>hurry up and get in, you promised you'd show me how

>>15380511
where's the stick

>>15380511
Fuck that.

I didn't even let my own brother drive my cars.

>>15380511
I hope no one on this board is actually retarded enough to not be able to help out their family because they happen to be a girl.

Sure, i'll show you how to drive my stick, como over here.

I'm sensing a pattern here.
Is there a double meaning in this post?
I have studied similar posts. I've believe that the OP expects us to take the position of "uncle anon" and make comments of a sexual nature.


So here is my comment:
My penis the stick. I was indirectly making a reference to my penis to instead of the gear lever as one might first think.
(This is intended as a signal to see if the female is interested in mating. Because the human penis is rigid when aroused and cylindrical in shape.)

>>15380526
>pig face
>ford
>literal shit
Pick 3

>>15381275
100%
Very good, anon.

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>>15381307
>Chevrolet and Ferrari fan girls STILL on suicide watch.

There's only one stick in this truck, and it ain't on the floor.

>>15381629
>bragging about a Canadian supercar

>>15381640
>getting assblasted over losing to a Canadian supercar

>>15381275
Op is a pedophile you caught on quick Joe

>>15381675
>pedophile
hebephile, there are tits to play with.

>>15381695
I see.nipples

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>teach her how to properly drive stick
>her first car is a stick because of you
>this spurs a life long love of automobiles and how they function, how to work on them etc
>she meets some dude also into cars
>they drag race on the weekends and also build their own dragster together
>eventually getting into other motorsports as well
>she makes a name for herself in some circles of racing
>her and her boyfriend continue building cars together
>eventually they marry and live happily ever after, having 3 kids in total, all of which they teach about cars, how to drive stick, etc

One good deed, OP.

I know what you really wanted us to say but we're not going for it.

>year of out lord 1008 ad x2

>not showing her how to drive a twin stick dump truck on your property.

Fml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZq0H86qeSo

>>15381736
>teach her how to properly drive stick
>her first car is a stick because of you
>this spurs a life long love of automobiles and how they function, how to work on them etc
>she meets some dude also into cars
>you get jealous and spiral into depression
>start asking girls on the street if they want to learn how to drive stick
>start construction of "immersive driving simulator" in basement
>abduct girl and force her to learn stick
>kill her because she's not grateful for your teachings
>abduct another
>repeat cycle

fixed that for you

>>15382699
>the eugenics of driving stick

>>15382664
>implying you want your daughter working her left hand driving a stick

By 16, she's going to be a pro giving out handies while riding shotgun.

This is what happens when you post videos like this to ANY section of a Tuvaluan Pooktre Artist BBS.

>>15382664
this is cute as fuck

>>15380511
who is this duo tenga mass flayvin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRTXcJTEug

>>15382664
she's already 1000 times better than me ;_;

>>15384603
no way that was her first time

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>>15380511
>drive stick
>in a column shift automatic

Nigga...

>>15380511
Ok, first stop is uranus