You go to buy a miata.
The owner comes out with his life partner and says "It's been a good little car, it's super cute and we have had it since new"
Would you still buy the car if gay guys owned?
True story btw.. I am still thinking it over.
Bloody oath.
They might've fucked in it a couple of times but gay guys tend to take care of their cars better than women.
My hairdresser owns a Mk1 Audi TT.
>>15386634
Nah, I wouldn't buy a car knowing some fags fucked in it countless times and busted loads in every nook and cranny.
Is there even enough room in an mx5?
>>15386634
more so a reason to buy it, it wasn't drove by a woman, or a modder bro. its good to go, the only thing is you have to question why your buying a miata.
Nice negress.
i doubt they have driven it hard so why not
>>15386634
Probably the ideal people to buy from.
>women
Car will be beat to shit.
>some younger normie-ish guy who bought it because of youtube
Car will be beat to shit.
>some guy who put eurobeat stickers on it
Car will be beat to shit, except he'll have receipts for all of the basic maintenance he did behind schedule while ignoring the non-immediate issues because poor.
>cucking yourself out of a one-owner car because it was owned by gay people
sounds like you're the faggot in this situation, OP.
>>15386968
>sounds like you're the faggot in this situation, OP.
Of course he is. He's buying a Miata.
>>15386634
Of course, so long as the price is good. They sound camp as fuck. Effeminate gays generally can't drive fast, but they are still guys so they at least service their cars on time. Good condition buy man.
>>15386634
Of course I would buy it, gay people are (in most cases) the cleanest people on earth and take care of their shit.
Just imagine buying scooby's porsche boxter, holy shit. that thing probably is like factory new still.
>>15386634
I'm gay, it's okay.
Seriously. We are decent people. A car is a car. Better a gay dude owns it who knows how to sort of maintain it than a woman who don't know how to maintain it.
>>15387092
damn that dog looks comfy
>>15386634
are you afraid you'll catch the gay or something, you fucking faggot?
>>15386634
OP if I were you I'd have gay sex with them and try to score the car even cheaper.
>>15387092
Goobs has a boxster? I thought he rode everywhere
Nice troll thread.
What did you expect, it's a Miata. An effeminate, compact, stylish car known for reliable and easy handling. Not many one owner Miatas out there so go for it.
This car sounds fabuloooooous
>Not assuming every used Miata has been previously owned by at least one faggot
>>15386634
This thread is making me horny somehow
It sounds like the beginning of a gay porn
Sauce for the nigress is: la love the boss
>>15386653
Gay guys are superior to women in every way.
Minus the lack of tits, vaginas and such.
>>15386668
But its ok if a straight couple does it
>>15387020
>>15386968
>Of course he is. He's buying a Miata.
doesnt take buying a Miata to make OP a faggot
OP was born for this
I bought a Mac Mini cheap off Craigslist to use as an HTPC. It was full of gay porn and social group stuff from the seller.
I guess stereotypes are right.
>>15387841
gayfag detected
>>15386921
>OSGTP
I called you a bunch of shit in another thread but I actually agree with you here, though I wouldn't use a racially charged word like that
>>15386634
if the car is clean, free of rust, runs well and is a reasonable price i don't see what the problem is.
every time you buy a used car get it detailed. not only are people filthy creatures, but they are also bound to fuck in uncomfortable places, like the back of a miata.
>>15388578
fuck up, nigger.
>>15388599
back to /b/, cunt.
>>15388558
Im asking cuz there is cum on my roof :(
>>15388671
just lick it off, good as new.
>/pol/ seriously thinks it would be full of gay sex juice just because a gay guy owned it
With all of the HURR FAG CAR XD stereotypes I see on here, they apparently have good taste and actually take care of their cars unlike the 300lb fedoras with 30 year old econoboxes in terrible condition
>>15388683
>unlike the 300lb fedoras with 30 year old econoboxes in terrible condition
On here*
>>15386668
The opposite sexes cancel each other out, anon.
>>15386668
I can't tell if I'm being trolled or if more 13 year olds found their way here from /pol/
>>15386668
Where is there even room to fuck I'm a Miata?
>>15386953
>humblebrag.xlsx
>>15388718
anything is possible when you're horny. you just have to believe!
http://xxxbunker.com/fucking_in_a_mazda_miata?ageconfirm=true
>>15387841
i can pretend to get some pussy.
