I don't know anything about cars boys, but I need to come

how do you get retards to fit in that chamber

>>15387991
bad starter

Slow leak in your tire or your brake light went on and you were worried so you brought it in. Turns out it was a faulty float in your MC.

Blinker fluid leak

left headlights on and killed battery

Alternator is busted so the car ran flat.

Plasma recovery heating tank was fractured.

>>15387991
Needed a new beryllium sphere.

>>15387991
Just say it won't start.
no need to complicate shit.

>>15388159
Gonna go with this guy

>>15387991
Could say you suspect something rather than give an axtual reason... like you "think" the fuel pump went out or something

Tell them it would start and when you got there it turned out the starter cable was bad. Then acted pissed off it took them x number of hours and 500 bucks to change a damn wire.

Seized muffler bearing

If your boss/person you need to contact knows about cars or how to wrench go with:>>15388159

If otherwise you have to try this: >>15389619

>uhh boss I can't make it because uhh my starter fluid reservoir is leaking and also my dog died and also I thought I saw a mouse run across the floor

Enjoy getting fired because of your shitty excuses