitbox helicopter tops what, about 120-140? they ain't using jetcopters to get you

a brand new v6 impala ss got the power of drive guy impala ss. The only problem is impalas look a bit sporty now. Instead I recommend a mazda6 and not fucking up.

>>15771622
There is no new V6 Impala SS. There has only ever been 1 V6 Impala SS, 2004-2005 models which got a supercharged 3800.
And the last ever Impala SS was from 2006-2009. Those got a 5.3L LS4 V8. And granted, the new Impalas with the 3.6L V6 make as much power as that V8 did... Still less power than the Taurus SHO intercepters the cops use though.

Golf R or an M2 with a tune. V6 turbos would be hard to outrun

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SRT8 swap Grand Caravan

>>15771737
>rolls over after getting hit with a pit maneuver

>>15771448
>Or you wear PVS-7s with both eyes covered for maximum FUCK.

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heavily modded minis

A Toyota Prius with aftermarket floormats

>>15771801
those just show the same thing to both eyes, still no DP or peripheral vision

>>15771214
a twin turbo taurus police interceptor

>>15771737
That's an SRT4 swapped Caravan.

>>15771322
Post story

>>15771363
That's actually not the worst plan I've heard, I have an STi I've been thinking about lifting.. Wanna rob a bank anon?

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>>15771214
(FG X) Ford Falcon XR6T Sprint
>turbo 4.0l Barra straight six built and boosted to w0t
>two sets of plates belonging to a Ford Fusion and Taurus
>taillight kill switch

I'll make a break for Canada. From there I'll pretend to be a Mooslim for the bennies for a couple of years before amassing the wealth to smuggle myself and the Falcon back to Oz.

C6 Vette, LS3. Cammed and turbo'd to hell.

Blacked the fuck out, diffuser, giant ass wing, and night vision goggles for maximum overtroll.

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An all black R1 with no markings.

>>15771806
this makes me happy

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>>15771214
There's no roads around long enough to get faster than the cops... better off one of those boat/car hybrids like they made on top gear.

Or like a little contraption to ride your dirt bike on to that lets you hoon across the water then ride away on the opposite bank.

> pic unrelated

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>>15772108
> omg he painted his car black now we can't see him

>>15771811
GPNVG-18

>>15772116

The only acceptable anwser! I own an all white R1 no markings and I ride with absolutely no plates, cops dont even bother stopping me and the very few times they have tried to pull me over downshift 2 and disappear. Cops themselfs have told me that they know my bike but they cant charge me with anything because they cant even prove its me riding it.

Whatever it is it needs to be lifted to hit kerbs at ridiculous speeds. The best way to get away from cops is clearly to go places they can't, license flippers and airbags to change hight quickly. Paint that changes colour when electricity passes through it, skid plates and such, run flats, 4wd, full rally lights but they only transmit infra red +ir vision goggles. Nice quiet exhaust and decent (but not limo spec) tint job. Reliable base car is a plus. Even better if it's sleeper spec

>>15771214
>>15771224
This is the most effective but dangerous and very high chance to crash or make you an easy target being so exposed if you gave them reason for deadly force.

My option would probably be an upgraded mk4 R32 or a Golf R. Pretty light, quick handling, easy as piss to drive, grippy and AWD. A supercharged R32 making 400ish to the wheels after some upgrades would outrun and maneuver them bitches easy. Same goes for a golf R over 350hp.

But of course the obvious answer is a weight reduction Ford Taurus SHO with a tune or with a small lift kit. My friend has one W/O weight reduction. They rip, bruv.

>>15771214
CBR 1000RR with quiet exhaust and the tail lights on a rocker switch

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>>15771214
Either a Busa or another sports bike

>>15771363

Wouldn't you be better off with a turbro Forester as a base? Less conspicuous and has more ground clearance off the bat

Plus you can fit more in the boot

>>15771214
>black Subaru Legacy Turbo
>300WHP
>Darkest legal tint on windows
>toggle switches for both brake lights and running lights

>>15771322
>>15771863
He won't, because it's a lie.

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>>15773832

>>15773157
>so exposed if you gave them reason for deadly force.

