>cruise control doesn't shut off >breaks stop working

>neutral doesn't exist in OP's faggy fantasy land

>>15700826
>1/4th
quarterth

this actually happened to me lmao

>>15700826
>breaks stop working

Phew, good thing I still have my brakes.

>>15700826
>old cars

NOT
EVEN
ONCE

>Brakes stop working
>manufacturer accidentally installed a parking brake instead of an ebrake

fuck

>gee anon, why'd you buy a <5 year old car? You could have snagged a 200k mile car on Craigslist for half the cost
>see threads like this

>>15700941

>brakes stop working
>your e-brake lever was removed to add a cup holder

HELP

anon stop getting my hopes up its never gonna happen

>>15700826
>In my shitty 98 intrepid either braking or accelerating will stop cruise control
>In step-father's nice new malibu you can adjust the cruising speed but only braking or hitting the button stops cruise control
But y doe

>>15700882
one fourth

>>15700890
too bad you didn't die

>>15700826
>clutch in and downshift to engine brake
>turn ignition off if throttle it stuck

>>15701091
>one fourth
So 1/4 which is also a quarter or one quarter
Not 1/4th

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>>15700826

>clutch in to go to neutral
>clutch engages even further

>>15700941
>Use to driving manual
>Don't know what the third pedal in a stick shift is for though
fuckkkk

>>15701105
>turn ignition off if throttle is stuck
Don't do this ever, unless you want your steering wheel to lock up. Just put it in neutral

>>15701533
Engine off, key on
Wheel won't lock, but, you'll lose power steering (in a hydraulic system) and power brakes.

>>15701091
nice edge desu
Stupid. fucking. anonposter.

>>15701555
Ive tried it at about 35mph and somehow the engine kept spinning even though it was an auto so power steering worked.

Here's an actual story that happened to me a few months back

>driving on freeway
>left lane, going 80
>fuel pump dies right then and there
>engine dies
>whatthefuck.png
>step on gas, still slowing down
>traffic everywhere, barely squeeze past a car to get over to the shoulder before losing all speed
>mfw I could've been stuck in the middle lane and rolled to a stop

>>15701119
so honestly i dont know what you're saying

>>15702560
No, the vehicle was moving which makes turning easier, your engine wasn't spinning.

>>15702628
Not the guy you're taling to bu 1/4th is like saying One Fourth

A quarter of a mile is just 1/4 of a mile.

kill the engine

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>>15702658
but then what is 1/4 of a mile?

>>15700826
>breaks
Illiterate. Opinion discarded

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turn engine off, begin trans braking down as many gears as possible. e brake to a stop

Throw it in first gear. Your car will be fucked but at least you'll stop. Unless you drive an autotragic and then deserve to die.

>>15703899
What makes you think you can't do that in an automatic?

>>15700826
start downshifting

also:
>driving a car with cruise control

>>15701561
I agree with him, you and your kind are a blight upon humanity.

>>15703899
>autotragic
Benefit of a/t is a park gear, and a "soft" reverse.
Throw it in R, hit accelerator, slow down, throw it in P, stop. The torque converter actually deadens the jolt to the tranny from suddenly hitting reverse. In an m/t not only does this method threaten your tranny, it could also hurt the engine itself, as all that backwards torque (engine braking) hits your crankshaft.

t. m/t masterrace

>>15704529
>throw it in P, stop.
It ain't going to stop when you put it in park while moving cuz

I set the EBC on a friend's FC on high boost one time to play (he's not a carfag and drove it like a grandma). Massively fast, probably over 400 even without functioning meth injection. I was on a short road with a T at the end. Grabbed second gear, then third. When I shifted into third the throttle never came off the floor, it was stuck under the carpet. A second and a half passes and it's already bouncing off the limiter. Only time in my life I put both feet to the floor in a panic stop. Fumbled around and killed the ignition.

>>15704536
>I set the EBC on a friend's FC
what

>>15700826
>throw in neutral
>Saudi drift it
>slow until facing opposite direction
>put back in gear

>>15704539
Electronic boost controller. It had presets for 11 and 15 psi. The PowerFC was also mapped up to 8000 rpm and had the rev cut set at 7200, which I bumped up that one time. RX7 Turbo II

>>15704539
Electronic boost controller on a second generation RX7

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>>15704557
>>15704558
Japscrap

>throw the stick to the neutral
>use emergency brake

gg ez no re

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>>15704576
>nigger

>>15704576
I used to think like you

>>15704597
I used to cuck like you until i discovered the teachings of HEMI

>>15704535
You will once you slow down enough. Works about as well as an ebrake.

>>15701561
fuck you

>>15704597
Burgers gonna burger

>I tehyouwat boy at dam mustang outtere'll whoop all'em little rice burners I don't care what nobody say

>>15704602
I doubt that, but I pity you nonetheless

>>15704614
The weak pity the strong.

>>15704602
You can do whatever you want bubba

You'll forever be known as a cuck. You just admitted it.

>>15704606
First gen Moostangs could be ordered with V8s and were about 100 lbs heavier than a Miata.
If you put a Tremec in one they could run laps around any shitbox.

>>15704618
>The weak pity the strong

What are "Things I misheard in history class"?

>>15704621
>You'll forever be known as a cuck.
das you m8
I grew out of my teen faggotry

>>15704629
What are "phrases i twisted for my argument."

>>15704623
They cannot. I own a first gen Mustang. Even with a T-5 it'd still be shit compared to modern cars in terms of performance.

Get your head out of your ass.

>>15704636
Correct for
>>15704618

>>15704639
tune your car bro

>>15704647
Come down to reality brah

>shit suspension
>hot dog shit drum brakes

Nice goalpost move though. Went from
>just put a Tremec in it!
Like you have a clue what you're talking about, to
>tune your car

Yeah nah. Stock first gens are pretty to look at but not much else.

>>15704659
>>shit suspension
>>hot dog shit drum brakes
>going fast has something to do with stopping
Honestly disc brake swap is something every classic owner should do regardless of originality.

>doesn't bother to make his car fast
>yeah all first gens are slow as fuck
no shit, if the best you have is a 4 speed it's going to be slow.
I bet you have the 6 cylinder too lmao

>>15704659
>>15704623
Also where did you get
>about 100 lbs heavier than a Miata.
?

Last time I checked ~2800lbs minus ~2100lbs is a bit more than 100lbs difference

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>>15704674

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>>15704671
Keep moving those posts m8
>just slap a tremec in a v8 first gen and it'll run laps around things
To
>bro why don't you mod your car bro make it faster bro

>straight line is all that matters
Further confirmed retard

>I bet you have a 6 cyl too

>>15704676
V8 coupes weigh in around 2800 genius

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>>15704690
>>just slap a tremec in a v8 first gen and it'll run laps around things
>To
>>bro why don't you mod your car bro make it faster bro
>implying this is goalpost moving
Im axing you a question.
But you harp on goalposts to avoid the actual fact that your car can be fast if you wanted it to yet all you do is claim it's shit, which you aren't wrong btw.

also nice 4 banger with fake pistons m8. Could have been an actual v8 in there

>>15704704
I have others to worry about before I dig into my bone stock 65 to try and make it faster
>I won't ever get to it

It's fine as it is to cruise around in, and that's all I'll ever use it for. My other cars are for going fast.

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>>15704732
but what about Valhalla

it's the smae as driving a harley with the throttle lock on

>death trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNzI0wlK1E