>commercial slams other brands instead of selling the car

car commercials today are steaming stinking turds compared to the masterpieces from the 1980s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12lyKTAa50

>>15736108

this commercial makes me wish i could be a k-car superstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTE3FVH9X0

>>15736108

Based Katayama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI2L82eUoJU

>>15735434
>commercial only shows the car in ridiculously dark light so you can hardly even see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZZXUVpxr3s

>>15735434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPJKHRPrnPQ

>>15735434
>"GET $500 BONUS CASH"
>"GET $1,000 BONUS CASH"
>"GET BONUS CASH FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING"
>"0%APR FOR 194 MONTHS WITH THE SUMMER SAVINGS DEAL, WITH ONLY $80,000 DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"OUR SUMMER SALE ISN'T JUST A SUMMER SALE, IT'S A NATURAL PHENOMENA!"
>"COME ON DOWN AND TEST DRIVE OUR ENTIRE LINEUP, IT'S GIVES YOU MORE BONUS CASH!"

>>15736125
this fucking ballad holy shit

>>15735434
At least ford made some dbz commercials for some reason.

>>15735434
Link?

>>15736108
I know the Taurus was intended to be a competitor to imports and an attempt at a more with-the-times American car, but I never realized how ham fistedly they marketed it as such.

>commercial is banned because it shows someone hooning in the car and encourages unsafe driving

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWF-hH1nloo
>tfw no more background singers and mustaches in modern car commercials

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Ayyyy Stealth

http://youtu.be/6p7Myok1U-A


Ayyyy boomers and stealths

http://youtu.be/NWYYL7rmiMU


Mitsubishingo Stealth Doringo R/T


The AYYY of LMAO


Love these cars, Cant afford one though

>>15736108
Seriously, all 80s commercials are based
https://youtu.be/zE1iMcIDqb8

>>15735434
Chevy, Nissan, Toyota, and Kia, in that order?

>>15736108

I just stood up and recited the Pledge of Allegiance after watching that.

Nobody remembers the GOAT mustang commercial?
https://youtu.be/ZFVQKLjLXgM
Ford loves America and her troops.

Where were you when Germany made a better American commercial than America?
https://youtu.be/yB8tgVqmKzw

>commercial features a woman praising the car for taking care of you while you deliberately distract yourself from driving

>>15737760
Story of my life. Nothing about base model 3kgt/stealths is appealing and the cost of owning a VR4 or R/T is out of reach of most of us plebs. Love those commercials tho

>>15735434
I actually enjoyed the series of commercials VW did to market their golf GTI to younger kids, I remember it was a bunch of ricers and a "pimp das auto" line.
Really ironic how it's now one of the go-to rice mobiles for people who don't want a Honda.

>>15738627
Subaru? It sounds like those "I survived" ads

Look on the bright side. At the very least most of these ads weren't just shouting BUY OUR CARS BECAUSE AIRPLANES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JCu47PxHno

I liked the Dodge Challenger commercial with George Washington.

>>15736108
Wow, these are fucking great.

https://youtu.be/CP7ijUkgc-4

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>>15735434
>>commercial slams other brands instead of selling the car on its own merits

What is GM

>HURR guess I'll get this immensely inferior chevy truck because dropping giant slabs of concrete from about 15 feet in the air doesn't dent and scratch the bed up... as much

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>commercial with anti-establishment undertones gets banned by the establishment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLThzvsPCkI

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>>15736108
>FORD HAS SEEN THE FUTURE

w-wait a minute guys, I think this is going a little too far...

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>>15737107
I don't like this one ;~;

>>15737644
Holy fuck I'm sold

>>15741224
h-he probably picked the doggie up offscreen

>>15737151
cashing in on nostalgia for millennials, even though no millennial would ever want to buy a focus

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>>15741263
Speak for yourself lad.

>>15736108
>it has exactly what we want
The vaguest commercial I have ever seen in my life. I sorta get that its supposed to be a family car from the pictures of families, but thats it.

>>15741263
Why not?

Most Focus I see are driven by young people and are painted in bright colors, at least as often as the Civic and Mazda 3.

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>>15737797
>tfw no city turbo

>>15741187
based toyota

>>15736108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhuDxojpoM

>>15741360
and another XT6 one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyEYfCGyYos

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>>15741263
I mean you're wrong, but ok.

>>15736108
>implying this isn't the best car commercial ever invented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKL7_96YGGI

>>15741276
>>15741556
ugly af

>>15741664
>af
underage teenage girl detected

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>>15741360
>please don't drive this way

kek