Out of 204 countries in the world, only the land of the free will use "deadly force" on a dirtbiker

>>15771224
>/threading your own post
>In 2016

This faggot is a huge faggot but is right.

>>15772912

I can't wait for electrochromatic paint.

Volvo V60 polestar

>>15771214
AW11 with a turboed camry v6.
>Makes around 400hp with torque everywhere
>Major downforce improvements including, wing, splitter, diffuser, canards, flat underbody
>major weight reduction
>widened stance with grippy tires.
>flipping license plate, taillight shut off, full glasspacks, two small oils slicks on separate switches

You won't be able to catch me once I'm off the highway and on anything with turns.


If I could build anything,
Electric go-kart
>almost silent
>ridiculous power to weight ratio
>massive amounts of torque
>crazy grippy tires
>huge amounts of aero
>one medium light bar on the front and one miners style light on my helmet.

I would be a ghost.

One of those ATVs that also turn into a Jetskis. Just find some water and be like
LOL COME FOR A SWIM PIGS

A rally car disguised as an ordinary hatchback with a ridiculous cardboard bodykit strapped on it. Lose the popo on rural twisties, ditch the bodykit and blend in with highway traffic.

>>15774901
Tfw my police department has 900hp Yellowfins that can easily reach 70mph on the water

LOL @ idiots saying you gotta have 1000hp or turbo 'busa.

A stock GTR should do the trick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3T2Dtm8VE

>>15774977

but they have to go get them and put them in the water

2JZ swap into anything.

>>15775019
>put 2jz-ge into hummer h2
>trying to move all of three tons with 215 bhp
>have fun outrunning the cops, enjoy prison sex, etc etc

>>15771448
Yes they do, they just stuck you with a Soviet era monocle. There are four tube sets.

>>15774878
>Electric go-kart
>almost silent
>ridiculous power to weight ratio
>massive amounts of torque
>crazy grippy tires
>huge amounts of aero
>one medium light bar on the front and one miners style light on my helmet.

>I would be a ghost

Especially after a semi/bro-truck/crossover merges into you.

>>15775028
>swapping in a 2JZ to leave it stock
You and I both know what that engine is capable of.

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>>15774878
>basing your bank robbery on a children's movie starring Kristen Steward

>>15775046
If they own a hummer no way they would be smart enough to even put a 2JZ into it let alone mod it.

>>15772266

Just how quick is this bike? I occasionally see one doing a motorway pull and it absolutely flies. How stable are they?

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Multiple stolen KTM 950 or similar with fake plates.
Any clean second car
Any clean third vehicle.

The plan would be to escape and split up before the police can respond.
We would meet at prearranged spot coordinated via coded texts.
Then torch the bikes and transfer to the second vehicle.
The second vehicle drives to a lock up and the crew transfer to a third vehicle (or vehicles)
The loot remains at the lock up which we keep under surveillance until the heat dies down.

>>15775083

So the Jewelry Store heist from GTA5?

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>>15771214
Toyota sienna with a turbo LS1

its already mid engine 4wd. just upgrade the suspention to make it glide through turns.

buddys in back shooting up the cops.

very common car

>>15775046
Yah horsepower / top end.

For something like a fucking H2, you need lots of torque and a supercharger.

>>15775063
Nah m8, do the heist in a H1
Forget losing them on the twisties, just go up a hill and walk away from them

I would say, take four of the fastest bikes ever, and park them a couple blocks down.
Then run to them with the loot, taking out any cops that get in the way.
From there, tear ass to the cow country and take some Back roads.
Somehow end up along a canyon road with a boat waiting at the bottom
Jump the fuck off the side of the road and bail, using parachutes to defend down to the boat, then float off into the sunset.

The cops won't know what hit them

Wasn't the only reason that old guy got caught because he got lazy on his last one and parked out front?

Just do what that crazy old coot did.

Another one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyF2sY7yaGc

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>>15775075

>>15771504
Average police helicopter, a Eurocopter AS350, (which is used by LASD, LAPD, and CHP for starters) has a never exceed speed of 178 mph. You're going to have an extremely hard time maintaining a faster speed than that on surface streets.

>>15771252
Black person detected.

