Did you guys know that if you do better than 180kmph in Japan

MY LIFE BE LIKE

>>15708288
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>15708288
Oooooo ah

WABAKEE

>>15708304


OOOOO AH

>>15708321
ITS TIMES LIKE THESE

Don't care, movie was a lot of fun.

>>15708335

THAT MAKE ME SAY

>>15708264
Why did the cops look like the crew from Spaceballs

They never use radar guns on the highway. The speed cameras get you.

>>15708338
I saw it in theaters and it got cut off in the middle because a crazy thunderstorm killed the power. No idea how I remember this haha.

OH I WUNDAH EEF U NO
HO EE DU EEN TOKYO

>>15708341
LORD IF YOU SEE ME PLEASE COME MY WAY

>>15708385
IF YOU SEEN IT AND YOU MEAN IT
THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO

>>15708398
VOYAGE

SO THAT MAKES YOU THE JAPANESE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

ON WHAT YOUR SKATEBOARD

DRIFT IT AGAIN

SPEEDY SPEED BOY

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>>15708438

THE FOLLOWING ARE THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD HAVE TO GO BACK AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS NOT AN ISSUE WITH A LOT MORE FUN AND ADDICTING AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS NOT AN ISSUE WITH A LOT MORE FUN AND ADDICTING AND I

WHAT I LOOK LIKE A ZEBRA?!

YOU MEAN LIKE DONKEY KONG

What ever happened to the girl in that movie? SO fucking hot.

GREAT, NOW ERRYBODY GON WANT REFUNDZ

Homie 2: Who do you think she is?

Homie 1: Slow your roll, nigger!

Homie 2: Go away, man, let me talk to her. Go away, go away.

Homie 1: Let me handle this. Let me handle this. Girl, go get in this motherfucking ride, get in the fucking car, and let's roll and do this shit. Nigger, you slow down and let me do this shit.

Homie 2: Man, fuck you, holmes.

Homie 1: Girl, we want to fuck, you know what I'm saying? Get on in the car, we'll get some liquor, and go get it on, girl!

Hoochie 1: You simple-ass niggers just better roll on.

Homie 1: Look, we ain't never gonna get no pussy because of your stupid-ass mouth, man. Shut the fuck up, man. Man, fuck that bitch!

Homie 2: This is you, man. 'Cause you can't get no play, motherfucker. No, none of it, you can't get no motherfucking play. You can't—

>>15708507
KEK, which Aphex Twin video was this?

>>15708494
Sheeeeeit

http://www.natkelley.com/portfolio/neil-krug/

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>>15708494

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I have money. It's trust and character I need around me.

Who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I can live with.

>>15708539
Fuggg.

/o/'s new goddess?

The day I got my license was the day I got my first speeding ticket.

>>15708373
>I dont know how I remember this
Because it happened, you fuckwit.

>>15708539
Wtf?! Is she some kind of hippie nudist? I'm cool with that tho.

>>15708590
No shit. It was just so long ago.

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>watch Tokyo drift when it came out
>thought it was lame as fuck for jumping on the drifting bandwagon so late
>watch it a few years later
>realise it's objectively the best fast and the furious

>>15708689
Oh, it's dogshit m8. The one redeeming factor it does have is that it's actually about illegal street racing, which is what made the first one so appealing. All the others, while fun movies, have gotten so far off course from what the original was about.

>>15708765
So what was 2 Fast 2 Furious about?

>>15708824
I refuse to acknowledge 2F2F.

>>15708841
Whaaat

OFFICIAL FNF POWER RANKINGS
>TF&TF
>Tokyo Drift
>2F2F
>F5
>F&F
>F6
>F7

>>15708852
>TF&TF
>F4-7 (can't tell them apart)
>Tokyo Drift
>2F2F

>>15708877
You're insane, TD and 2F2F are so much better than the later movies

Why did uncle kamata let them race? How would this movie play out now in 2016?

>>15708926
They would argue on some form of social media

>>15708852
>Feels 7 at the bottom

>>15708689
I'd say TD is less shitty than the other F&F movies.
I still like it,though.

>>15708546
y she not doing porn?

>>15708947
I would pay for that kind of footage.

>>15708935
The dedication was good. The rest of the movie was fucking awful though.

Oooo aaaa.

OOOOOOO AH OOOO AH OOOOOOOOO

>>15708852
>F5
>TD
>TF&TF
>2F2F
>F6/F7
>F&F

>>15708349
They're assholes.

WATCH

YO

BACK

>>15708264
>tfw its corny af, borderline cringey and shitty
>atill my favorite fast and furious movie

The first three films of the franchise were the best.

>>15708926

The same way it did in 2006, not much has really changed. The cars would still be the same.

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>>15708926
>Why did uncle kamata let them race?

FOR HONORU, IT IS BUSHIDO CODE DESU, U KNOW NOTHINGU FILTHY GAIJINU

>>15713596
Yep. Faggots still obsessed with Silvias and Evos.

>>15713454
2F2F was an abomination. I would eat Eva Mendes' literal shit though.

>>15708562
Its also the day I won my first race.

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>>15713449
muh nikkyuh.

first three >>>> all else

>>15708450
did not realize tsuchiya was in this movie

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>>15708264
>Steps on dorito motivator pedal.

I OWNLY RAYCE FIR PINK SLIPS

>>15713698
>PEENK SLEEWPS

>>15713616
What the fuck did it do, exactly? I hear all day about how bad 2 Fast was but how different was it from the first?

I've seen them all multiple times, I think you people just like to have a common enemy so your opinion seems more sophisticated and agreeable.

>>15713703
OH YEAH? WHAT ABAOHT YER DADDY'S VYPAR

>>15713712
2f2f was great, tokio drifto was great, fnf 1 was legendary since it was muh first.

