>pass a left lane hog on the right >merge over to the left

>>15620620
I do this sometimes too. Also break check them so they are forced to disengage their cruise control.

The other day a silver Tahoe was on my ass when I was on Highway going 80. I sped up and so did he so I did a break check. Turned out it was unmarked highway patrol. He flashed his lights then I gtfo the way and he sped off as I waved and smiled.

I'll shoot your back windows out faggot

While we are on the subject, does anyone enjoy blocking people, by sitting their like a dumbass not know what to do, to people who are driving shitty (blocking the lane) in parking lots and stuff? It's a difficult feel to explain but it's hard to hide my shit eating grin when I have the opportunity to do it.

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>>15620620
>oblivious driver in left lane
>I'm tailgating pretty good
>they don't notice
>k den
>pass on the right
>get reeeeaaaal close to their passenger side
>spook the shit out of the driver
>come back into the left lane
>don't use turn signal

>>15620831
I like you. Also...
>position your vehicle so it looks like they are in your blind spot
>move toward left lane at decent rate, somewhere between an intentional turn without a signal and a bona fide lane drift because you dropped your cellphone at your feet

>loud exhaust
>following a lane hog
>waiting until right lane clears or they move over
>ever so slightly go in and out of pushing throttle about 2-5% difference
>make a nice vroom vroom
>sometimes people will notice and move
>other times I have to follow them home

Passed a left lane hog on the shoulder yesterday. Bitch still didn't get out of the way for the people behind me.

man are you guys children
to think this innocent thing
no they must be trying to spite you right

who can get upset at this? thats so ridiculous, what a victim complex

> Driving to McDonalds to get my tendies
> Someone in a Miata sitting in the lane doing the limit
> Grin devilishly
> Loose my bladder into an empty big gulp
> Move onto the hard shoulder and begin overtaking
> Camry engine revving to the moon
> Throw the big gulp
> He squeals and slams on the brakes
> Move into the newly created spot

>>15620961
This is how we approach driving in the US unfortunately, particularly the east coast.

on the highway most people get in the left passing lane and stay there till their exit. Rather then get pissy and act like a child or pass on the shoulder like a gaylord I use the right lane as most of the time it's empty. It's also the place to be in traffic.

Always try to be two steps ahead.

Feels good

>>15620807
>that feeling when you and another hatchbro block a bmw from getting off his freeway exit
>next exit:4 miles