>open steering wheel >ounce of weed falls out I'm

>>15746128
That's pretty awesome, anon. Smoke it.

>>15746128
was it from florida?

Score m8 that's 200 dollars worth of some Solid Snake OG kush

>>15746128
Well... what you gonna do with it?
>own detail shop years ago
>detailing car
>open center console
>whole thing full of weed
>close console
>lock vehicle
>call customer
>explain that i refuse to touch this vehicle untill all illegal things are removed
>he shows up and takes the weed, a pipe, and a gun out of the car
Im not a snitch. But damn dude. Think before you give someone your car.

What kind of car, how much did you pay?

Check the door panels.

>>15746141
>$200

If you sell it in 1/8ths for $50 each that's $400.

>>15746136
No fucking clue how long it was there, and I have good weed at home. It can't leave before some drive train work and a glitch in the lights fixed, but I'm fed up for today.

>>15746138
Texas, no doubt it belongs to the ancient hick I bought it from.

>>15746151
Uncommon enough to be identifying, and $1,400. Runs strong but it's beat to shit.

>>15746154
the thing was that it was on with no screws. Obviously for ease of access/he lost it with all the other screws that are missing (60% of them it fucking seems).

>>15746178
Also 'ounce of weed falls out' is an old /k/ meme. It's probably 3 grams at most. An ounce would never fit in there.

>>15746128
That's actually a good hiding spot, damn.

Also smoke that shit nigga, weed doesn't "go bad" it just gets harsher.

IDK, that's just me, I can't pass up free doobage

>>15746128
>live in country where it's perfectly legal to buy weed and even grow it for personal use
>no need to hide it in weird places

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This shit looks old as hell. Looks like the dime one of my friends left out in the sun for a month.

Fresh Strawberry Cheesequake to the left for comparison. I almost don't wanna smoke this stuff, could have been there for two years or more.

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>>15746141
>Score m8 that's 200 dollars worth of some Solid Snake OG kush

The price depends where you are. In Washington state where jane is officially legal, the shops sell tested jane that also meets health law requirements. Not saying the shops don't fake certs, but at least the shop required to have documentation for each shipment showing it was checked for pesticide, herbicide, mold, THC, etc. So the quality and reliability is higher. That jane goes for as low as 28 grams for $99 (28gm is approx one ounce). Single grams are as low as $5 for quite a few varietals.

So it's a bit sad to see the ounce selling for $400.

>>15746480
Everyone thought legal weed would stay expensive. It didn't, thank god. Even in a ban state I've never paid over $250/oz for shit that clearly and obviously came from a store. Often in the original packaging. $400 is just shitty.

Yeah it's definitely still good.


Was at some point VERY good.

>>15746478
I mean it's not gonna do anything bad to you.
It's just gonna be a much harsher smoke and get you less high.

>>15746596
No, I'd say I'm pretty high. This was a good day even if the bullshit I went in to fix is worse than I thought. Fucking electrical gremlins drive me up the wall, it's probably the trash trailer hookup that's fucking it, I'll need to dig into the harness to check it out.

>>15746147
Honestly I felt like a retard taking my car in to get the tires balanced and rotated the other day. Pulled into the lot 10 minutes before I was scheduled to have it done and realized 'Oh fuck.. my gun is still in the center console'. I had an internal dilemma as to whether I should tell them it was there or whether just to lock the console and hope they don't get snoopy. Ended up locking it and not saying anything, evidently nobody went through it or if they did it was left exactly how I left it. Figured if they finished and the gun was missing it could go one of two ways. Either I call the police and someone get's a felony, or they do the right thing and give me the gun back.. then I still call the police and they get a felony because fuck thieves.

>>15746128
If it's in the southern US chances are it's Mexican that was smuggled over.


If its not smokable just make BHO or decarb and make edibles. It still has THC9


I smoked some I found in my dads old car after forgetting about it for 12 years and made edibles with it. Still got me high

>>15746136
>Smoke it.

Nope. What else might be in it?

>>15747036
>Old hick out in east Texas
>Smoking laced weed
It checked out fine, I'm good

>>15746188
pretty sure
>ounce of weed taped inside
was originally /mu/

>>15746128
Once I bought a Dodge Neon (yeah yeah I know)...