Because I've literally only ever seen black people in Maximas.

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This.

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>>15775747

Because it's powered by this.

>>15775062
That was a good ass movie bacl in the day but their karts were way too loud and honestly where the fuck did they fit all that shit and why would you use an Xbox controller.
>>15775036
Because I'm obviously going to be driving 45mph and keeping up with traffic not a consistent 80+ weaving through everything.
Plus I could easily go under a fagtruck or a semi in a kart.

>>15775083
>torch the bikes
Just leave them with the keys in the ignition the cops will waste time chasing a bunch of hood niggers.

>>15771214
Stupid question here, but for some pursuits they simply follow you until you run out of fuel. Is it possible to refuel while the car's still running? For example, turning off the engine and coasting in neutral while another person climbs out to fill up with a jerry can?

>>15771427
that's why the best vehicle is a bike

a car is very difficult to hide, a bike and gear can be temporarily ditched in a bush while you pose as a pedestrian

gear also obscures your identity

ride home on your bike (hopefiully its stock) with a spare helmet, maybe gloves and boots, and get new gear

>>15771268
A maxima isn't that bad. There's someone here that owns a CR-V and a Nissan Rougue

>>15772025
Not him but im down. Im probably not much help since i live in florida but ive driven in snow a few times.

>>15771214
>what strategies and cars/ bikes would you use/ build to out-run the police?

In the "old" days when police used crown vics and sporty cars, bystanders would stop the police by draging out obstacles to block the road. Thus the bros git wayz fum da poliz shitz. The police compensated by moving up to SUV which were resistant to obstacles put up by people supporting the getaway.

>>15771214
All the successful getaways I've read about in the papers involved cars that were abandoned by the suspects who fled on foot. and got away. That means the car has to be stolen and have no fingerprints so that it can't be traced to any suspect.

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>>15771224

I've done this so many times so this is my default.

But I'll play your car game.

A stripped turbo Busa cappuccino would do well I suppose for the city.

>>15771214
bmw s1000rr

>>15771318
>twisty turnies
>3000GT

>>15775656
>the s1000RR does a power wheelie at 100mph

Jesus christ.

>>15775036
>>15775792
125cc Shifter kart

Ride height like two inches, suspension travel of like 1.25 inches.

100mph get away
>Dies on speedbump

>>15771363
>one slip up
Like posting it public

>>15772084
>you will never own a Falcon
Feels bad, man

>>15771235
Nub question but what makes that crackle and pop you hear in rally car exhaust?

>>15771228
This guy has the right idea.
I'd personally go for an AWD DSM. Make it look stock and beat to fuck, really dark flat paint, but a huge turbo and multiple tunes for either high speed or maneuvering on shit terrain. Nitrous is a must for when the Choppers come to follow.

in some countries most cops won't bother chasing you, they'll just leave it to the speed cameraa so I don't think it matters how fast your car is.

Probably 2 white 2005 dodge caravans. One with a turbo junkyard ls, run flats, awd. Take it to a parking garage and swap into the the stock caravan.

04 cobra, All black so it's hard to see at night, looks like a normalfag mustang to non-car guys, and a bright as light pointed through the back window to blind anyone chasing me. After I lose the interceptors I have a switch that kills all lights to lose any helicopters. How can I drive without lights? Idk..

>>15776231
Carrots.

>>15771214
I live in belgium... so probably a grey golf...

>>15776179
anti-lag

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>>15771322
Lol that's a nice story that has never happened anon

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this. I'll have enough down force that all the rice spewing out of my exhaust will fly into their windshields leaving them helpless because of there obscured vision. then I'll pull the hand brake and do a sick drift off into the sunset.

Not reading this thread so sorry in advance. I live in a CITY so a lot of this is related to that sort of environment.

#1 choice is obviously a motorcycle.

Other than that you want something that will blend into traffic and have a quick way to obscure the plates that's on some sort of mechanical toggle system, not electric. Steal plates from a similar car immediately before using them or they'll be useless - you should already know where this car is usually parked and when.

We're talkin' a Camry here. If money isn't an issue you can engineswap it or downbadge a faster Lexus to look like one.

