It's finally here! Tales From The Dealership v1.2: Now

>>15752200
is that everything?

>>15752230
Possibly, if you find a thread I've missed, or stuff pre-4plebs, I'll put it in.

>>15752234
I'm asking becuase everything is dated 2014.

Appreciate the effort tho.

Thanks dude, we all appreciate it

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>>15752234
Found one ya missed. One of my personal favorites too

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I think this is one ya missed too.

>>15752276
>>15752301
I missed them because they are screenshots. I'll see if there's a way to easily OCR them in though.

>>15752301
Actually I didn't miss this one. It's on page 19.

>>15752301
He didn't miss that one

>>15752200
Are you only feeding us the absurd stories, or do you exclusively deal with people buying cars when they're already paying them off, shitheads with awful credit and worse financial responsibility, and poorfags?

>>15752344
>>15752352
whelp

>>15752354
I'm not LPG, but I hear if you chant "Tier IV" 3 times into a mirror you can summon him.

>>15752200
Many thanks LPG...I enjoy your stories!!!

kek
>You have been visited by the gracious TIER IV LENDOR
>28.9% APR, BHPH lots, and being 10k upside down in a car worth 4k will haunt you, UNLESS you post THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
Meant to reply that kek to >>15752382

THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
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>>15752323
Look at the date on the girl one and find another with a matching date.

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
>THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752200
Why can't I open this link?!?
What am I missing?

>>15752436

THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752200
Thanks anon, appreciate it. Always a fun read.

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First published 2016 by WAT Publishing
- “It’ll Make it Better, Mom”: How to convince your mother
to modify her Civic
- Tools and Techniques for Pretending You Have a Car on
the Internet

Also great job on compiling the stories, you're doing god's work anon

>>15752436
Shit! Why not!
Never been to a BHPH place but they sound more scary than my mother in law's vagina.

Thanks MR LPG!!

>>15757571
Now if only someone would compile Rainbow Rangers Posts about his mom.

We'll be in business.

>>15752436
GROW BIG CACTUS

>>15752200
I wonder if LPG has read this and feels a hit of nostalgia, maybe even sad he's leaving the dealership.

>>15757655
Would illegaly download audio book/10

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15757655
I don't go to /o/ often.
Can you post them?

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436

THANK YOU MR LPG

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>>15758090
I have a few saved.

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>>15759444

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>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

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>>15759451

>>15759444
>>15759451
>>15759459

No man, I can't put myself through that again...

not again...

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>>15752200
Thanks Guy.
Good stuff and Godspeed.

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>>15759472
>>15759470
But Rainbowranger's posts aren't as numerous. I'm actually halfway through what i have already

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>>15759481

>>15752436
THANK
MR LPG

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>>15759490

>>15759481

Ya, but some of Rainbows stories are just so... Why?

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>>15759497
>>15759500
because his mom's fucking insane and it's kinda funny how retarded she is.

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>>15759517
This is the last post I have of his. Next one I have is a pic he posted of his mom so we can imagine what this insane bitch looks like.

>>15752200
>>15759444
Two god tier anons in this thread

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>>15759522
and here's the cunt herself.

>>15759481
Well then bundle them with LPG's posts, and you'll have a winner

>>15752200
Solid work man, you have accomplished what I should have done but was too lazy to do, lol

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>>15759571
You just got recognized by onii-chan, OP

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>>15752436
>>15752436
Thank you Mister LPG.

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

I've been to a few BHPH in Manassas. All run by mexicans

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
>>15759571

THANK MR LPG

>>15760795
MANASSAS USED AUTO AUCTION

WE DONT ROLL BACK ODO'S, WE PROMISE

>>15752436
THANKS MR LPG

>>15752436
Thank you mr lpg im going to a dealership tomorrow too

Bump.

As a general fyi for anyone interested, MARY starts on page 54

>>15766238
Oh fuck! MARY
XD

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

best book of the year. thank you soo much for putting these stories together

>>15766238
I'm not buying a piece of junk MARY!!!

As a newfag, this was the first /o/ meme I was here for, so I will always appreciate MARY.

>>15752436
Thank you Mr lpg

>>15752200

Spent two evenings enjoying this stuff - thanks LPG.

How the fuck you didn't go postal on all these entitled retards is entirely beyond me.

But I learned a little about how not to be an ass when buying a veehickle...

>>15752239
>everything is dated 2014.

No it isn't.

>>15752200
>http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf
this is the best post ive seen in /o/ ty

>>15768689

I'll manage, MARY

Haven't read through it all yet, does it have the one with the old guy paying for a mustang with gold coins?

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>>15770928

Oh, your talking about Flight Sim Guy. I'm pretty sure it predates TFTD

THANK MR L-epszy P-ower G-amoniu
>only poleanons will get the joke thou
>just bumping this thread because it's good.

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>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752200
I love you. Been reading these all day, page 45 now.

>>15752200
These made riding in the back of a car for 12 hours so much more bearable. THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

I just spend hours reading it at work instead of doing what i'm paid to do.
Damn that was good

Thank you anon for the book and thank you LPG for the stories

>>15771199
Damn i almost cried reading that. bring back memories.

Now i'll probably end my week by reading the Dew Trail CYOA

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG

>>15752436
THANK MR LPG