ITT: Types of drivers you immediately hate. For me it's

>>15756341
Anyone with stickers on their car.

Anyone who drives a corolla S

>>15756341
IMO, if it's completely incapable of shifting itself, I'll allow it to pass as not an automatic.

>>15756408
My buddie's Altima mimics gear shifts with the CVT in sport mode

>>15756341
I drive an Integra Type R that's bone stock.
Once had a kid in a fartcanned DX coupe tell me that "I'd have one like his one day"
I really hate other Honda drivers.

>>15756341
Armenians and Persians

These fuckers are almost as bad as motorcyclists, except that their audi or bmw isn't small enough to split lanes. but they try anyways.

>>15756595
You can smell their cologne sitting next to their car at the lights

Anyone who drives a Japanese car.

>>15756341
>anyone who drives a crossover
>anyone who drives a wrx/sti/genesis coupe/ram pickups/350z/g35/new civic
>anyone who has aftermarket hid headlights and/or tinted headlights or taillights.

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>>15756395
Corolla S is beSt

>>15756341

People blasting music with their windows down

>>15756341
What's the deal with soccer moms/middle aged women buying white Nissan SUVs? It's like a plague here and they're always terrible fucking drivers.

>switching lanes without indicating
>yellow means go, right?
>can't stay in their lanes

The list goes on.

>>15756751
>>yellow means go, right?
Yes it does, what the hell is your problem? If its yellow (after red) for you that means its been red for others for 2 seconds.

>>15756341
The ones that fuck up traffic flow through their ignorance and hesitance.
And the ones who can't seem to not hit things.

People who try to be nice and give up their right-of-way, but instead make everything awkward and almost cause you to have an accident

>>15756677
What about my G37

>>15756959
g37 is ok because they're mostly too expensive for faggots to rice them out.

>>15756341
>car with a hydraulically operated clutch

Um most manual transmission vehicles made since the late 70's use hydraulically actuated clutches
Better control, CAN automatically adjust for clutch wear, reduction in pedal effort also allowed for stronger springs to be used in the clutch

I don't see what your issue is

Cable clutches tend to break at the worst moments
Mechanical linkage clutches can be hard to adjust properly and can be a bitch to operate if the linkage is not meticulously maintained.

>>15757002
He means shit like the BMW SMG system you fag.

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>>15756431
B-but I'm okay right?

>>15756784

Only when the way is clear - not when there's still clearing cars/pedestrians.

Donorcyclists that constantly swerve in traffic. But hey, it's not my life.

>>15756703
I do that because i have the best taste in music.

>>15757017
BMW submachine gun? Since when did BMW make firearms?

>women
>old people

the worst

>>15756703
I do this because it brings other people's quality of life down slightly as I drive by. It's nice.

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>>15756419
>CVT

>>15756703
>windows down
Try top down with twice as many speakers and 10x the watts the car had stock.
You can hear my midrange from like a half mile away.

People that act like the stop light is a light tree. Fucking soccer moms in their crossovers doing launches at like 4krpm.

Unless you're on a hill, there should be no reason to touch the gas pedal at all when you're taking off from a stop.

>>15756703
I saw some chick roll into a gas station with music louder than I've ever heard in my life. I think the vibration of her car was louder than the actual music.
I think she was trying to blow up the gas station.

>>15756408
Those have a "D" mode. Theyre auto.

>>15758116
Why are you complaining about people getting moving quickly?

>>15756341
I have a sport mode that I have fun using sometimes. I just call it "pretend manual"

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>>15756703

>people drive by with their windows rolled up, and I can see windows on houses visibly shaking, and feel a huge thump in my chest with every nig nog beat in the music

>car sounds like its rattling itself apart

>MFW imagining what is must sound like INSIDE the car

>>15757035
I mean, please stop trying to do stoplight pulls, but yeah, S2k guys are generally a little better
In order
>shit tier
2 door civics that aren't SI's, other integras
>meh tier
4 door civics, del sols
>alright tier
4 door civic SI's, preludes
>good tier
Mugen civics (seen three), S2000's, Other type-R's
>God tier
NSX, CRX

And that's how I rate other ricers in my area, SUV and hybridbros don't deserve mention.

>>15758204
>Why are you complaining about people recklessly torpedoing their 5000lb steel rectangles around other cars and pedestrians?

>>15757103
No Germans call SMGs MPs for "machine pistol" in German of course.

>>15758236
I assume they're in front of you. It's a kindness to drivers behind you to get up to speed and through the intersection as fast as possible. You don't have to launch it but don't be lazy about it.