Yeah that gay stereotype of taking care of cars might not totally be true. I knew at least one guy that I raced against in SCCA Auto X in 'E Street' was pretty flamboyant. I think he might have bumped up to 'STR' but I stopped racing my Miata a while back so I don't know for sure. If they have a second set of tires that just so happen to be Dunlop Star Specs, get out of there, it's a trap.
>>15386968
Unrated post right here.
Buy the car you fool. Best cared for miata you'll ever find.
All the gay people I know are clean and meticulous as fuck. For me buying a car from a fag would actually be a plus.
>Euphoric autist meme kings hate gays and trans
>Normies dont give a fuck what you are
4chan btfo
>>15386634
Get it. Clean it. Pound pussy in it.
Fuck the gay away. Do it.
>>15387364
>>15387092
>naturally aspirated
>natural bodybuilding
really makes you think
>>15386634
as a gay man i would never sell my car to a person like you. and i find it fucking retardation on a whole new level to get this far into the purchase proccess and just stop over such a stupid thing
hun are you gay? its ok to have those thoughts, but its not ok to supress them
>>15390225
As if my political views make my money any different you fucking fag.
Do you ask everyone if they are a homophobe before selling your car or something?
>>15386634
gays have poop everywhere b careful
>>15390225
>freudian pop-psychology
>writes like an effeminate, self-righteous child
you did not have to mention you are a fag, it's already obvious
>>15386634
At least you know they can drive stick
Yeah i would.
All the gay guys i know take meticulous care of their cars (extra cash cause no kids).
90% of the straight guys i know dont even bother getting regular oil changes and just beat the shit out of their cars.
>>15386634
You're gay if you DON'T buy it.
>>15386668
Meanwhile, you and your cousin fuck in the back of your crustang all the time.
>>15388718
Yeah... I have one and it doesn't really work. My wife's car (Integra) isn't huge but it's a million times more practical for that sort of thing.
>>15386634
>Buying a used miata
If you didn't want a gay-owned car, you made the wrong fucking choice.
>>15388578
Dunno what to tell you, mang. I just like black grils.
>>15392474
Miatas aren't gay.
That's just an /o/ meme.. They are held in the same regard as the corvette.
>>15393066
>all in /d/
>>15386968
/thread
Homophobes comfirmed for biggest homos. I'd buy that Miata in a heartbeat. If you're so scared it's covered with ass-sweat and cum, just have it washed really good and, spoiler alert, almost EVERY CAR has ass-sweat, cum and pussy juices on it, the fact it was owned by faggots doesn't make it better or worse
>>15388718
Anything is possible when you're horny and don't have anywhere else to fuck, I lost my v-card in a mk3 Supra
>>15393664
No thanks.
>>15393937
>mk3 supra is just as cramped as miata
muricans eerrr body
>>15386634
>1 owner
>never been mistreated
It could be covered in semen and I'd still buy it. Like I don't agree with or understand the choice to be gay, but that doesn't mean I'll refuse someone's car because they've got different ideas than me.
>>15396440
It's not the ideas that are an issue. It's the fact the car is covered in AIDS.
This is funny because i did just that.
I bought my '99 from a fag. He lived in texas but had to relocate to the midwest for work, then he lost his job here too, forcing him to sell the car. There car was keyed on the right rear quarter panel, he said it was from a jilted ex lover who attacked the car when he got caught cheating with another fag.
I still bought the car though, no rust at all being from texas and came with a hard top to boot. I jewed him down because he told me he needed the money. Lol
Shit both of them seem better than the time I tried to buy a miata.
>Show up in parking lot
>dipshit and his crew show up in beat up miatas
>shit trap music blasting
>blue smoke
>little shit gets out vaping wearing the lamest shades I have ever seen
>Goes "HEY BRUH U HERE FOR THE YATA
>Boiiiiii u gunna love this care but i GOTTA charge a prem cuz its so fresh
>I proclaim how it looked like shit and how im going to gut it
>gets offended
>friends(all but one) try to fight me
>I got back in my car laughing and just left without words.
and now im not even going bother...at least you found a competent owner.
>>15386634
I bought mine from a lady who was selling it without the knowledge of her ex-husband. It was his weekend car I guess. Gotta love "or" titles and bad marriages.
I think buying a gay car is probably less bad than car-cucking a guy by /o/ standards.
>>15387348
Would you? I've got a car to sell you bb.