What kind of car should I purchase to let everyone know I'm a virgin?
>>15546867
Volvo 240
Volvo station wagon
Civic
Crown Vic
Panther
>>15546867
geo metro or a smart car
>>15546867
miata
>>15546867
Polaris slingshot, ktm x bow
>>15546867
a dirt bike
Miata, Civic, Sportbike, Truck, or Muscle car
>>15546867
V6 automatic mustang
>>15547062
virgin, not faggot AND virgin
old merc
>>15546867
A lifted pickup truck
>>15546867
Your mom's car
>>15546867
M3
>>15547269
kek
Any shitty small car. Miata, geo metro, old civic, twingo, Volkswagen beetle
>>15547269
>>15547301
nah twingo is cute and you can fuck in it
pontiac sunfire
>>15547343
And you think girls want a effeminate guy with a cute car huh?
You maybe could get roadhead. I can't see how you could fuck in it unless you're a midget.
>>15547269
>>15547343
yeah, gay men maybe
>>15547361
I do.
>"What's that one down on the end next to the Jeep? It's even smaller than the red one."
>"It's french. Wanna try to see if we can fuck in it?"
>"Yeah!"
Bam.
>>15548907
Meanwhile in reality she tells you to fuck off.
>>15548917
Nah, this is based on an existing/new fuckbuddy.
>>15548933
We believe you.
>>15548935
About what? A completely hypothetical situation I concocted to prove your dissertation could easily be thrown down a gutter? All you'd have to do is find someone you've already fucked in a car and suggest attempting it in the most cramped place possible.
>>15548961
>/o/ - Sexual Advices
retarded twingo fangirls
>>15548974
All I'm sayin' is it'd be neat to have one in the garage with all the other weird cheap shit I buy.
>"I...it's a sports car."