This is absolute truth.

Post TD is normie tier movies, but ''muh family'' is nice touch.

>>15713716
WOW,, YOU CAN REED THE BROCHURE!

>>15713616
Think of it as a one shot buddy cop action comedy film

>>15713712
>I think you people just like to have a common enemy so your opinion seems more sophisticated and agreeable.
Well that's an easy way to just make my opinion invalid. If it makes ya feel better...

>>15713712
I bet you loved BMVS and Suicide Squad.

>>15713741
>>15713749
Neither addresses what you think it did wrong.

>>15713302
10/10

>>15713780
So... What? You want a paragraph movie review? Double spaced?

>>15713802
If you can't come up with a reason for hating it, just say so.

>>15713712
Couldn't agree more.
>>15713802
I'm sure there'd be more substance in the double spaces than there would be in your actual literature.

>>15708689
Somewhat opposite for me

>be 14 when the movie came out
>100% on drifting bandwagon
>think its the best shit ever
>watch catch up on other FF movies, devalue Tokyo Drift
>watch TD again, first half is kino with great cinematography but once the gangster shit starts and the end of the second act begins it gets boring AF.

Still better than 2F2F

>>15713814
Not worth my time. Will I sleep better tonight knowing I've validated my criticism of a movie to a complete stranger?

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>>15713848
A+ post.

>>15713848
Do you two fanbois wanna go chill in a closet over there and jerk each other off?

>>15713864
Dunno, do you sleep well knowing your status is "Stone Told Steve Austin"?

>>15708824
>So what was 2 Fast 2 Furious about?
>something something NSA taking over your car, drugs, dukes of hazzard, muh 2riced2fast

>>15708689
>muh jdm
>muh tires
>muh skidz
>muh 180kph

>>15713861
>kino
>great cinematography
Thanks for reminding me why /tv/ is trash.

>>15708264
>111.847 mph
My car can do this

>>15713914
Yuck! You fucking cornball.

>>15713921
>no fun allowed

Uugggghhhh

>>15713861
>Still better than 2F2F

2 Fast did nothing wrong.

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>>15708264

Don't they have cameras anyways?

>>15714243
2 fast for y'all, mane.

>>15708264

Surely they've got their speed governors switched off

>>15714243
>>15708264
Japan just sends in their fuckin bike cops. They are some extravagant riders that practice for hours every day.

Fast 8 will not only skip races, but anything related to action.

It'll be like the Star Wars prequels, where all of their adventures would happen off screen.

>>15716749
Takes place in Cuba.

>YOU KNOW WHAT DK STANDS FOR?
>DONKEY KONG?

>>15716825
> VIN DIESEL FIAT

>>15708515
Window Licker

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>>15716825
A DIESEL FIAT

I'LL TAKE MY CUTTER BACK.

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>>15714243
>country with the world's most advanced photography technology companies
>no road cameras to catch speeding cars

Ha, that's logically impossible
.

>>15708689
The fast and the furious>tokyo drift>who gives a fuck

>>15717110
2 Fast. We hongry.

>>15716749
It will be a political thriller

Pockets ain't empty, cuz.

>>15717559
Ejecto seato, cuz.

>>15716825
Why did a yakuza have a gaijin English initials nickname?

>>15708824

It was about ghetto rigged ejectable seats

WE AIN'T HONGREY NO MORE EITHER BREH

>>15717559
And we aint hungre either HAHAHAHAHA

WOULDN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM WITH A VEE ATE

>>15717831
AMERICAN MUSCLE

My grandmother is blind in one eye and she can drift better than that

>>15717842
900 HORSES OF DETROIT MUSCLE

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>>15713302

>>15708494
Her jaw is fucking awful senpai

>>15713861
>only watched movie on tv at friends or cousin's house, partially
>never cared
>few weeks ago find TD at walmart in the $5 bin
>watch cause now /o/ initial d trash
>have loadsafun

>>15708264
you might be able to out run the cop but you cant out run the radio

>>15716708
I'll just hit the toogay, then. Bikes might be fun, but they objectively can't turn as well as cars.

>>15708264
My brother in laws little sister bf actually believes this and states this as fact

>>15717908
>pretending you wouldn't be a stuttering dope if she even said hi to you

>>15717842
MUSCLE ALWAYS WIN OVER IMPORTS, ALWAYS!

>Han died from Jason Statham ramming him
>It's no longer an accident

Fuck 7

>>15708264
Thats crazy OP I was just telling my buddy that if you do better than 180kmph in Japan the police don't even try to catch you? Their cars are only factory tuned.

>TF&TF
Pointbreak with cars, bretty gud although gets losts in pointless subplots while it should have been very focused.
>2F2F
Pretty shit. Definitely lost the serious elements of the first movie, replacing them with a load of shit. And an annoying nigger holy shit, I can't hate that guy more.
>TD
So fucking removed I actually wonder why this is in the same series. Probably the one I liked the most when I watched it, although I remember second half being definitely shittier than first half.
>Fast & Furious (2009)
The actual sequel to the first movie, that could happen if 2F2F didn't happen. Actually nice movie from what I remember, although it's definitely more heist movie than car movie.
>Fast Five
Shark has been jumped, they went full "retard" with heists. Surprisingly enjoyable, and possible better movies, although less ambitious, than previous installments. Features The Rock which I fucking love.
>6&7
Haven't seen those yet.

If I had to pick a best one, I'd pick part 5, although part 7 seems to be more of my jam.
If I want to look at "actual" cars, the first movie is the shit though, seems almost like you could actually find shitty meetings with people showing off their cars then racing in a straight line. Too bad it's not directed as well as some of the later movies, because it could have been actually considered a classic, and not only because it featured cars.