I need your help /o/. My girl sent me this picture saying she

Well that's a Nissan so...does the model really matter?

>>15762124

At least it's not a Benz.

>>15762132
fuck papa

>>15762124
Ask her enthusiastically when did they get a new car.

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>>15762132

>>15762124
Nissan Maxima

typical nigger car

YO GIRL IS FUCKING A NIGGA

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>nissan
it's over anon

>>15762165
LEL!

>>15762124

>Nissan

BLACKED

Not your personal investigation agency.

It's a nice Nissan Camry, don't worry.

>>15762149
>>15762165
>>15762178
>>15762216

Or DuneCoon.
Probably a rapefugee.

>>15762124
Cute looking boob bump

>>15762124
Since shes cheating on you how about a decent picture?

>Nissan
Your gf has good taste.

Looks like an Altima.

>>15762575
>Nissan fwd sedan
>Good
Pick one

>>15762149
>Maxima
No.

>>15762124
kek burn the coal pay the toll

enjoy your herpiesyphalaids

>>15762577
I pick both. Nissan is the superior Japcar.

who is this fluid druid

>>15762585
It's not a nicer interior than a Honda, not note reliable in any way than either that or a Toyota and is no where as all around good as a fusion or impala

>>15762124
SUV next to it so a sedan Nissan Altima or Maxima?

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>OP

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>>15762616
>OPs girl

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>>15762620
>OPs girls friend

>>15762124
You just got cucked bro

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2006 NISSAN MAXIMA SL

>>15762124
the nissan logo is obvious as fuck tho, just tell her "since when your family drive a nissan?"

>>15762124
Op, text her parents about their new Nissan, take action based off response.

Cute boob and hair. Is the rest of her cute?

Sup op what happened? Sitrep.

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>>15762124

>automatic
>left-hand drive

???

>>15763355
the pic is mirrored dumb fuck

>>15763355
... You're kidding, right?

>>15763326
Thinking about shit bro. I asked her about it and she said they have like 5 cars so finding out all of them now. I shit test her all the time and so far she hasn't lied about anything

>>15762870
Yeah she's a cutie. Tight af too

>>15762124
Stop being such a bitch, you'll only drive her away with your autistic paranoia

>>15763469

Hahaha i know right

>>15762124

OP if you can, check the exif data on any pics she's sent you, maybe you can find the location as to were the pics were taken.

>>15763537
fuck dude chill

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>>15763587

You always gotta keep that pussy on lockdown.

>>15762124

Also, have a keylogger on your computer for when she uses it, you can figure out her Gmail password.

From there, you can go into her google dashboard and it will tell you everything, her google search history, pictures she has saved will also get backed up, any apps she has downloaded, and her GPS history , and of course, her emails.

>>15764825

Oh and better yet, all her contacts aswell.

>>15764825
>>15764836
dude that a bit insecure
why do you go out with girl you can't trust ?

>>15764847

That's not really insecure, just having all your ducks lined up incase you do get cucked.

This is in the beginning stage of the relationship to see if she passes, to see if you can trust her.

>>15764847
>I trust my girl
The words found on many a cuck's gravestone

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>>15764847
Don't ever trust a female, anon.

>>15764863
>>15764871

Exactly man, it's the nature of the beast.

>>15764863
>he cant' find a girl who won't cheat on him
but that's a bet you have to take sometimes that what trust is dude

>>15762580
Yes it is. The shift bezel is different on the Altima.

Google it faggot

I trust only one thing in a woman: that she will not come to life again after she is dead. In all other things I distrust her.
Antiphanes

>>15762124
>she may be cheating
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

>>15762648
Black guy confirmed

>>15762124
She's in a camry.

>>15764847
Never trust ANYTHING that bleeds for a week but doesn't die.

Why are Nissan associated with niggers?

>>15767749
The same way you are associated with buses

>>15767247
>right hand drive nissan maxima
truly the BBC.

>>15762585

>ghosn nissan
>superior

no

>>15763411
she lied about the car

Ya but what if her cousin has a Nissan?

Ask for a picture.

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>>15762124
>Nissan Maxima
She's getting B L A C K E D

>>15764825
Jesus man, I always thought you were just the FR-shitposting Itsuki of the board.

I'm legit impressed.

>>15762124
Post her tits.

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>>15767897
Roasted

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>>15762124
>cucked

>>15768112

I did this same shit with my girlfriend. She pissed me off so much once that I mass wiped her phone from her dashboard and she was none the wiser lmao.

>>15764847
>>15764847
The kind of guys who spy on their gf's phones are the kind of guys who match up with grils who fuck randoms behind their backs. Guys who are secure because they have their shit together are going to be better able to keep a woman happy enough not to need to cheat.

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>>15773258
I'll take the bait.

>Senior year of HS meet a girl from another school at a trade school
>Multiple dinner/movie dates, prom
>Throughout college we're still together, both at different schools
>We had a thing where we'd go out once a week for something to do - I always paid
>Have my place and she stays with me & my dog; don't charge her nothing to stay with me
>Never got fussy about who she was going out with when she went out
>One day she comes back smelling like some kind of Cologne; I recognized it as the Cologne she wanted to buy me
>Expecting a bottle of cologne, never mentioned it to her
>After a week or two she starts going out more frequently, blew off our date night
>That's okay, I want to go to the races with my friends
>Same night got shitfaced and smashed my phone
>Went home that morning still slightly drunk
>Asked to use her phone so I could call my friend
>While using her phone some guy, Matt, sent her a text
>Didn't ask her just ignored it
>Spent the next few days always wondering
>After a couple weeks I smelled the cologne again
>"Hun, did you buy that cologne for me? "
>Instantly full defense mode and played stupid

Eventually turned out she was seeing some guy in the Navy. Not a high ranking officer or anything. Just a scrawny white guy that stood just a couple inches taller than her.

After I called it quits and told her to get out he showed up to help haul her stuff out. While he was there I just went out into the garage and talked to my dog. He never attempted to step into my house so that was okay.

She came back after they split and apologized. I think she just wanted a place to stay that wasn't her parents. Although I wanted to say yes I said no. We were together 4 years five months.
>I was told she left as she thought i was going to propose on our 3 year & then again on our 4

Haven't had a steady in two years now.

I'm getting old and it didn't dawn on me till now. At least my cars will always be here for me.