I bought a Jeep Patriot today Am I now required to wave

UR NOT ALLOWED TO FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA

almost, you are required to kill yourself instead

>i bought a jeep

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>buying a car without ecoboost

wow, harsh guys.

It says Patriot on it so I should probably put a few Trumps stickers on the back, yeah?

>>15616394
im just fucking with you, its a nice car mate, go for it

>>15616394
It's a piece of shit. Why did you buy it?

you're required to be a black woman in her 20s

>>15616323
what compelled you to buy that pos?

>>15616337
Lol nice meme, Lemansfag.

>>15616413
I recently moved out into the country. Need something that will get me through snow and my Grand Am won't do.

>>15616323
Kill yourself

>>15616430

Jeep is renown for making poor quality cars my man.

>>15616430
>fwd until it slips will help in the snow
Hahahaha faggot.

>>15616438
I thought that was Dodge

>>15616444

Don't know about that, I'm not American and Dodge cars are not sold in my country.

I quite like the vehicle. It is admittedly very basic.

Other than outright snobbery, what can you guys throw at this vehicle?

>>15616451
Dodge and Jeep are both Chrysler. So... yeah...

>>15616444
it's the same company

>>15616460
No ecoboost and poor reliability.

>>15616460
It's shit. It literally only exists for women that can't afford a wrangler. All you had to buy was snow tires. Please don't reproduce.

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>>15616444
Did you really waste trips on such a retarded post, dodge and jeep fall under Chrysler which is owned by Fiat, its literally the blind leading the blind which is why you can find them at the bottom of every consumer report

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>>15616476
>2014 consumer reports
>consumer reports
Nice try GM shill.

>>15616438
Got a 14 Patriot new, no regerts

>>15616440
It has 4WD lock unless OP got a 2WD like tard

>>15616501
nope, it's a 4WD 2.4L

if OP got a big discount, then probably not a terrible deal for a winter beater.

>>15616536
2015
15k miles
$17k

probably not a deal but I'm happy with it

>>15616549
That's probably what it sold for new. Only poorfags with shit credit and niggers buy Chrysler products. You basically bought a Dodge caliber.

>>15616549
Are you going to take it off the road? If you're in Canada, they're notorious for bottom rusting the shit out. They're not meant for the Canadian or European winters so be careful especially when offroading with rocks and shit.

>>15616582
>poorfags with shit credit
I don't fuck with loans. Only purchase vehicles when I have the funds immediately available.

>>15616584
close, Minnesota.
I have no intention of offroading. This thing will be getting me to work

>>15616631
>i don't fuck with loans
So how do you plan to buy a house? What if you get a job that requires a credit check? What about utilities that require the same?

You could've put 10k down on a base wrangler and now you'd have a more capable vehicle and we would've made fun of you less. Or you could've bought a YJ or XJ for a few grand and invested the rest.

>>15616549
holy shit you got raped

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/New+Cars/Jeep/Patriot/Roseville+CA-95661?endYear=2017&firstRecord=0&listingType=new&listingTypes=new&makeCode1=JEEP&mmt=%5BJEEP%5BPATRIOT%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&modelCode1=PATRIOT&searchRadius=0&showcaseListingId=432651473&showcaseOwnerId=76496&sortBy=derivedpriceASC&startYear=1981&Log=0

Those things are actually manufactured not very far away from where I live. Production's ending soon, too, so it's gonna be something to see what they replace it with up at Belvidere.

>>15616534

Good man, my wife upgraded to leather seats, very comfy with the heated seats

>>15616650

Those are all 2WD base models, some don't even have AC. A 4WD Latatude is about $23k new

>>15616649
My credit is excellent. I use a bank issued credit card for almost every purchase >$100 and pay it off the next week.

Renting and soon purchasing a house from a relative. Water is from a well (free), heat is gas (cheap), and electric is a pittance.

thank you for considering my well-being tho

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>>15616707
you dumb shit, learn to filter. add AWD and poof, there you are, infinite latitudes for under 16.

also
>buying premium econoboxes
I only hope that one day you'll learn from your mistakes. take this car and learn from it, please, all I ask is you spend an hour investigating what's out there before you go get rolled by a dealer. And if you really do have that much cash, buy used. you'll be able to get amazing deals by having cash up front. That cash won't help with dealers typically, given that they make most of their money from interest.

>>15616734
>calling anyone else dumb when you think a dealer makes money from interest

>>15616746
buy-here-pay-here's do. you're right, new car dealers get most of theirs from incentives for selling loans, which is totally different and makes a wildly different point to the conversation on which someone actually paid 17k for a used lifted caliber

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>he bought a post-90s Chrysler product

>>15616323
It's only a Wrangler thing, actually.

My mom bought herself a wrangler and messaged me on Facebook one time saying "some blonde chick in a renegade waved at me."

She still goes on about that one newfag chick.

>>15616337
KYS

The only "eco friendly" car that should be allowed is Hydrogen cars, but Big Oil is too much of a stingy Jew to allow that.

>>15616430
Hummer

>>15616337
Her eyes are eerily black.

>>15616650

>California

That's your issue, anywhere in the north east you are looking at paying close to sticker price. Some of us don't live in CARBifornia

>>15618988

http://m.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/searchresults.xhtml?&zip=01970&endYear=2017&interiorColorsSimple=&pageLayout=list&listingTypes=new&mpgRanges=&mmt=%5BJEEP%5BPATRIOT%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&transmissionGroup=&doorCodes=&vehicleStyleCodes=&driveGroup=&fuelTypeGroup=&startYear=2014&listingFeatures=&engineGroup=&extColorsSimple=&searchRadius=100

>>15616323
Should've got a early mid 00's blazer or explorer

>>15618808

I had a renegade as a rental car once. It is terrible.

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>>15616323
No, as >>15618808 said, it's predominantly a "Wrangler" thing. Although most yuppies driving a TJ and up don't even fucking do it. I've owned 3 different Jeeps (MJ, ZJ, XJ) and I used to do the wave. Now that I drive the MJ, I just do a nod to other MJ/XJ owners. Fuck Wrangler owners; even when I used to drive a beat up old YJ for one of my jobs, no one ever bothered to wave or whatever.

Most TJ and up owners probably don't even know how to engage the 4WD on those trucks.

Good find though, OP. The Patriots aren't bad trucks. Get a fair bit coming through my shop for routine maintenance and the like. Haven't ever seen or heard any horror stories yet with them.

>>15616582
Dodge calibers weren't that bad, the srt was pretty sweet for a hatch

>>15619062
>Being elitist about which shitty Jeep you drive

>>15619073
>Not taking pride or having enjoyment for the vehicle you drive and maintain.

Not saying I don't like Wranglers, I just don't like most of the owners and the stigma the trucks carry.

>>15619087
The one of ducking dick or the other one?

Why would you buy that plastic XJ when you can get a steel one with a better engine cheaper

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>>15619098

>>15619099
Plastic is lighter

>>15616333
I'm sure the car will kill him someday.

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You can wave at other jeeps but most of them wont wave back cuz lolmomcar

>>15616418
under rated

>>15616323
Enjoy your rolling death trap and Yelchin killer.