But I took the door panel off to fix a speaker or some shit, and there was a fucking little bag of meth in there.

God damn redneck fucks.

>>15747047
How long did you stay up taking the rest of the car apart looking for more?

>>15747084
This guy was straight the fuck up like 84. There's no reason to hide weed anywhere else. Nor any real place. It's a very barebones tin can of a truck and I've already been under everything that can be looked under and I'm not worried about the doors as they don't appear to have ever even been opened, as opposed to very other inch of the truck with mismatched screws everywhere.

>>15746582
this

>>15747897
This nothing, I'm the one that smoked it.

Once removed my driver's seat to do some thorough cleaning and found what appeared to be an emptied lip gloss container that had about 1/4 of an unidentified pill and some tiny fragments of weed.

My sister was a fucking idiot as a teenager.

>>15746128
lols, fortunately I live in one of the "oppressive liberal states" where shitheads don't have to hide their shit from the police state.

>>15747989
Congratulations on being born a faggot, regards

>>15748005
It's cool. The g spot is up the pooper shooter so it all works out.

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>>15748022
Ew you're nasty af

>>15748027
Are you flirting with me with bro? I'm taken

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>>15748045
Damn you're more fucked up than I previously thought, hope you get better soon.

>>15748053
Stop projecting son. Filthy fur scum

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>>15748058
>thinks I'm the one projecting

>>15748062
Why do you have all these fox pictures stored on your computer???

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>>15748067
Why not?

>>15746478
old weed is still fine
>>15747036
the old "weed may be laced " meme... damn, thought that bullshit died out. if weed was laced with anything hard... whoever laced it would damn sure not lose track of it.

>>15748077
better question is why

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>>15748115
Because they are cute

>>15748067
That fox is a very popular subject in furry porn of the more beastial variety

don't ask me how i know this
i'm not a furfag

yiff in hell furfags this is an anime website

>>15748120
I'm glad you furfags exist so I feel fucking normal for liking anime.
What the actual fuck.

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>>15748155
>>15748120
both are degenerate

>>15748183
Put your trip back on wat

>>15748179
>he likes anime
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
>>15748211
That's not me

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>>15747989
also you're a nu-male cuck

>>15748229
I do like nutella

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>>15748211

>>15746160
So?
Buy more for less dumbass, economics boi

>>15748086
i remember some faggot made up a rumor that i was gonna bring laced weed to a wat meet

good thing i can buy from dispensaries

>>15747071
You eat it?

>>15749041

Bro if your lacing shit I will smoke it I don't even care...

Especially if it's opium powder

>>15746638
>Honestly I felt like a retard taking my car in to get the tires balanced and rotated the other day. Pulled into the lot 10 minutes before I was scheduled to have it done and realized 'Oh fuck.. my gun is
alot of gun owners do that. I used to be pro 2nd amendment as fuck, now i'm only slightly 2nd amendment ask fuck as the majority of gun owners don't seem to be quite responsible enough.

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>be milfag
> have 2 cars
>brothers audi a4 gets totalled so I let him borrow one of my cars until he gets his insurance and all that
>get car back a week later
>smells like weed
> spray ozium and whatnot
>drive car every few days alternating with other car, through the base entry checkpoint and a border patrol checkpoint like 19 times
>cleaning out car one day
>big gulp cup from 7'11 stuffed with weed in a plastic baggy crammed under seat
>mfw I would lose my career over this
>mfw I would go to the brig (marine corps jail) it I were ever caught
>mfw 2 different federal law enforcement agencies checkpoints plus highway patrol and local sheriff's could've busted me specially because I sometimes speed
>crush that shit up and dispose of in off sight dumpster

>>15749804
>not making canibutter and whipping up some brownies for the CO to eat

>>15749884
And cum in it

>>15749903
Also this

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>>15748120
>>15748183
>not instead posting vicki

>>15750523
Cute :3

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>>15750534
vicki is also a cheerleader
this is now a /trash/ thread

>>15750545
Ok post the next one tho