There are haters out there that pretend this doesn't look

>>15709761
>driver is a ranga
FUCKING ROFLMAO

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>>15709761
That does look good. All those nice rust free body panels just one hole in an oil pan away from ending up on craigslist. Shit looks fucking fantastic fantastic.

>>15709761
>all wheel drive to no wheel drive conversion

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>>15709761
look at that muppet looking fucker on the left

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>>15709761
I like my cars to be able to go over speed bumps without 10 people assisting me

>>15709761
>it's dangerous
>it's under the speed limit and holding me up kinda slow
>it ruins an otherwise reasonably good performance car
>it does all this while also costing the idiot owner money
>it looks shit
>it screams of teen angst

>>15709761
Looks like the car is falling apart, like in the cartoons when all the wheels call off.

>>15710169
>they have to drive like they practice slalom driving when the road is not in pristine condition

but
>you can annoy them with every slightly higher car as your headlights are at them same height as their rear-view mirror

>>15709761
>making your car look like shit in the first place
>coming to the most public place being a ginger
>not parking properly
>showing off your muscles while cleaning a clean car for no other purpose than showing off even more
>posing for a pic with double, one of which disgusting watermarks
I myself suck at life but I think being an attention whore as big as this guy is is not normal.

>>15709775

Why is it that people don't realise stance fags are actually proud to scrape and break oil pans?

>>15710037
Pussy.

Aren't you embarrassed when you pull into car events and your car doesn't scrape like everyone's?

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>>15710299
And free exhaust mods cuzz

>>15709761
Why is stance so popular in Connecticut of all states?

it's a head turner like the fucking elephant man is a head turner yes

>>15710263
>the speed limit is only a suggestion, why are you not happy to just follow me doing 20 in a 50 limit?

>>15709761
>have no soul
>stance my car
As expected.

>>15710309
You act like they give a fuck.

>>15709761

I like "SHTNONM".
That's actually clever.

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looks retarded when it's moving, i regularly see this shitty stanced miata driving around that skips around like a motherfucker on flat level tarmac.
theres a reason stankers meet up in parking lots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--TzxBehU0

>>15710295
Holy shit, I just realized that stancefags are the automotive equivalent of those gay dudes that actively try to get AIDS.

>>15710499
Stancefags are the same people who actively try to get AIDS. Wipe out stancefags and you wipe out AIDS.

>>15710326
>It's actually illegal to go below the 60% of the posted speed here

And after the fine for going slow, you get the car towed for having illegal mods

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>>15709761
Congratulations, you've given this much contact patch to your all wheel drive vehicle. Which once could conquer snow, gravel and dirt, but now barely sails around on paved roads.

My 2015 mirage on 4 inch wide tires has far better traction.

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It's technically illegal to modify the ride height of a vehicle in my state, if a cop thinks your car is lifted/lowered too much you'll get a fix it ticket

>>15709761
It turns my head because it looks like there is something seriously wrong with the car.

>>15709761
>head turner
it's more to gawk at the spectacle of someone who's clearly gone insanse and was allowed to modify a car

>>15709761
That looks like ass, and you have absolutely no room for the suspension to move at all.

>>15709761
Every time I see shit like this, my brain automatically adjusts the wheel width so it's only as big as the contact patch. All I see are space savers.

>>15709761
hate that car and the owner isnt any better kids a tool

>>15711124
why don't they just invent a tire for stance? like have great tread on just one half of the tire, since that'll only be the part that'll have contact to the pavement in the first place. Bet someone can make a killing if they do that.

>the wheels match the driver's hair

CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>15709761
>>15710037

I don't really give a fuck when shitheads to this on riced sedans but it pushes me over the edge when it's done on cars like these
>Imprezas are renowned for their all terrain performance
>Miatas are renowned for their amazing handling

Better slam them to the ground!

It's like spitting in the face of the engineers who developped those cars just to be a poorfag with broken suspensions, because at least you could put some airbags on it so you don't look like a retard.

>>15709761
What if I'm not pretending?

What if it just looks fucking stupid?

What if you're a faggot, OP?

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>>15711471
>poorfag

...but they manage to have enough money to throw new tires on it every 4 months while they stance/drive down to the local vape shop for refills.

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subaru are supposed to look like this

>>15709761

Whats the point except being a special snowflake?

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>>15709761

Check out my hellaflush wagon, bro

>>15709761

It takes a special kind of retard to have "who can get over the speed bump" competitions at car meets.

>>15711516
can you stop posting that shitbox, you stupid fucking gook

>>15709761
>head turner
Just like when you see that shitty old minivan with belts that sound like a dying piglet, you turn your head in disgust.

>>15711516
Why would you take a pic with the car in shade

>>15711539

No. Offroad is love. Offroad is life. 去吃個屌。

>>15711548

Because it was 115 degrees out?

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>>15711499
This exactly
I've only seen a couple stanced evos. I feel bad you're roped in with the hondas.