>>15758226
AWESOME, it sounds awesome.

>>15758236
In his defense, most people seem to forget there's such thing as cruising.
Most people I know treat their cars very simply - you want to go, press the gas, you want to stop, press the brake.

>>15756341
I hate people like you.

>>15758066
if i ever see you on the road, im throwing tire traps down, just to fuck with you then drive away.

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>>15758116
>>15758204
>>15758235

>people behind me that start honking their horn because I dont take off like a fucking rocket when the light turns green
>its almost always some dude in a huge bro truck that floors it and passes me
>pull up right behind him at the next light anyway
>he floors it again
>come up right behind him again at the next stoplight
>honked my horn the instant the light turned green again

>>15758250
T. Vape-and-scraper.
>>15758257
It's not thay, it's just if there's a long line of cars at a stoplight, it's fucking annoying to have people who are slow to get moving in front of you because that means less people get through the light.

>>15758264
Considering you don't know where I live or what I drive, and this fantasy scenario of yours would involve noticing me despite having to be in front of me, or noticing me and then assuming you could then get in front of me, both of which are incredibly unlikely, trust me when I say I'm not gonna worry about it.
But please, feel free to keep your cool internet tough guy act up. Tell us all about how you key brotrucks and kick in Honda head lights.

>>15756677

I have factory HIDs but I'm replacing the projector with something better.

Would you hate me?

>>15758226
as much as I love seeing the cars in my rear view mirror vibrate, if I had a system like that I wouldn't be able to hear shit.

>>15758235
How the fuck do you put the crx with the nsx? It might as well be a civic.

>>15756431
I drive an 08 civic Si and I know how you feel.

I joined the bay area honda parts group just in case I ever needed anything and everyone on their is some fuccboi trying to sell their 200k mile, salvage title piece of shit 90s eg or integra and maybe a quarter of them can speak english.

I don't even go into the honda thread here because it's just guys that don't want to get made fun of for driving FWD.

>>15758116
Sounds like a personal problem

>>15758925
Because the CRX is my favorite Honda and I'd kill to own a clean one.

>>15758249
This

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>>15758928
>mfw im part of that group too and can agree with you

> left lane is for driving parallel to a semi so nobody can pass
> driver in front of me not going 5 over? Tailgating is the best option here
> zipper merge? you mean those assholes who wait until the last second?

>>15756431
Mostly stock (only a organic plate clutch) 05 rsx type S owner here and god do I know that feel. Most other honda owners have some D series rustbucket with giant fart cans and shit talk in parking lots. Also brown folk love complimenting me on my "whip" and talk about how they "prefer audis and BMW's" while leaning on their grand am.

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>>15756341
> hydraulically operated clutch as 'not an automatic bro'.

Most manuals are hydraulically operated, hence slave and master cylinders.......

>>15756886
This.
This so. Fucking. Much.
Fuck.

>>15756341
Any driver who talks shit on other cars for literally no reason

Basically /o/ without the hiding behind a computer

>>15758235
You sound underage

People at meetups who don't know or recognize a sleeper when I show up.

>>15758235
Where are the two door Si's

>>15758116
> unless you're on a hill, there should be no reason to touch the gas pedal at all when you're taking off from a stop.

Spoken like a true autocuck. I'm not going to do a start without the throttle for no reason.

>>15757017
Yes your right, whenever anybody uses one term we should automatically just assume he means something else.

The ls2 in my car is electric. Because it needs power to start and run. Therefore I have an electric car. Fuck all you electric car hating faggots my car is 420hp and sounds awesome.

>>15759248
Your civic isn't a sleeper just because of your eBay CAI bruh

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>>15756959
ayyyyylmao

>>15758932
good luck finding one not destroyed

>>15756341
Scion Tc drivers who have deluded themselves into thinking they drive a sports car.

>>15758116

People that dont act like the stop light is a light tree.

>Turn lane arrow turns green,
>slowly accelerates through the intersection.
>only 3-4 cars get through before it turns red.
>Turn lanes backs up to the point it blocks the main lanes.

Fuck you

>>15756677
Seconded

The wrx fanbase makes me not want to buy one

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>>15756341

>speeds up onto my bumper while I'm in the non-passing lane tries to muscle closer as if that's going to magically make my cruise speed up
>doesn't know what a yield sign is
>speed around me really angrily like my driving at the speed limit offends them and then nose dive into the exit like thirty yards in front of me, forcing me to slow down

It's not always all three, but when it is...

