>its late night, you just got done working >tired as fuck,

>>15628689
DEJA VU
>rev all the way to 6000 RPM
>small little turbo finally engages
>TSUTSUTSUTSU
>get up to 90 mph
>car feels like its going to fall apart at any second
>pinion finally cant take it, breaks
>I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>pull e brake to try to drift around a corner
>it goes to the front wheels
>flip over and die

HIGHER ON THE STREET

>>15628689
This happens EVERY FUCKING TIME i go anywhere.

Maintain speed and control and angle my rearview and side view mirrors so he gets his own headlights back in his face.

>>15628689
>Current track abruptly ends
>silence
>3
>2
>1

>I WANNA DANCE

Tron brake lights engaged, fixed front headlights fold open somehow etc, etc.

We've all been there op.

Press cruise control pause button, and let my truck slow down until the problem goes away

this is when the cutscene animation plays and then i race him togue style

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>>15628689
>slow down
>trigger his autistic rage

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>>15628689
>hazards on
>hold down horn
>middle finger out the window

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>move into opposite lane
>tailgater passes
>lights off
>back into lane and proceed to tail him
>brights and blinding array of aftermarket fog lights suddenly on, unshakable like some sort of vaping blue AWD turbo hellhound

He has shown us the way.

>>15628689
I don't really give a shit, i just continue driving as I am. I always go the speed limit and stay on the correct lanes. I have 5% rear tints to high beams don't bother me. Plus if they get crazy I'm always packing so if they get silly they'll eat lead. I don't let people ruin MY day fuck them

>>15628689
Drop from 6th to 3rd, engine brake, and give zero fucks because I'm insured.

I live out in the country, and get shit heads that do this all the time.

>>15628689
let him over take, continue smoking.

>>15628689
Activate my rear facing utility lights, which I point directly behind the vehicle before I leave the house.

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NIGHT OF FIRE
>nail the gas
>glorious 6.4 L V8 roars to life
>hit 125 mph
>eurobeat makes me think my car isn't pig fat burger car
>try to drift but remember i have no e-brake and no idea how to drift
>spin out
>I ALMOST HAD YOU
>YOU NEVER HAD ME

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Stay at my steady pace
Let his incompetence do the rest

>>15629217
>taking the time to type this

Reverse J-Turn and hit the brights as I give two high flying fingers and stick out my tongue, then J-Turn back and speed off.

>>15628689
>pull over, get out of the zone
>let him go
>smack on my highbeams, ride his ass in low gear in case of brake checks
>he'll never outrun 120hp on a 600 pound bike
>punish him until he pulls over or reaches his destination

works 100% of the time, that is, i do it 100% of the time and they all try to outrun me.

>>15628689
Ive had some personal exp. with people like this.

>be me
>4 years ago
>drive tow trucks
>driving down interstate one night
>need left lane for exit
>dipshit behind me has pos car
>stupid bright lights
>hurting my eyes
>hes inching closer and closer
>obviously wants me to move right
>fuckyou.gif
>wait for him to get close
>turn on all six 5 million candle power halogen spot lights on back of my truck
>mr asshole shuts high beams off
>i shut spotlights off
>he turns high beams back on
>i turn spotlights back on
>he gets the point

Pull to shoulder if it's single lane so he can pass, maintain life in the right lane if it's 2 or more

good to see /o/ is as full of 18 year olds as it was 12 years ago

>>15629730
I really need to get rear flood lights on my car

>>15629008
>ken block
Is that rich little shit still relevant? Is he gonna admit his Gymkahna took 7-12 takes?

>>15628689
>its late night, you just got done working
>tired as fuck, want to get home so you can sleep
>nearly all the roads you drive home on are single lane
>this candyass motherfucker in front of you driving 10 below the speed limit in his pos
>can smell the weed and failure from here
>flash highbeams so he'll pull over and let me by
>still nothing
>get pissed and hold high beams on while tailgating him
>this faggot still won't move

What does /o/ do?

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>>15630097

>>15630097

I just continue as is, I never get pissed over little things like this really.

>>15629683

>120 hp on a 600 pound bike

What kind of awful pigfat monstrosity is this

>>15628689
I press the button to engage the rear sun shade to effectively attenuate the headlamps and continue on my way.

>>15630145
your moms thighs

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>>15630160

>Put rear fog light on
> drive home

>>15630145
A goldwing or a harley

>>15628689

Pennies out my panoramic moon roof.

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>Drop to third as the mighty 1.8 engine gives me all of it's fifteen odd remaining stallions.
>Scream to the redline as the car begins to shake
>Shift into fourth, approaching 50 mph now and things are getting serious.
Meanwhile the tailgater's headlights illuminate the road a few miles ahead.

>>15630097
>not knowing what FTP is
If some one uses FTP i move as soon as its safe and reasonable to do so.

Turn up volume on my stereo, let Yung lean do the rest

>>15628689
>pull to the side and let asshole pass
>proceed to tailgate them with my high beams on for the next 20min

>>15628689
Flip the little lever on my rear view mirror and keep driving.

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>ease off throttle and slow down to irritatingly slow speed
>wait for him to get desperate to overtake
>accelerate when he's about to overtake
>rinse, repeat
>after I get bored, put my foot down, lose him and hoon it back home

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>>15630599
>mfw na6 owner and reading this post

>>15630884
>tfw aw11 owner
f-fucking tailgaters don't need more than 120 horsepower anyway, pig fat scum