>call to inquire about a used car for sale >woman

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>she sounds cute
>hang up

>cant properly check the car out enough to know if its a smart buy or not
good, more deals for people that know what they're doing

>call to inquire about a used car for sale
>woman answers the phone
>go check car myself, make up problems, lowball her hard
>drink her dank ass iced tea
>eat her dank as lemon bars

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>call to inquire about a used car for sale
>sorry its sold

>>15370742
can you offer any tips? I've watched some videos and read some basics like checking the oil to make sure there's no other fluids leaking into it and the tire treads with a quarter and asking for maintenance records.

>>15371380
kek, many truths found here friend!

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>call to inquire about a used car for sale
>sorry I decided not to sell it

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>call to inquire about a used car for sale
>i can come look at it today, are you free?
>no i have to work, how about tomorrow?
>i cant i have to work

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>call to inquire about a used car for sale
>sure come over and take a look!

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>>15371380
>call guy about a bike I'm interested in
>tell him I'll definitely buy it but can't make it til Friday
>on Friday call seller half way to location to let him know I'm on my way
>sorry its sold

>>15371480
>Traveling to see a car before seeing if its available

That's just retarded. Full on retarded.

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>no test drives

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>>15371540
I know.

>>15370753
She gave you iced tea and lemon bars and you still lowballed her? What an asshole

>>15371380
When i was trying to find a bike i hit this wall so fucking much. What is it about selling bikes that people dont take the ad down weeks after its gone. Never got so much when im buying a used car

>>15371873
>i submit to women at all costs
Have fun with that one

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>>15371380
>If the ad's still up, it's still for sale!
>oh yeah sorry I sold it last week

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>>15371480
>went to see car
>loved it and decided i wanted it
>tell guy i'll come back on Saturday to buy it
>guy agrees
>call him Saturday morning and tell him i'm on my way to buy it
>he agrees
>get in car with friend and he drives me over to the place
>get a text message when we're just voer halfway there
>"sorry it just sold"

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>go to check out car
>go to take test drive
>Start car
>foot goes through floor

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>See listing for car I want
>WOMEN DRIVEN
>Meh, pictures look good enough but I noticed there was a few missing angles
>Go and check it out
>Scrapes and dents fucking everywhere
>Brakes haven't been changed for the lifetime of the car
>Find out the last oil change was nearly 40k miles ago
>Tell the owner "You're not going to sell a car that's been abused this badly. You should take more care of your vehicles."
>She ends up chimping out on me threatening to call the cops
>Leave, never look at another "Women driven" vehicle again

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>>15372588
>mfw something like this happened when I sold my truck
>agree on principle with a potential buyer and set a date
>day before someone tries to jump the gun and buy it out from under him
>offers to pay asking price in cash that day when I told him someone was ahead of him in line
>told him to get bent and to wait his turn
>mfw the first buyer loved the truck and was talking about how much he was going to dote on it the whole time
>mfw I got $500 more than my lowball limit for it

get rekt automotive cuckfags

>>15371401
make sure it drives in a straight line without you touching the steering, try braking hard without touching the steering to make sure the brakes aren't fucked, accelerate hard and check for smoke in the mirror, always drive with the radio off and listen for noises etc

Most of the time its about knowing about the car you're actually buying specifically.

I once called up a dude driving a car with a for sale sign on the back. I fucked around with this dude making it sound like I was going to buy it right away and set up a spot to meet. Never went there and laughed all damn day.

>>15374599
Up vote.

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>car for sale
>ring guy up
>sounds distracted and annoyed
>giving one word replies and vague answers
>well fuck you then
>hang up
>he rings back the next day
>apologizes and says car is still for sale
>bought same model for cheaper an hour after the initial call

>>15371421
>>15371434
>>15371441
not sure why i kek'd

>call to check out car
>Ask if there are any problem
>"No, it's in great shape, runs perfect"
>Forget to ask ethnicity
>
>Show up, owner is not a Caucasian, 7 lights in dash are on, smoke literally coming from engine
Every fucking time man.

>>15372629
This
I find its funny that women always play with their "little smart" and think they can fool everybody. Literately children mind

>>15374716
Maybe he was fapping and you interrupt

>>15375151
>call to check car out
>Indian/paki brown accent
>ask normal questions
>seller sound annoyed and offended
>end up phone call by insulting me
Everytime. Brown people seem could be offended by literately nothing and have 0 respect

>post ad to sell the car
>Indian/paki call
>ask me questions
>answer them specifically
>they sound annoyed and offended
>"no I thirnk your arerrr lierrrr"
>end up phone call by insulting me