>>15756419
>>15758194
I'm referring to things like the MR2 SMT or the early BMW SMG that isolate the driver from the operation of the clutch but have no automatic gear selection mode.

Just having an automatic that allows you to lock it into a specific gear is nothing special.

>>15758116
Fuck you.

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>>15756419
>Nissan/Renault

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>>15756341
>they pass a speed limit sign and still do 10+ under
>they can't maintain speed on the highway
>cruising in the left lane on a highway when there's no one else around
>unnecessary braking, especially on the highway
>"JESUS FUCK THE HIGHWAY IS CURVING LET ME SLOW DOWN TO 30 TO BE SAFE!"
>someone rides your ass on a two way road
>a passing lane becomes available so I move to the right lane
>they follow and back way off
>passing lane ends and they ride my ass again
>mfw I've been using cruise control going 10MPH over the whole time

>>15760196
>Berenstain
I thought it was Berenstein?

>>15760887
Oh now boy you've just stepped into a world of shit.

http://www.seventeen.com/celebrity/news/a32934/the-berenstein-berenstain-bears-conspiracy-theory/

>>15759197

When I went to go check out a type s from a craigslist seller, some dudes in a 90s eg hatch with a fart can sped by and shot out a ton of smoke at us and they weren't even going fast.

We weren't even moving, the car was still parked and we weren't even in it

>hydraulically operated clutch

>implying there's any real advantage to a cable clutch

our suzuki has a cable and it feels like shit

>>15759197
>rsx type s
>macpherson strut

but those d series guys have a better car desu

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>>15758235
>shit tier

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>>15761012
>seventeen.com

>>15760467
Actually this is on Nissan alone. Renault mostly makes DCTs automatics.

I roll through stop signs and cut corners on the highway and disregard my turn signal at times with my sport exhaust set to open

this isn't my day to day driving behavior but it does happen from time to time

how much of an asshole am I?

>see some faggot with tattoos, sunglasses, snapback with LEGALIZE IT printed on it etc
>driving civic like every red light is a race

>>15758928
Drive 08 EX, can confirm it's the same for GTA buy and sell group

>>15759223
You sound like fun.

>>15759338
With the four door SI's, forgot about them.

>>15759534
And that's why I consider them god tier.
>>15761347
Are you a ricer in Austin Texas? If not this list does not apply to you.

>>15758235
>Liking a four door Civic over a two door coupe.

Why?

>>15756393
Got Triggered. What would /osg/ say?

>>15756703
i do that, blasting dad rock thru 4 infinity kappa

>>15758235

>CRX
>God tier

Then why do all the CRXs I find here look like an absolute pile?
Unless mint they're basically hoopties

>>15757081
Are you that faggot blasting Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Disturbed or any random melodic death metal band that no one cares about.

Because if so, you are wrong

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>guy behind you is pissed that you are going the speed limit on the highway
>tale gates you thinking youll go faster
>gets mad and gets into passing lane
>hear him literally grind something as he shifts to pass you
>he falls back and moves behind you again

What about electromagnetic clutches or preselector gearboxes?

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>waiting for gap to enter small roundabout
>no one ever indicates before exiting the roundabout so you just assume that they won't exit it and wait like an idiot

>People who think they can drag their piece of shit stock NA civic at every red light
I don't even entertain the notion of even acknowledging them or their malfunctioning tractor themed muffler. Embarrassing them isn't even worth the .003 strain on my clutch.

>>15756341
Anyone who drives a convertible 350z

>>15756431
He said he'd like to have a car like yours one day, its a compliment. I dont see the issue.

>>15764536
>tfw almost got into an accident because of the opposite

>stop before roundabout
>guy's turnlight is on, he's getting off on my lane
>start going into roundabout
>guy does a feint and keeps going on roundabout, almost smashing into me
>could see that the passenger holding a map was flailing her arms at the driver
>it was his wife
fuck women

>>15756341
Indians. I never realized until I started working in tech how shitty these guys are at driving.

>>15764646
The issue is anon engaging in public social interaction.
>how dare someone compliment my car or talk to me

>gravel trucks that don't properly secure their load so rocks fly off the truck into my windsheild making me cringe with ever plink hitting the glass
>anything with a trailer taking up the passing lane making it impossible to pass them because the slow lane has cars that are juuuuuust far enough apart to make you think you can overtake but you are stuck looking like a cuck because you have to break due to the next car
One time I had the unholy infusion of both of these and it straight up ruined my day

>>15758116
This guy. I hate this guy.