>>15710436
Looking good, bruh

>>15711569
>Offroad
nigger you could drive a civic down that trail

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>>15709761
It only have novelty value. After that wears off, it just looks retarded. Your car literally looks like it has downssyndrome. This is what to many chromozomes looks like when a car has it. It does not look fast, reliable, maneuverable or slick. It absolutely has 0 car appeal. Its the physical manifestation of this picture. When you see people doing a double take looking at your car, they are not "miren", they are looking at the car wreck that is your car and probably soon to be car wreck that is your car wreck.

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>>15709761

If you're going to ruin a car, why not do it to something that's already a piece of shit? Stance/hellaflush is only acceptable when done to hybrids like the Prius, shitheaps like the Mirage, and gook cars.

>>15711619

All the more reason not to stance Civics. I feel sorry for that car.

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What are those vent looking things?

>>15710338
Not an argument

>>15711668

"I could slightly open my window, but I'm retarded so I'm going to force my window to be slightly open and not be able to close it bc hellaflush rally car." Popular with people who stance subarus.

>>15711704
That's beyond retarded.

>>15711889

Especially when you consider that shit costs $160.

>>15711369
>stancefags having enough intelligence to invent something

>>15710037
Oh man. That gives me an idea.

I'm going to organize a fake stancefag and tuner meet on Facebook and Twitter and offer a bunch of prizes from sponsors and bullshit. I will hold it in a parking lot or garage where you have to go over a big speed bump to get into the lot.

>>15711668
It's for weight saving obviously.

>>15711579
And? You can't see anything.

How do stancefags turn? There's not enough room for the tire to fucking move.

>>15711369
I don't think a tire company would want to be liable for the stupidity of these people.

How do these people in their early 20s afford shit like this? Dont tell me mommy and daddy are paying for them to be stancefags...

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This is the only good looking car stancefags have ever made

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>>15711930
Do it on some incline with a lot of potholes

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>>15709761
You're doing God's work, OP
Their tears are so glorious lmao

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>being a gypsy

lmao so sorry about your life

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>>15711930
Please do

>>15711516
this is the worst photograph of a car I have ever seen

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>>15712284
> being broke
I too am so sorry4u

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>not broke
>not a gypsy

the only broke thing here was your lexus after you curbed it at 10 mph

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>>15709761
i wanna do this to a 68 ford mustang. could you imagine how awesome that would be.
like i went out and bought this model car just to see how it would look and i think that it would be THE head turner at a stance meet.

>>15711930
you do realize that people that have bags shit on your logic?

>>15712535
Don't even joke about that

>>15712704
naw man im dead seriouse im saving up rn and im gonna do it. i should have the car by december and have it stanced by febuary.
i'd prefere to find a clean body but if i can't i'll just eurotrash it. i think that'll look so sick.

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>>15711930
Speed bump is too obvious.
You need to find a pothole or uneven patch of asphalt so they hit that shit at full speed.

>>15712535
not funny

>>15713222
It's bagged. I bet that shit looks nice once it's up 2 inches while driving. Plus it doesn't have -9000000 camber

>>15711668
More tacky cosmetic mods to add to the shitpile

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>>15712275
>everyone is laughing at you
giuse ur tear are delicious

>>15712574
Yeah the 92 Civic on fake BBS's doesn't have bags

>>15709761

It gets attention because 99% of other drivers think your car is broken, a danger to them, and therefore in need of being watched closely.

>>15709761
If I see that WRX tomrrow when I go back to school im gonna piss in the muffler. I bet you'll be parked right on the street in lot 9

>>15711930
I love you Pepe...I mean Pepsi.

Now post that picture of you unloading you truck with the Pepsi cases on your head,I don't have it on this computer

>>15709761
Turns heads better than it turns corners.

>>15709761
People turn their heads to get a good look at freaks, too.

I like my poorly functioning shitboxes to look good in motion too. Gliding along the road till speed bumps come. Silly wheels look shit when moving.

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>>15713924
This always confused me. The first time i discovered this shit in the wild I thought the guy's car was broken or some shit. Now, every car guy pretty much knows what it is and they all hate it and normies think your car is broken, so what's the point of stancing it just makes you and your car look like a jerk off or a danger to the road.

>>15709761
how the fuck does he turn without scraping the flares

>>15709761
it looks like a hotwheels car after you step on it as a kid

>>15715093
how fat were you that stepping on a hotwheels car would do that....

>stancefags on the way to a car meet
>decide to race a GTI from the lights
>train track crossing after the lights
>stancefag has to slow down to an almost crawl
>tfw destroyed by my 120hp shitbox

>>15713226
>FM4 AWD drift tuning guide:
>5.0 degrees camber front and rear
>5.0 degrees toe out front and rear
>75% torque split to rear
Congrats, you now have a car that can hit 88k points per lap on maple valley.

