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Have you ever hoped to fuck a girl mechanic?
Not some slut that likes to pose around cars and tools (or whatever pic related is), but a girl that is seriously into cars that she works on them and is a very competent mechanic.
You guys would be working on a project, late at night, and you both get this feeling as you look at each other and start making out while your face and arms are still dirty, not to mention you're sweating all over.
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>>15733690
Keep your Erotic ficiton on tumblr it isn't wanted in here.
And no every gear head girl I've seen either knows jack shit about cars in reality and is doing it to attract attention or is a dyke.
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>>15733700
Never been on tumblr.
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u cant substitute motor oil for ky jelly u know
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>>15733711
Damn
I guess I'll use transmission fluid and hope she doesn't have a hymen.
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>>15733690
i have a feeling that actual women mechanics are not hot at all.
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Yep, i picked a girl up in my EcoBoost mustang after she was done fixing up a broken chevy
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Wish I could fuck a trap under a car desu
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>>15733744
I think you mixed up the manufacturers there
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>>15733777
Asshurt gm fangirl spotted
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>>15733752
then drop the jack on him afterwards
nobody shall know the shameful deed
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Any *great porn of cute mechanic girls being fucked on/in a car?
*used to superior 2D so only the best 3D will do
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>>15733730
I've never actually seen one, but I'd guess you're probably right.
The auto repair/service industry is one of the most male-dominated out there, something like 99.8% male. The chance of even finding one of those 0.2% of mechanics that are female is pretty slim, much less one who's attractive.
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>>15733690
Most are either useless whores who just like the male attention or really suck at their chosen profession. I'm talking like forgetting to tighten caliper mount bolts after a brake pad service.
The one I knew jumps from manufacturer to manufacturer and fucks every guy desperate enough. She went from rotaries and now is into Nissans.
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>>15733730
>mfw worked as a tech in fleet farm 2 years ago
>Plymouth, WI pretty much a hicktown
>all of a sudden one day 8/10 grill walks into shop
>everyone goes over starts talking to her
>find out she used to work there and I coming back
>find out she had crew cab extended bed 90s f350 that she lifted herself
>muh dick
>quit the next week to get a higher paying job because 9.25/hr isn't going to cut it.
She was like 10 years on me any way.
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>>15733690
>Have you ever hoped to fuck a girl
Yup
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i'm not a mechanic but i have a few vehicles that i enjoy working on
honestly guys are a pain in the ass when it comes to girls and anything with wheels
mostly terrible, unsolicited advice
i've pulled in to get fuel and had dudes come up to talk, which is cool.. but then they get into dumb shit like telling me i'm burning oil
>it's a 2-stroke, but thanks
or the injectors are bad because??
>carbs
head gasket
>??? why even
really dumb shit
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>>15733802
Dude,you would set a trap for a trap...
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>mfw my BF comes over and we wrench for like 4 hours then bang
mechanic girl life is pretty good desu ^_^
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>>15734388
what do you drive?
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Never seen a real girl mechanic. Best I have seen is girls who own /o/ tier cars. Automatically disqualified if they drive their car in right behind their bf, because everyone knows damn well he does all the work
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>>15733690
Never seen a gril mechanic, though I did see a girl driving a clean black Supra a few months ago.
A female that actually maintains and does extensive work on her own car is like a fucking unicorn, I don't think they exist, and if they do they're hiding from us.
But I will find them...
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Nope. I couldn't have a gf that works on cars with me because I can't stand to see shit done the wrong way. It'd lead to endless fights and I don't need that shit in my life again.
Gf that at least takes an interest in my hobby? Fuck yeah bring it on, but not one as into wrenching as I am.
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>>15734499
i have a few 70s - 90s bikes, a 90s diesel 4x4
just sold a 2001 v8 jeep
also work on/with farm and construction equipment
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>>15734208
That's a tire biter anon.
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I was a mechanic for a while. I knew like three girl mechanics.
The first one, I actually did get a blowjob from. She was kinda nuts actually, sort a trailer park trash girl. She had decent looks, and a pretty good body actually. I don't know if you can really call her a mechanic technically because she was just a tire tech, all she did was mount tires and change oil and shit all day. Sucked a good dick though, I later found out she blew or fucked pretty much everyone in the shop.
The other two...uh....you do not want to fuck them. Basic bull dykes.
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>tfw no Rotard gf
>no car gf at all
Why did this anime lie to me
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>>15734096
:^)
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>>15734600
How many days before this went bankrupt?
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>>15734614
>Implying they lasted a day
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>see gril with nice car
>don't want to talk to her at all because every fag with a Civic with stickers in the window and nothing else harasses her at every stop
Car girls are probably the worst, they either hate all the thirsty fags that talk to them, or they realize they can abuse all the beta attention. This assumes if you can even find one in the first place
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>>15734600
Killed anyone yet?
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