>Newest Tesla shitbox does 0-60 in 2.5 secs apology for p

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>mfw tesla fangirls are the biggest bench racers of all time

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I can do 30 launches on one tank of gas, all at the same speed. How any can a Tesla do at that speed? 3. 2 if the pack is going.

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How will tesla recover?

Is this the end for them?

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>Model X P100D

Who the hell names these cars?

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>>15682362

I like torque and all but who cares about launching your luxury top of the line technology box and killing the battery after a few tries?

>>15682303
Elon Musk's personal Tesla is modified and it can do 0-60 in 0.9 seconds

>>15682414
>Elon Musk's personal Tesla is modified and it can do 0-60 in 0.9 seconds
bullshit. You need massive fucking slicks for that kind of time.

>>15682362
Tesla confirmed for being a fucking lead block
Li-Ion batteryfaggots BTFO, we coal-diesel nao.

>>15682422
not with electric cars

>>15682436
Unless it has 2000hp no it doesnt
Go away famboy

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>>15682362
>mfw this is not photoshopped

>>15682436
Are you fucking retarded haha. If anything electric cars need slicks more.

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>>15682303

All that TORQUE AT ZERO RPM and it can't even break 10's... Pathetic

What are you going to do when this comes up and slaps your Tesla's ass?

>>15682445
>>15682452
its not just some car
it's a tesla
its hi tech so it can deal with the power, idiots

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ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>15682455

Turn up my air conditioning, and drive off silently and comfortably while laughing at a Neanderthal and his outdated wagon.

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>713lb-ft
>4wd
>still can't crack 10.5 in the 1/4mi

>>15682488
gearing

>>15682477
That is a truck cool guy.

>>15682512

>slow in the 1/4
>gets pigslow after 60mph

Sounds like the worst of both worlds to me.

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>>15682512
>gears
It has one set; final drive
In all of his wisdom elon cuck decides to gear it so it does 0-60 really fast instead of focusing on more impressive performance stats like 1/4mi and 50-70

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>4800 lbs

jesus fuck

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>>15682526
But anon going above 60 is usually illegal
Who needs more than 60mph?
Certainly not responsible adults purchasing this family sedan

>>15682477
don't turn it too high anon, you'll waste your battery

>>15682513

> Too stupid to realize the irony.

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What's it going to take for the rednecks on /o/ to realize their muscle cars have been absolutely cucked at this point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pCrA7F_Ghc

How many time can you launch one of these before the battery goes dead or it starts on fire?

>>15682846
A reversal of this lol >>15682463

>>15682846
>Muscle car
late 60's-early 80's
>Tesla
Thing fucking decade
What do you expect? Id still rather sit in a cuda with a shaker than a 2.5sec electric car.

>>15682878
>Thing
This
Jesus phone fuck you.

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>>15682846

Yawn. Billions of dollars and it can't even beat something built by a redneck duke nukem in a garage.

The new battery size is impressive. I think every Tesla driver out there only wants a larger battery for obvious reasons. The speed is a plus, but not something important for Tesla owners. If they wanted to go fast, they could get a Lambo.

>>15682362
How is this even possible? To be fair, the Tesla is RWD while the RR is probably AWD, but still that's crazy

>>15682303
They launch fast but that's literally all they're good at. Next.

>>15682463
>3618 lbs vs 4839 lbs

Inb4 goalposts.

>>15683421
>implying inb4 discounts valid points
>30k vs 140k
Keep up the damage control, cuck.

>LOOK AT HOW FAST THE TESLA DOES 0-60! IT'S A PERFORMANCE CAR!
>okay but how does it do on a track or twisty road?
>WOW IT'S A LUXURY CAR WHO CARES WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT PERFORMANCE SO MUCH

>>15683421
Tesla has superior power to weight ratio
Btfo

https://youtu.be/Y9L2Id_Z-S0

tesla ain't killed shit, 0-60 is one thing but that thing will never get around a track as fast as a real purpose built car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqyo9z86zc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JEpksZA0JA

P I G F A T

>>15683332
Tesla is AWD, Range Rover has a transfer case and 3 locking diffs

>>15683332
The Tesla is AWD if I'm not mistaken

>>15683553
>locking diffs

>>15683569
That would be the actual range rover, not the sport pictured. The sport has some fancy electronic diff shit, though it still uses a traditional transfer case

>>15682436
>what is grip off the line

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>>15683531
you redneck cuck you do realize that video is computer generated. baka kys

>>15682391
Tesla Model X: an electric SUV

P100D
P is for PERFORMANCE
100 is the battery capacity (kWH)
D is for Drive. Probably rear wheel

>>15684013
So unimaginative they make lexus and mclaren names look like alfa romeo and ferrari names.

>>15684013
D means all-wheel drive, models without D are RWD.