Forget about turbos. Top speed ain't shit unless you have a lot of distance to cover. If you plan on running that far you're probably going to get caught for a vast number of reasons.

Acceleration is everything. Any money spent modifying the car should be with the intent of maximizing this or the suspension.

You will sprint and ditch the car. Buy it off the books and keep it in a garage until you're ready to use it.

That's it for the car. The real way to not get caught is to know your limits, the environment and remain calm if in a chase.

Daytime is actually the best time for something like this. Traffic is your friend. Know your roads - know your sideroads - know your sidecuts. You should have at least hundreds of driving hours around the area you're running in and know it like the back of your hand. You absolutely need to be able to improvise to changing situations, take advantage of 1 way streets and sidewalks. Know every possible path to where you're going.

Running from the police is all about breaking the line of sight and ditching the car before they find it. Once the helicopter is out you're fucked and the response time is much faster than you'd imagine.

Learn the red light cameras. If they're serious they can use them to piece together where you were up until you ditched your ride.

Wear jogging type gear so that if stopped in a strange area you have an excuse.

>>15776349
Please don't use this to commit any crimes.

Please thank me later if you're a cop reading this and decide to ever pull over a Camry for once in your life.

>>15776305

>needs the handbrake for drifting

You haven't watched enough Takumi, man

>>15771252
Lol, no it can't.

>>15771322
They aren't geared for 175mph, nice fiction.

>>15771214
>Get specs for Texas Highway Patrol's chargers.
>Almost 600 HP

Not really sure how to outrun those guys short of old muscle.

>>15776365
how else is he going to break traction with all that downforce via those sick wings

>>15776231
Night vision goggles

>>15776094
Gotta know the streets normie

>>15775824
You can leave the engine running and refull just fine in most cases. It's just dangerous to do it at a gas stations that has thousands of gallons of gas.

Your biggest problem would be the fact that your now fueling truck would also get pursued and charged.

>>15776471
That's why you don't try and outrun them on the highway. Those shits can't turn worth a damn.

>>15776181

they'd catch you while you were waiting for the tow truck to show up

Toyota Camry with big turbo two license plates, both for identical cars. One on each side of a license plate flipper.
>Start running with license plate for the other Camry you have at home on
>Get away, pull into neighborhood
>Pull into a driveway
>Kill all the lights etc
>Flip license plate to the one that matches the vin
>Either camp out in there and wait for them to come but not find the "same" car anywhere
>Or drive calmly out of the neighborhood like a normal person

Sleepers are the only answer desu.

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>>15771448
Depends on the model, shits gotten CRAZY in the past few years.

You had what sounds like a PVS-14, which is a monocular.

Up from that is the PVS-15 which is two smaller PVS-14 style units mounted together.

As well as ANVIS which is an Aviation spec Night Vision Binocular.

Then you hit the FUCKING crazy shit. The PSQ-21 is fusion optic it blends thermal and IR. For pure IR performance though you can't beat the GPNVG-18s (pictured), 4 tubes with a fusion type lense at the base of the pairs maximum field of view.

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>>15779069

Charger Hellcat in grey and a plate flipper.

There's very few roads with real twisties around here, so just being fast as hell in a straight line is enough. Being a fairly generic four door sedan in a boring color helps as soon as you've broken line of sight.

Though to be honest I'm not particularly bothered by the cops around here. I've outran them in a rental GMC Terrain before just by making 3 rights and going back the way I came.

>>15777967
lol

A black Trans-Am with a CB

>>15771214
>what strategies and cars/ bikes would you use/ build to out-run the police?

Are you planning to steal cars or parts from cars? But need advice on how to get away in case they chase you?

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>>15779084
kek

take a vx20 camry body and plop it over a 2nd gen lexus gs platform with a 2jz motor

>>15771268
>Implying 70% of /o/ isn't salty busriders

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>>15771863
>>15771315
>>15771340
>>15775938
>>15782770
Firstly, I had an '06 STi for 6 years (only depreciated by $2k lol). I had a catted Cobb downpipe, a GReddy evo 2 catback, and a v1 AccessPort tuner. I datalogged at least once a week. I went 175 mph (according to scangauge, not dash) quite a few times so clearly, it is geared for that speed.

