So I hit one of these fuckers. I drove a lemon, so they totaled

>>15726105
>Any suggestions? Maybe around the 5k range?
Literally the Sticky. The sticky operates on a 5k budget, and the used market in America hasn't changed much since it was made 2 years ago.

>>15726105
Shut up and buy a civic for 3k.

>>15726105
Miata.

buy a saddle and reins and ride the family of the deer that totaled your car.

i mean, they kinda owe you, now.

>>15726427
Considering I took a piss on the corpse during the walk to work, I think we're even.

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>>15726105
Buy something that you can put one of these on next time.

>>15726751
Heh. I'll buy another 00 Sienna and toss one on.

>>15726751

Where's he going to find a truck that fits that for $500?

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>>15726779
Not just for trucks.

>>15726105
>Living near deer
>Not driving a truck with a bumper

You brought this on yourself. I was in a car that got rekt by a deer when I was a kid and I've never driven anything that couldn't turn a deer into ground beef.

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>>15727732
You mean ground venison.

>>15727822
Didn't have the same ring to it desu but I thought that a disclaimer would be too autism. Now I know better, I guess.

>>15726105
>they totaled it and are giving me $2,500 for it.
Buy a $500 POS beater
pocket the $2000
Go hit another deer
claim insurance of $4000
get paid $3000
go buy another POS beater for $500
hit deer

repeat process until you're a millionaire

anon, you'll be doing a service to us all. Deer are awful.

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>>15727831
/ck/ autism can strike an any time be prepared.

>>15727935
More like /out/ autism.

>>15726779
>$800 bronco
>$1500 bumper
>$200 left over to bribe 4 buddy's with enough beer and steak bar b que to mount that bastard.

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Meadow niggers.

They're the only reason I hunt. Need to keep the population down.

>>15726105
Used F-150 with a brush guard and .308 to take out a few of their relatives as revenge

>>15729637
>Meadowniggers

kek

>>15726751
>>15726867

Those are big enough for a fucking hippo.