You're driving through an undercover carpark and these two

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

Rev the shit out of my diesel and roll coal all over those faggots

>>15402303
then get charged for man slaughter because they choke and die on the fumes in the parking garage

>>15402303
>Rolling coal
>Calling anybody faggots
Hey pot, it's me, kettle

>>15402298
Buttfuck them to establish my dominance.

>>15402298
Have my driver stop at the next stop so I can get out and go key their shit

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>>15402298
I rev my straight pipe 3 rotor so hard they all get tinnitus

>>15402298
>Tell them that my wife drives a brz.
>They stone her to death
>Finally can sell the minivan.

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>>15402309
>>15402320
>>15402303

>>15402298
"Nice miatas faggots"

>implying they are alpha

/thread

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>>15402298
>ALPHAS!!!!!!!!
Fucking HAHA

>>15402379
>implying tripfags know anything about being alpha
>implying people who "/thread" themselves are alpha
just die

I stop and talk to them about the latest call center gossip

would rev the shit out of my rotary until it backfired and then go home and change my apex seals

>>15402298
Absolutely nothing. I'll keep rolling by in my maximum overcomfort van.

Slap their asses and whisper in their ear "Cute miatas, wanna fuck?".

>>15402298
Rev muh veee8

press the button for a projector that shows the stock gt86 torque graph

>>15402298
willy right past them

>>15402298

Rev the straight pipes like this apha >>15402338

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>>15402298
>sandals
>alpha

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"Nice fiero"

Rip mad skids around them in my Z4 while playing the German national anthem

"nice fords"

>>15404084
There's only two people that wear sandals.
Alphas and Omegas.
A strange polar compliment.

>>15404147
delet this

>>15402298

Remind them that my station wagon is more of a sports car than their hard top miatas.

>>15402339
7/10 I like it

laugh at their le ebin 86 badges as I rip a skid in my brz

>>15402338
you have anime pictures saved on your pc and a bicycle. 3 rotah tippity toppest.

go park somewhere else, I aint getting jihad, look at that skin tone and shitty facial hair. definitely ISIL. Those My Little Toyoponies are probably full of diesel fuel and fertilizer

>>15402298
Destroy those cars cause they are fucking ugly.

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laugh and drive off

>>15402298
>alpha
>barely tall enough to clean the roof of frs

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>>15404375
what he said

>>15402298
Get a real Corolla faggots

>>15404147
>scotty_kilmer_explains_why_your_car_is_shit.jpg

>>15402298
Accelerate hard in my FIST and hope the turbo lasts the 30 seconds to get out.

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>>15402298
Hang my head in shame knowing they have faster cars than my Miata Club.

>>15402298
Look around for a minivan and point to it while asking how they feel that that minivan is faster than their cars

>>15404591
>passenger volume
>cargo volume
>power instead of p/w

:~~~~~~~~)

>>15404615
Aww butthurt much?

>>15404615
FR-S has better power to weight anyway.

>>15404391
>rides past you in my bike

>>15402303
I second the coal rolling motion. As this is what i do to people that annoy me on the road or sidewalk as well.

floor my mustang and let the sound of my v8 consume their useless souls while i roast through 2 tires faster than someone can say "oh no, watch out for that crowd of people"

>or

downshift my taurus and let the turbos roar, then circle around and let the blow off valves vent as i pass them. hopefully the air released will be enough to sweep them and their asstastic cars off the ground and into the nearest wall

>>15402298
I remind them that my turbo Outback is faster than their Prius-tired cars.

>>15402298
remind them that 90s gm H-Bodies are faster

>>15408382
aylmao what year I drive a 2006 2.5 XT turbo, they suck ass but fun to race once in a while. Have you had your turbo replaced yet?

>>15402298
Pretend that I didn't notice them and try to repress the memory after.

>>15402298
Race for pinks in my minivan, after they beg me to give cars back I agree on the condition they fuck each other and finish on each others face. They giggle again because they were gonna do that anyways

>>15402298
Challenge them to a drag race in my gay ass miata ND.

>cammed v8 on straight pipes
>faggots laugh
>bubluhhbubluhhhhbubluh VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>inside underground car garage
>all the glass of every single car including mine now shattered due to reverberations
>worth it

>rev to redline
>dump the clutch and spin tires for an epic burnout straight into the concrete
who's laughing now?

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>>15404591
>>15404620

drink bleach cuck

having fun taking ur cuckoldress bull for a ride in the back seat?

>>15409218
>trying to backup the mememobile

just stop bro. we all know your lubesoaked shitbox won't haul you and your boyfriend down that track any faster than the scion would

>>15402298
I start revving the piss outta my car then dump the clutch to do an awd burnout while driving past them. They admire my car's snail trail as I dump coolant and oil because my head gaskets just blew again.

>>15408723
Not that poster, but I also drive an 08 Outback XT. Thinking about replacing the vf46 with the vf52 and taking out the banjo bolt completely.

Have you replaced your banjo?

>>15409240
subaru?

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>>15409252
Yup. Been away from it for about nine months due to my job. Finally back so I get to find out what went wrong while I was gone and continue my mission to unstance and fix the cunt.

>>15409288
>unstance

thank the freaking based god that someone is actually willing to repair those chop jobs. +1 internetz for you

>>15402298
Pause and ask them how they got over the speed bump in the entrance.

>>15402298
rise up my index in allah's name

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>>15402298
>BRAAAAP stututu
"faggots"

>>15404375
I can see why they'd be laughing.

>>15402298
stick around to get a spy shot of them sucking dicks and put on the internet.
since they're arabs, they're gonna get beheaded.

Stop my Ninja, Raise my visor on my helmet, and laugh at them.

>>15402298
Detonate them with a bomb disposal robot

>>15402302
classic

>>15404375
y no cayman

>>15404342
what the fuck are you saying

Smile and wave since I too am driving the godmachine.