>Live in college town >Drive a straight piped STi >Fucking

>be me
>drive a first gen subaru wagon /5 door hatch
>quietly mod it
>not an obnoxious asshole
>never get in trouble with the law

>>15367648
Literal retard.

>>15367648
>get a silver civic
>be a ghost

with all traffic violations you have to right to appeal in court before a judge and "explain". I guarantee you could get the speeding dropped completely. Wreckless driving and noise reduced. You're paying full price for tint and exhaust though.

>>15367680
I hit 75 in a 15 mph residential zone because I panicked. There's no way I can fight that

>>15367648
why do people lie on the internet? You'd have to be the biggest brain dead retard to confuse first and fifth. Which im sure OP isnt.

>>15367648
Lazy ass cops actually go after one of you douches finally? I'm shocked. Must be karma.

>>15367694
Just be glad you were able to leave with your license.

>>15367648
>living somewhere with exhaust laws

>>15367694
>spoiled brat gets a sporty car he can't handle

Nothing to see here folks

>>15367694
how do you panic that hard lol

>>15367807
are you talking about emissions or sound

how can i tell which places do and dont have sound laws

>>15367648
pleb

learn to drive

>>15367654
classic

>>15367654
What's you do?

>>15367648
At least the other douchers who straight pipe their basic bitch mobiles make sure they know how to drive them first.

>>15367694
How the fuck can you start the car in first and then panic shift all the way up to the point of being able to do 75mph?

>>15368179
EG33 swap and putting in newer STI parts

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>>15367671
this tbqh

fast but unassuming cars are where it's at in general unless it's specifically a toy/weekend vehicle

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>>15367648
>now everyone in town knows what happened and opens their mouth every time they see me driving

>"hey becky, you see that guy driving that straight piped STi?"
>"yeah, Sandy! Isn't he the one who stalled it, made a bunch of noise and then 10 cops showed up and he got a ticket??"
>"Yeah, that's him!"
>"OMG, I heard about him! Hahah, wow he must be so embarrassed!"
>"Let's keep talking about him on our way to chad's place"
>"Speaking of chad...can't wait to here his opinion on the guy with the STi!"

Is that how you think it goes down anon? Literally no one gives a shit and they probably looked at you pulled over and forgot about you 5 seconds later.

You posted this last month on /r9k/ except last time you thought you nuked your clutch

Learn how to drive already

>>15367648
>subaru
Nothing of importance was lost. You faggots need to get off the street anyway.

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>>15367648
Are you literally retarded? Learn to drive fag

>>15368535
He drives a poobaru, of course he's retarded.

>>15367694
so you went to from a complete stall, to a 4k launch and then shifted into 3rd?.... Ya believable

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>>15367648
>straight piped STi

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>>15368768
>Thinking a straight piped Subie sounds bad.

Found the Evo owner

>>15368924
>thinks a straight pipe subie sounds good
found the subaru fanboy
granted they sound better then most 4's but they get shit on by everything else

>>15368953
I dont agree with him but you can fuck off with the four cylinder hate

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>>15368953
>mfw I also drive a straight piped STi and get compliments from everyone from car enthusiasts to old ladies at the gas station

>do illegal shit
>get flustered when you get bustered
You could've simply not put a straight pipe and illegal tint on your car, but you did. Justice has simply been served.

>the country of the free

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>>15367648
Typical subaru driver

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>>15368296
reminds me of this guy i know in high school who got a motorola razr that he really liked
nobody cared but i one point a bunch of us were sitting around talking and laughing about whatever and razr guy came out of his razr trance for a second to ask if we were all just talking and laughing about his phone

>>15367694
Retards like you should stick to driving vespas.

>>15367648
kek that's what you get lamer.

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>>15368924
>he thinks it sounds good
HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>15368203
I don't know about an STI but my old mustang would hit 68 in first.

>>15369342
To be fair though, Razrs were the shit back in high school.

>>15367648
What state?

Just get a silver Civic LX 5-speed manual. You will disappear among every other car out there.

>driving to university in rx7
>80mm exhaust from the turbos back, loud as fuck
>stop light in front of campus
>light turns green
>stall
>wtf
>shift into neutral, start engine again
>can't shift into gear
>clutch pedal is stuck on the floor
>wtf again
>people get impatient and drive around me
>pry the clutch pedal off the floor with my foot
>somehow manage to get the car into gear
>stomp on throttle
>launch in front of a crowd of spectators leaving a wake of braps and turbo sounds

Turns out my clutch slave cylinder was kill.

>>15369678
STI Gearing is super short but varies depending on model

They lengthened it to get to 60 in 2nd for better 0-60 times in some models.

>be 19
>have a 1994 chevy corsica
>muffler falls off
>fuck it, straight pipe
>never bothered by cops
>step dad keeps threatening to kill me when I get home at 3am
>get home at 3am and rev harder
>sit at stop lights and rev a little, everyone looks over like "wtf"
>drive it like it's a race car
>favorite car I've ever owned
>no tickets

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>Live in shithole city
>driving my miata with the top down
>hate driving with my top down in a ghetto city. Black people, both homeless and welfare types, come up to me asking for money shamelessly but it was hot as fuck anyways and no A/C
>local highschool finished, kids out and shit
>suddenly the lifter tick on my miata started to go off
>loud ticking sound comming from my shitbox, embarrassed as fuck.
>drive home quickly, people notice the fucking TICK TICK TICK TICK
>one dude yelled out while waiting on a stop light "you fucked up your sports car gringo" while laughing
>drive away shamelessly to my house
and that's why I change my oil every 1500 miles