>>15711973
Its called having a job.

>>15712574
>implying that there's even a single stanced car in existence that's actually on bags like the apologists at super street or speedhunters would like you to believe

>>15715440
Every slammed minitruck I've ever seen was on bags
Maybe 1/6th of them are static drops

>>15711978
>made

he put wheels on it and lowered it

>WOW SO CUSTOM! AMAZING

fucking stance fags

it looks cool if you're in middle school

if you're over 19 and think this is cool you're a retard

>>15709761
too obvious m8

>>15711668
They're for air flow in the cabin, designed for dudes who track their cars. Keeps the driver from getting too hot.
Stance guys use them for hella flush points.

>>15711978
>This is the only good looking car stancefags have ever made

yet its still looks inferior compared to the car stock from the factory.

>>15710436
Cool as fuck.

>>15711369
Good idea. Conical tires. 10/10 Im serius.

>>15709761
Looks like the car is falling apart
Absolute shite

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>>15709761
Here is a (You)
why do people try to imitate the look of race cars poorly?
isn't the idea to make the car look fast because actual fast cars have negative camber and flared guards?
When exactly did setting camber to an extreme where it is useless make cars look fast to normies?

>>15709761
Broken suspension sure is cool amirite

>>15709761
looks like bitch spreads legs for dick..no thanks

A negative chamber angle has more grip on a corner because of the center of gravity on the tire. it transfers the force vertically and looks cool as well.

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>>15716819
People saw pictures like this and tried to copy them.

>>15711973
There's a car wash guy at my dealership who spent 4500 dollars hellaflushing his civic. Then he pulled all that shit off and put a turbo on it for 8000 dollars.

Most of his money went into that car. If he had just bought a shitbox and saved, he could have bought a real car.

>>15710436
I lost my shit when they had to put the board down so the cars wouldn't hit the pavement. Yet a guy still lost his bumper to the board

>>15711930
DO EET

>>15710499
>Holy shit, I just realized that stancefags are the automotive equivalent of those gay dudes that actively try to get AIDS.

I'm like fuckin 8 hours late to this reply, but holy shit I fucking laughed. Stancefags truly are the bareback brotherhood of the auto community.

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Looks retarded when not done right

Looks like beaner trash.

>>15711124

At least this guy went to the effort of using modified hubs and arms so his suspension geometry isn't completely fucked.

Still looks stupid and is totally pointless though.

>>15723580
That picture makes me so conflicted

>>15709761
Can anyone tell me benefits of stancing? I can't find a single one besides dubious aesthetics.
>Now with hydraulic suspension, which you can lower at parking, it's a different matter, no downsides, and hydraulic suspension gives silky ride as well...

>>15723606
why? it's on air suspension

http://www.speedhunters.com/2013/01/speed-challenger-the-bensopra-380sx/
>>During the shoot the car was set to a more show-car stance ride height, easily achieved through the custom air-suspension that Full Stage built for the project

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>>15723638
it makes people hate you
this is the only factually accurate reason a given by stancefags.

they are basically like scene girls

>>15723649

>kit done well
>fitment perfect
>usable on the street with bags

Love the car, but never really liked the missing rear bumper look.

>>15723687
ah yes, the classic
>I <3 haters

>>15723716
Same, but I understand it

>>15719373
Stop making things up.

>>15709761
no its just ugly clown shit
only the mentally ill think otherwise

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I dont mind stance so long as its not done on sports cars. If you wanna stance a car, go full blown demon camber and make it as ridiculous as possible as it should be, but do it on a shitbox or on a 90s jap luxury car.

>>15725695
But luxury cars are supposed to soak up bumps with ease while stanced cars will struggle to get over the mildest one.

If you are destroying a cars purpose its a bad thing.

There's not a single car that stancing does not destroy.

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>>15723580
Stancing like that is okay because it doesn't look like the car hit a curb and snapped the front wheel hub at an angle. Literally compare stance cars to totalled cars claimed by insurances companies because they have suspension damage. The look it the same

> people want to lower their cars
> lowering kits sold for many vehicles
Where do I get lift kits for regular cars?
I want to lift an old Volvo, put a bash bar with xbox hueg lights on the front, and drive like a God among men.

This car looks tight.

I have a Mercedes SL500 1996

What are your thoughts?

>>15725944
Hell yeah that bitch is tuckin'

>>15710310
>Rich kids
>good roads
>White girls who like form over function
It's the perfect breeding ground

>>15713884
fuck is your problem with people who drive honda?

>>15711930
This is already a thing at real stance meets
The logic is that you need skill to get over the bump in the first place so if you can't you're just a fag and everyone is going to laugh at you, admittedly it is pretty fun to watch when someone s bumper gets ripped off and every one just laughs and throws shit on their car

>>15729462
not him but I don't mind a lot of hondas but pretending that they're FF for performance is retarded and lots of hondafags online seem to not understand that