You have 45 days, 45,000 dollars, and a 4 man team. You must

>>15573390
Diesel powered submarine

>>15573390
What's a kilo?

Dually full of legal cargo, tires full of cocaine.

Done.

>Buy quiet truck
>Disable all lights
>?????
>PROFIT!

I pay 10 mexicans 100$ each to dig a tunnel under the border. Problem solved.

I buy a used civic or some shit for 15k, give the guards 20k, pocket the rest.

Give 3000 dollars to a white person to do it in a 4000 dollar normal truck right through the border. Pocket 38k

>>15573390
>>15573390

OP pick:
>Used 2007 Audi RS4 (available for 25k in my area)
>Radar absorbing paint (let's say 4000 bucks)
>Police/USBP radio scanner (700 bucks)
>2" lift (200 bucks)
>Barrett M82 (7k)
>brush guard (700 bucks)

$37,600 total. The rest goes to bribes and hookers.

>>15573419
>>15573448

>either of these plans fail
>el chapo loses $350,000 in coke
>you get beheaded in your holding cell before you can make it to prison

>>15573432

That's less than a quarter of the guards' yearly salary. Enough to buy a modestly optioned Chevy Sonic. You have to have worked for the feds for quite a while to become a BP agent, these guys also work on camera.

>>15573419
Dogs can smell the coke through the tires Anon.

>>15573485
go to the carwash x2000

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Smart fortwo

Sailboat

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>get to the border
>turn back
>tell your boss what you saw.

>>15573523

The coast guard surely has no problem with unidentified vessels sailing from known drug havens. They don't deal with that in Cuba every day or anything.

Am I wrong to assume that 10 kilo / 22ish pounds isn't a whole truck of cocaine? How big is that?

>>15573717

Yup, 10 kilograms. I put that limitation there to prevent people from choosing the obvious dune buggies or tiny unregistered kit cars.

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>HSV Avalanche XUV ute (AWD)
$9k USD

>LSX454R swap
$24k USD

>48 Black Ice Little Trees in the tray to to throw off sniffer dogs
$39.99 USD

>6 more Black Ice Little Trees, two to go under the front seats and the remaining four to hang off the rear view for the FRESH™
$7.99 USD. If meme magic is real I'll be able to Dagumi myself away from the coppers before reinforcements arrive.

>police scanner
Got it for nothing off a nigger in exchange for crack rocks.

>>15573784

fukken sick cunt