>Going down highway, 55 zone
>Doing 80
>On the other side, a state trooper charger crests a hill
>Nearly immediate disco lights
>It takes him a sec to pull the U-turn in the grassy median, so I was ~200 yards ahead.
>I knew he couldn't scan my out of state plate from that far.
>Downshifted and WOT until somewhere in the low 170s.
>He chased me for over 15 miles (I later went back and looked at my odo)
>Eventually I was going down a hill and turned into a grocery store.
>I parked behind an SUV, got out, and watched the cop fly by, lights blazing.

I was paranoid for months, I kept expecting cops to show up at my door.

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>>15771214
A suzuki hayabusa to evade the cops with >muh top speed, then another cheap ass beater bike and a change of clothes so I can ditch the busa and get away.

>>15782934
How do we know it's a real STI with no badges on it?

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>>15771214
make sure u got a hooker sitting on your lap with twin uzis shooting behind you

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>>15782983
Here, have the first pic I took of it (2007) before I took all of the stickers and badges off.

>>15771214
>V6 turbo making ~365
That's extremely unimpressive

>>15783140
it's ecoboost

>>15782934

Grats. You went from a simple speeding ticket to reckless driving and resisting arrest. It's a straight up felony in some states. You better have had something illegal in the car or the car itself. Risk vs reward anon. You risked jail time over a fucking $150 ticket.

BTW I thought about this before. It's not the fact that I'm worried my car can't handle the speeds. It's about the fact that some crazy pedestrian vigilante will try to stop me in his truck and we get into an accident and suddenly I'm looking at involuntary manslaughter.

>ctrl+f devil machine
>zero results

>>15783140

It's detuned

Police beat the shit out of their cars and drive a ton of miles it needs to last a long time

>>15783140
>peak output tells the full story
Your benchracing is even less impressive.

>>15782934

Bullshit. Subaru's are gutless pigs on the highway. It probably only said 175 because of the shitty glass transmission slipping and breaking.

>>15783635
American cops aren't the same as moscow police. The Devil Machine's aura alone would surely turn them to dust. It's too much for this.

>>15783647
>Subaru 6-speed
>glass transmission

Are you referring to Subaru's pre-2004 5-speed? Because that's not the same.

>>15783616
I had already gotten 8 tickets in 5 years, insurance had sent me a letter saying they wouldn't insure me if anything else happened. I probably had weed or dried opium poppies in the car too but it was a couple years ago so I forget.

I've been an addict all of my life, and turbo boost is one hell of a drug for me; it was difficult to go within 20 of the speed limit in that car.

I think about it all the time; how close I came to killing randos because of a knee-jerk reaction, I hated myself for a while.

>>15775062
it needs to be controlled by and xbox controller though

Old ford fairmont or something with a turbo 5.3 in it.

Something that blends in with traffic but can haul ass and do big highway speeds. Gotta outrun the eyes then ditch the car.

>>15771214
>Based off of the newer interceptors that are AWD and have a V6 turbo making ~365
Saw one going down the road full throttle, they're pretty slow DESU. Those claimed HP numbers must be on premium, because the timing and boost had to have been seriously pulled back, there's no way the cruiser I saw was runing 365bhp. Maybe 270 at the most.

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Hey guys, don't daydream too hard. OP is a cop or someone involved in Interceptor development and simply wants to know what they're up against.

>>15784029
They're probably really heavy with all the police gear, maybe even reinforced to endure crashes in car chases. Also most cops weigh 30 stone

>>15775122
no the previa was front/mid and available with awd, the sienna you posted is a standard fwd v6 minivan.

a dakar bike would be optimal but a ktm 690 enduro would be my choice.

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>>15783811
>turbo boost
MFW

Speeding is fine but I noticed a lot of vigilantes have been stepping up lately to aid the police in chases. What's the fastest you've ever gotten cited for?

I've had 3 tickets in last 5 years for going 15 over. In reality it was 25 but cops cut me a break and took off 10mph because I pulled over immediately lmao.

Will it ever be possible to paint a car in vantablack?

