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>want to buy a muscle car
>decide on a Mustang
>wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous"
>get V4 with ecoboost
>wife orders pizza
>sends me to go get soda
>pizza guy pulls up right behind me
>starts fucking my wife on the hood of my car
>this lasts about twenty minutes
>pizza gets knocked over
>pizza guy splooges on my stuffed crust
>then splooges on my windshield
>he finally leaves
>I go to get drinks
>get a whole stuffed crust to myself
>guys at work start asking what those stains on my windshield are
>I tell them they're peregrine falcons shitting themselves because of how fast I'm going
>ecoboost is life
>I only fap to Radical now
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>V4
Laughingwhores.mp4
>mfw
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>>15720436
ECO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOST
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@15720440
He's writing this from your perspective.
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>>15720436
>wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous"
Is this the case with Ecoboost owners?
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>>15720456
>Cant reply properly
>being this new
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>>15720461
>EcoBoost drivers
>owning a vehicle
Lease tbqh. Owning a depreciating asset isn't something a thinking man would do
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>be American
>buy corvette
>lose LeMans
>15yo daughter fucking GT40 driver on my porch
>get shoot
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>>15720474
I've been here for quite some time, how new are you if you don't get that I'm depriving him of a (you)?
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>15720488(you)
Cuckboost cuck detected
You're probably OP
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>>15720487
Your Porsch?
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>>15720496
>Honestly now, did you spend your youth dreaming about one day owning a Nissan or Mitsubishi?
Yes
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>>15720485
>not buying used
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>>15720456
Did you read a single thread before replying like a retard?
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>>15720436
>V4 with ecoboost
>V4
>ecoboost
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>>15720436
Got about four lines into your post and completely lost interest.
Please explain, in four words or less, what happened.
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>>15720485
> choose new car
> pay for car
> after 2 years car is taken away
> choose new car
Leasing is a solid investment! If you buy new our lease you are a mouth breather.
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>>15720555
ford's v4 sucked. no power
only the Italians can make a good one
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>>15720587
Is that real?
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>>15720496
>being so triggered by the gt-r you have to call them out
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>>15720644
yeah you can google it
a pussy motor. no power
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>>15720552
How new are you guys that you've never seen me around before? This is how you don't give them (you)s but still reply to them directly.
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>>15720587
>dat 230hp
>on 2 wheels
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