REACH THE SPEED LIMIT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
YOU ARE REDUCING THE NUMBER OF CARS THAT CAN SAFELY MAKE IT THROUGH THE QUE
YOU ARE CAUSING TRAFFIC JAMS
ONLY BATSHIT INSANE HONDAFAGS WHO THINK AN EMPTY TURN LANE WORKS AS A PASSING LANE ARE GETTING WHERE THEY'RE GOING
FFFFUUCK YOU

>>15756677

So any car that beats your shitbox? Nicr h8

>>15764646
No, the exact opposite happened you dumb piece of trash.
He said I would have a riced out shitbox one day, like him.

>>15761916
Because they look better 9 times out of 10. Coupes attract the kids, sedans attract the family men.

>>15761989
Because the ricers declared a war on the Lord's favorite hatchback.
I've got plans to pick up an SI model at some point to restore.

>>15756784
Yellow means stop if you can safely do so behind the line.

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>drive 350z
>Not an asshole or a douchebag

>People who arrive well before you do at a 2/4-way stop sign and wait there for you to go first.

Wtf are these people doing? Don't they fucking realize how this shit works and that there are other people waiting?

>>15769031
Both attract Mexicans.

>>15756393
Especially [hoonigan] stickers.

>>15767140
There's a protected left I have to use all the time. If people are quick and follow closely, about 2-3 times as many cars can get through the intersection than if these spaced-out assholes go slowly.

>>15756341

Volvo drivers.

It either goes these 2 ways:

>Drives like a complete maniac, swerving, and weaving in & out of lanes.
>Drives at autistic levels of safe that they use a blinker turning into their own driveways.

>>15769169
>current year
>not banging Latina QT's
Top kek.

>>15757081
No no no I HAVE the best taste in music

>>15769172
>There's a protected left I have to use all the time. If people are quick and follow closely, about 2-3 times as many cars can get through the intersection than if these spaced-out assholes go slowly.

I know this exact situation. If I'm first, You can get 5-6 cars thru. If its someone else? It'll be yellow before car #2 even clears the interesction.

Which means if I'm not first, it's fucking horn time as soon as its green. Especially because if you are timid at this turn, someone will make a right from the opposing side and cut you out of your lane...

>people continuously inching up at red light
>said people inching up not ready when the light finally turns green
>people braking on straight roads with nothing in front of them
>people tailgating at the back of a line of cars
>people who can't maintain a constant speed
>diesel bro trucks that smell like shit and shoot black smoke into my open windows.
>nignogs literally vibrating my entire god damn house with their speakers.

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This

>>15756784
This is an American image board. In America if you're at a red light it's goes straight to green. There is no yellow indication before turning green, only a yellow yield light to begin braking and prepare for a red light.

Drop your cocky fucking attitude with your European traffic lights on an American board.

>>15756341
Anyone who uses the word BRO

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>>15756341
Stancefags

>>15770196
>people continuously inching up at red light

Why do they DO this?

>>15773695
>make car look like it snapped its axles on the wrong side of the tracks and got vandalized
>usually for female attention
>they're told that those branded drop-in parts aren't gonna get much use, seeing as how driving anywhere close to the speed limit on turns or bumpy roads is a death sentence
>nervously laugh and stare into their DC "driving" shoes with no explanation, the obnoxious Monster flatbill doing nothing to hide their shame
At least donk makes no bones about their obnoxious and ridiculous nature. Hell, they EMBRACE it. With stance, they laugh only on the outside. Inside, they truly believe their rice-cooker is a god machine.

>>15773851
As someone that works in oakland, I saw a donk tonight. I think it's retarded, but it seemed well kept.

>>15757017
So he's a poorfag who justifies his Civic with

>"m...muh manual."

>>15773873
Autos are for retards who shouldn't drive cars

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>>15773900
Over here almost everyone knows how to shift. It doesn't make you special outside Clapistan, anon.

>>15773906
How do you brake a manual transmission? Fucking how?

>>15773900
>>15773914
Autos are apparently for people who know the difference between the word "brake" and "break"

>>15773928
Eik nachui, gaigy. Aš bent dvi kalbas žinau.

>>15773939
Ah, a darkie. Makes sense one of the lesser peoples wouldn't understand the sophistication of an automatic transmission.

>>15773941
>t. 60% white

>>15773851
>female attention
>anon, what the fuck is wrong with your car?

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People who drive the speed limit in the fast lane