>>15772266
[citation needed]

>>15784041
I've driven much heavier cars with the same HP, I know what weight would do to it, but theres no way this thing was pushing the advertized output unless it weighs 6 tons

>>15771318
>Drive 20 feet
>Engine explodes
Bad choice anon

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>>15784279
>e-e-eco b-b-b-boost?

>>15771322
>AccessPort
Your engine/tranny will explode. Those shit tunes literally convert them to Islam and they nuke them selves.

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>>15784335

>>15784225

365hp may sound like a lot but when it's pushing almost 5000lbs it isn't. Tiny turbos tuned for low end torque also don't help you accelerate on the highway.

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>>15776094
>suspension travel of like 1.25 inches
>suspension travel
>suspension

>>15784335
>Implying I used an OTS Cobb tune.

RomRaider + ECUflash for the win.

>>15773867
Freedom goes both ways, cuck.

>>15784620
Okay, full disclosure, I used an OTS tune for like 2 years but I datalogged often and everything was groovy.

>>15771214
>365hp
>power/weight ratio hardly better than a miata

pigfat as fuck

>>15771214
I don't because I can't.
Texas highway patrol chargers make around 600 HP, and my local PD has a viper they confiscated and made into a police car (our cops tend to keep and repurpose vehicles seized in raids instead of auctioning them)
I'm fucked lads, they even have 3 F350 trucks

You cant outrun a Motorola

>>15784722
Fly joints that carry two points, Corolla Motorola holder

Easy peasy boyo

All old people have a Ford focus
Paint it blue and drop a 454 big block in it
I specifically say 454 because in a car magazine they tried to see how much boost they can put to it and they lost fuel pressure before they could find out.
Basically an unblowupable motor that you can turbo till the sun comes up
Unlimites hoars powar

>>15776179

As previous anon stated, anti-lag

It's a system that adjusts engine timing so that a bigger amount of exhaust gas is being pushed into the turbo when the revs are low, keeping boost up for when you stamp down the throttle again after a shift etc

>>15786447
It is fucking not anti-lag.
It's just the sound some exhausts make on over-run, when you let off the gas.

Anti-lag is a system that purposely induces a backfire in the right spot in the exhaust to keep the turbos spinning quick between shifts and when slowing down. It's a fucking loud bang

>>15784035

>OP is... someone involved in Interceptor development

I know (through a friend) someone who works at Ford next door to the police vehicles division. They go REEE if you call them a Taurus and an Explorer, and will correct you and say "No, they're the Interceptor and Interceptor SUV"

>>15784980

You're a fucking idiot.
The V8 RWD Focus conversion fits either the old 302/351W or the 4.6L Mod motor. There's no goddamn room for a fucking 454 in a Focus. You're like my co-worker who wants to LS-swap his Focus and keep it FWD.

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All these mediocre cars, this is the one to build.

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>derestricted engine
>extra large fuel tank
>highest lift
>gearing - top speed around 200 km/h

LE COME AT ME meme

nothing beats an all purpose rally car

>>15786447
>>15786507

That loud band in between shifts is caused by the transmission cutting the spark/fuel so the transmission has a couple ms to shift. Even a N/A engine will still make the loud band in between shifts as the unburnt fuel ignites in the red hot exhaust.

That burble bangbangbangbang as the driver lifts off the throttle is caused by the anti lag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSI7Uau3dd0

Dirtbike or shifter kart. Something I can buy without paperwork or a license, and something that accelerates hard, corners like a bastard, is small enough to go places a full-sized cruiser won't, and can be easily hidden with a tarp. Both these vehicles fit the bill.

I've been seriously considering building a kart for exactly this reason, sounds like stupid edgy fun.

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Not having an 800hp buggy to go on road and off road, they'll never keep up.

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>>15783811

>hurr I take drugs and I'm addicted I'm so cool

>stolen civic in rush hour traffic
>It's like y'all can't into criminal

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welp, all i need to do is tune this so it'll hit 400 horses then i'm set. i'll just use my good ol' ecoboost to get away from them pigs

Why reinvent the wheel?

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/09/14/australian-bank-robbery-cayenne-wrx-video/