How do I tell my wife to shut the fuck up and watch the X-Files

SHUT the fuck up and watch X-Files while the men handle business

>>15635794

Thanks

>>15635789
By doing exactly what you just said.

Buy the most batshit model you can lay your hands on, no compromises on displacement, and do a burnout out front to establish dominance over her and the rest of the neighbourhood.

>>15635798
Gotta say though OP, you sound like an LPG story waiting to happen

>>15635806

Liquid Propane Gas?

>>15635789
>not watching xfiles
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>>15635811
>Anonymous Coward

>>15635816

Hello.

>>15635789
> Get really close to her face
> say in a low-key, soft, voice.
> "Hey babe, listen. I need you to sit down, shut the fuck up, and watch the X-files whiles I buy a new truck."
> turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>15635789

Tell her that she's spooky and run off

>>15635789
Pull your dick out and tell her that you're going to buy a new truck. Then put it back in your pants and walk out and leave, don't say anything else and don't let her come with you. Turn your phone off.

Return later with the new truck

wohw WOAH dude so many Alpha males in this thread. *le me aka a nu-male cuck*

care to red pill me on dik zuk from lesser women my esteemed MGTOW?

>>15636163
You should try softer

You're making yourself look like a faggot in a joke thread.