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>carpooling with The Stig
>we're cruising along at a nice speed
>Stig looks over at me
>He points to the 6th gear icon with his gloved finger
>"Please, n-no."
>he slams his foot down on the gas pedal
>we accelerate to sixty miles per hour
>five miles over the speed limit
>"Please sir, we could get in trouble."
>at seventy miles per hour
>"My stomach hurts. Please slow down."
>eighty miles per hour
>I go quiet and start sweating
>ninety miles per hour
>Stig is struggling to contain his excitement and control the vehicle
>hit a bump in the road
>car flips over and rolls down a gulley
>smashes against the trunk of a tree
>I get out and throw up
>Stig is nowhere to be found
>police can't fucking find a body or anything, he's just fucking gone
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>15732430
>Stig is struggling to contain his excitement
>Stig
>having emotions
stiggy
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>>15732430
>implying the stig would lose control at 90mph....
I hit 120 on the way to the gas station to pick up cigarettes...
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>Look up Top Gear on amazon
>First thing they show is this
Loving every laugh are we, gentlemen
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>>15732430
Why the fuck is (old)Top gear objectively the best television show in all of human history?
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>>15732442
He was making sounds like the pyro from TF2
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>>15732430
>accelerating in sixth gear at 55 mph
Please learn cars kthxbye
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>carpooling with The Stig
>we're cruising along at a nice speed
>Stig looks over at me
>He points to the my crotch with his gloved finger
>"Please, n-no."
>Stig cups my package with a firm but tender grip
>'impressive' he nods
>We pull into a Halfords parking lot
>My heart is racing, Stig turns and gives me a cold visor stare
>"Please sir, we could get in trouble."
>Stig takes his hands of the wheel and gently chides me, pressing his finger against my lips.
>He draws his leather finger across my quivering lips
>I place my hand against his cold helmet cheeks
>With his other hand Stig gently rubs at the tip of penis in a classic H-pattern motion
>Precum is visibly seeping through my pants
>Stig unzips my fly.
>my Semi-flacid dick flops out
>Stig firmly gasps the shaft and starts pumping the gas
>60 miles per hour
>I'm already fully hard at this point
>at seventy miles per hour
>"Stig no it h..hurts. Please slow down."
>eighty miles per hour
>I lay back helplessly, my back arched
>Stig gently massages my rock hard nipples
>ninety miles per hour
>I'm struggling to contain my excitement and hold back the tides of pleasure from Stig's masterful strokes
>A...and across the line.
>I cum buckets all over Stigs Alpinestars Tech 1-ZX gloves
>I convulse as waves of pleasure pass through me
>I wake up covered sweat and my own ejaculate
>Stig is nowhere to be found
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>>15732830
>A...and across the line.
fuckin lewd
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>>15732649
I got a totally different thing from reading that. You seem like the retard here
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>>15732830
I am mildly moist
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>>15732830
wew lad
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>>15732464
I've wondered that myself, 3 middle-aged blokes just cocking about shouldn't be so god damn entertaining to watch
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